He doesn't live in Miami

>he doesn't live in Miami

Nice love handles, chubby

You look like Tom Cruise, but without any charm.

long lost descendant of the habsburg?

thanks god

is this eggy's normie cousin?.

firstly
>no swim trunks
>at the beach

>that pudge
>all those groceries
>phone in a solo cup
>that mong face
>shitty pilot shades that don't fit on your face
You're disgusting.

I feel bad for calling you chubby.
Sorry
Pls no sudoku, I couldn't live with myself.

that's not me

Apologies, my Floridude.

I see potential

holy shit

who are you then

One of my m8s got mugged in Miami by gunpoint kek

damn, where?

I've lived here since I was a kid but never had a crime issue

I went to Miami 3 times and everytime I was there I saw Veronica Rodriguez at the beach. I wanted to say hi but I was with family

That's the most Miami name ever

Goddammit formerly-lego minifig haircut'd /fa/ggot stop spamming your face

Haha wait what are you talking about

Pic guy is my brothers's friend

Miami has a 3rd world crime rate and is full of fresh off the boat Cubans, Haitians, Nicaraguans and other fecal matter in human form. Visiting it as a tourist is neat but why in the fuck would anyone ponder living there is beyond me.

how do centracas get in your country so easily?
Is it literally just arriving there and just staying? Finding a job without legal shit and stuff?
asking for a friend

Part of it is anchor babies bringing their family to the country and many are just illegals who paddled to Florida in a raft made of bamboo or some shit. I think Miami must've been super nice from the land boom in the 20s until Cubans started arriving in droves in the 50s and 60s. From the 80s onwards it's literally a cocaine cartel money funded shithole full of niggers and 3rd worlders.

Why hate Cubans?

nice rubber ring buddy, it really helps you to not to sink

Poor man's LA.

There's two kinds of Cubans in Miami, either descendants of spoiled rich oligarchs who act like they're not even on American soil, or poor dumbass Mexican tier retard class. The latter kind is much more numerous.

>asking for a friend
NICE TRY PEDRO

They both have their perks. Miami is much better for getting around, although LA has more stuff to do.

But I do live here
Except I dont go to the beach all.that often

are there any white english speakers in miami?

Thank god, the humidity would steam me alive

>those fat roles

>be in Florida
>get shot

Is it hard to score weed or Coke in Miami

Usually it's just the Canadian tourists/expats.

I was raised in Florida.

That state would be great if none of the people there existed.

>you will never live in the 80s
>you will never live in Miami before it became beaner town
>you will never wear white rim shades with a pink shirt with the collar up
>you will never do Pablo Escobar's blow
>you will never enjoy those laid back bass lines

WHY
EVEN
LIVE?

>complaining about beaner shit while praising Pablo Escobar

lol

Anyway 80s Miami was a rundown ghetto warzone, not the cool flashy place Miami Vice and GTA makes you believe

About 2/3 of the people in Miami speak English as a first language. Only a few neighborhoods are predominantly Spanish speaking.

We're about 15% white, but every Hispanic person born in Miami speaks English primarily.

Beaners are nice when they stay in their own countries.

>not like Miami vice
B-b-b-but it looks so nice.

Weed is easy as shit. Coke less so but lots of expensive dealers hang around clubs frequented by tourists.

Dude what

80s were the height of Miami's Beanerness. It was just as full of Cubans and Colombians, but they didn't speak English yet

Jews.

Source: went to high school in Miami, white kids in my classes were predominately jewish.

>have a day's layover in miami
>decide to see the city
>get a haitian taxi driver
>tell him to drive us to a place then come pick us up after 6 hours
>mfw he can't count up to 6 hours from now
>we have to help him count with his fingers so that he knows what time to pick us up at
he did show up on time though, so there's that at least

cuban here ama'


this is now a /cuba/ thread lads
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Jews are the best whites

>Florida

You have to go back.

You're just east Florida

Fidel was an improvement

Cuba would be even worse today if it was capitalist

More like Byeami

Florida's nice if you have a decent amount of money.

Jews are not white.

Huh? Why not?