Wake up

[Jackson Watson]

>wake up
>have to swing in the jungle vines because tfw poor and can't afford my personal capybara
>arrive late to the football school
>made fun because 7-1
>swing back home
>it is banana for lunch again
>start windows xp PC
>browser 4chin until fall asleep

how's your typical day in your country?

[Brody Wright]

>wake up
>government mandated Syrian flatmate tossed my Bratwürste and Bier into the bin because they're haram apparently

[David Rivera]

>wake up
>get shot

[Jose Smith]

>wake up
>get sharia'd

[Hudson Peterson]

>wake up
>potato crop fails

[William Sanchez]

>don't wake up

[Connor Rogers]

>wake up
>no water
>no guns

Such is life in commifornia

[Jackson Gutierrez]

>wake up
>be better than america
>hockey
>maple syrup
>FREE HEALTHCARE

lmoa XDDD

[Gavin Torres]

>wake up
>get fat

[Zachary Rogers]

>Wake up
>Suns up, hot and humid
>Stay inside and go back to sleep

That's how my day normally is, unless I have work.