>tfw I am a Slav who has lived in Canada for 16 years
>TFW my English is literally worse than most people from non-anglo countries on Sup Forums and I constantly make typos, grammatical errors and have to use spellcheck for every nontrivial word
PLEASE
JUST END MY LIFE
KILL ME, FINISH ME OFF. I DONT DESERVE TO LIVE!
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What part of the country are you living in? Not everywhere in Canada speaks real English.
You speak French at Quebec then? How can you live in Canada without learning English how is that possible?
Southern Ontario
GTA?
> I constantly make typos, grammatical errors and have to use spellcheck for every nontrivial word
Sounds like a native English speaker, I'm impressed, slavbro
Yes
>TFW my Russian isn't any better
I'm not even human
I have no home, I can't speak any language. JFMSU
>real English
please don't scare Vladislav like this.
I have a Serb friend that is the same way here in the states. He manages a Hyatt Regency in a major city.
>Speaking non-white English
There's your problem, Vladamir
w-what kind of english is it then
I have lived in the States for 6 yrs and dont speak English for shit.
Idk. I am a gook and I dont look anything white anyway tho
Do you live near Sacramento?
Nah I live in FL. Recently moved from the Bay Area
i knew you would be in ca at some time. Are you Hmong, or Vietnamese.
Korean m8. I don't know why I can't fix my fucking accent. I think I came here too late. (I came here at my early 20's)
Oh, okay. I had a friend growing up whose mom was from Korea. She made us eat dog. Do you eat dog?
Had it for 3 times in my life. Its not good. To me it tasted like lamb with shittier smell. Idk what will it be like in China, Vietnam, or Taiwan (all 3 eat dog as well) but Korean style dog meat thing isnt what i will pay for eating.
>Eating domesticated animals
for what reason?
>Eating domesticated animals
Where do I get venison and shit, if I dont eat domesticated animals?
deer are not domesticated animals
>non-white English
Probably British English
Deer aren't domesticated. Just don't eat dog while you're in the US, it's fucked up
Like I said. I didnt find dog good tasting. I wouldn't even bother eating it
I don't understand why you'd even eat an animal kept as a pet when there is delicious pigs and cows to eat.
Why do people even do this at all?
I'm not the Korean
>Like I said. I didnt find dog good tasting.
Forgot you said that, my bad
Pigs can be pets too. Saw a guy walking his piggy yesterday in fact.
Bump
So many Asian people in sacramento. They walk around and don't bother anyone like the poor black and white people...but I don't know...I don't trust them...
Finish yourself off yourself, lazy slavshit
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You're the gay slav that respond to my threads ? :3
XDDDD ты cмeшнoй
Wtf. Not bragging, but Serbians usually speak English well.
No, that's me.
>60 PERCENT
A++ post kev
>tfw no tall serbian bf