You die and you're given the chance to pick which Latin American country you will be born in your next life

You die and you're given the chance to pick which Latin American country you will be born in your next life.
What country do you choose and two reasons why?

Same one
I like it

Argentina because they are ethnic

BR

Quebec, when it becomes independent.
Because I want a qt french gf.

Brazil because it will be a superpower by the time I'm a teen.

I'd choose Uruguay. First because their country is the whitest here and secondly because they enjoy good food, the best stakes are there.

Mexico

1 - Pretty cool
2 - Good at football

I would pick same but that's boring so Uruguay.

Latinamerica you fucking idiot, not the whole America...

so haiti is not latin america because it's french?

quebec is latin-american retard

Probably Costa Rica 2bh

Costa Rica, because it's my favorite.

The fuck are you talking about? Neither Haiti or Quebec are Latinamerican

Southern Chile for the comfiness desu

California or Texas

THIS GUY IS ON TO SOMETHING


If this is true, then DEFINITELY Québec, so I could then move to France more easily :)

If it speaks a latin language, then it's Latin American.

Southern Argentina, my argie family is from there

USA

Yes they are, the term latin-american is used to describe american countries that use romance languages, as in languages that came from latin
if some crazy country here spoke romanian, they would also be latin-american

>good at football
>7 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA

:3

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Yours because it seems nice. Or Chile for the same reason.

>romanian
>latin
bruh

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romanian is a romance language derived from latin

maybe southern argentina or southern chile for comfiness, though I want to have access to certain foods I like.

Romanian is derived from latin, even though it's influenced from slavic and illyrian languages.

Urugay,because hot women.

Anywhere but this shithole. Fucking sun is giving me skin cancer

Chile, I want my second chance.

Colombia for the 10/10 qts

Argentina or urgya

>southern chile

Enjoy your MaPOOches

Romanian is as Latin as Spanish is.

Southern cone somewhere desu. Preferably to a rich nazi family.

Dominican Republic, so my hatred of Haitians will be socially acceptable

thats middle south.
south south is white as fuck

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Thank you, I will use this just in case I am ever faced with this scenario !

Chile or Uruguay.

Argentina
Because we're the best country in latin america.

Uruguay or Argentina. I need to have my comfy sundays
>wake up in a comfy winter
>drink steaming mate
>have a barbecue with the family with delicious steak

Plus I even have relatives in Argentina, don't even need to change my last name

>don't even need to change my last name
wut, why changing your lastname?

Uruguay.

Safe, white, irrelevant (i.e. comfy), well located, etc.

Well if I was born in a new country I'd probably have a local last name, and since my name exists there I could be born with the same name.

Is living in Chile like living in a semi-devolved country in Europe? Like Slovakia?

south brazil because bunda and

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'N SHIET

More like something in between Hungary and Romania. Slovakia us much richer/developed

>safe, white

Not really.

of course not, living here is like fliping a coin in the air, if you get heads you'll live in the developed nation side, if you get tails you'll live in a shithole

Costa Rica or Uruguay seem like the best options.

Would you consider the shithole part of your country better than your neighboring countries?

not him but unfortunately yes (obvious exceptions being argentina and uruguay) but I'd rather live in the worst parts of chile than in bolivia or peru.

I only know argentina in south america, so from my experience, argentina's shithole side is worse than ours. although, one person's experience is nothing.

I don't believe in the meme statistics of neither argentina nor chile. so I can't really answer your question m8

just came back from ecuador and can confirm this. i could literally feel my skin cells burning and dying.

The average Peruvian is much better off than the average Chilean in poverty.

I pick Peru, the most under rated country in Latin America, no shit level poverty, girls are reasonably pretty and hot without being skankass sluts. Weather is nice, food is good.

Uruagay

UK

United Kingdom.

Puerto Rico. I get to go back to the U.S without hassle.

france :^)

france :^)

france :^)

france :^)

so argentina then

>France
He said South America not Middle East

Fuck off with that stupid meme

t. Mohamed

I heard that Cuenca is nice, can anyone confirm?