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kot edition

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Anime

PEOPLE TALKING WITHOUT SPEAKING

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I'm gonna go watch Canada's greatest achievement in the arts. user was right. Season 8 is shit.

I like this edition because in German kot means feces

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>I don't vape

Season 9 is even worse
Season 10 is the worst but the last episode is great imo desu

I SAID NO HASH IN THE TRAILER, RICK

I've watched the first 2 or 3 seasons. Does the show ever really change or is just the same stuff over again?

The show is the same thing for 10 seasons. I was pretty engaged through season 7 though. It just went to shit once Netflix started throwing money at them. The original writers left.

CUTE

CUUUUUUTE

They keep going with the same gimmicks obivously but there are some good eps between 3-7. The post-cable Netflix seasons have been trash.

Kek at my female cousin who was rude to my parents back then that now lives in USA

>Be nagging bitch to bule husband who is a military man
>He scratch her face
>Guy calls cops
>Have her arrested / picked up
>She still in jail for 2 weeks already


GOD BLESS AMERICA

>Men get upset because not enough women want to fuck them
>Women get upset because too many men want to fuck them
Why must life be so cruel

doing a bit of a well you know what

Speaking of TPB, I unironically said "the way she goes" to one of my coworkers the other day
I love that quote

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holy fuck is that even a real one

>tfw you fell for the Might No 9 scam
>codes release today and all I can do is sit and look at $60 down the drain

I want to meet whoever drew this

>falling for kikestarter trash

please say your prays tonight buds

>he fell for kickstarter

I just wanted megaman back ;_;

we have less than 24 hours to kill the messi. We dont have a chance

At least play it before you dismiss it.

I cant

they sent me a fucking DLC code without the game key

>still haven't eaten yet
>forgot to bring a sweater or phone charger to the hospital

Value your comfy time, lads

I don't understand. You pay for the game and you don't get the game?

>You pay for the game and you don't get the game

pretty sure that's Kickstarter's slogan

I had to open a support ticket with Humble Bundle just to see where my game key is

Just wanted to pop in and say morning to you lads.

Going up in the mountains today

Thank you for Porzingis btw

Cheers mate, hes a good lad

Why are north murrican people so gay?

rude

because he have so many cute boys, guess there are not that many in france

must be all the estrogen libdems pump into our hotdogs

Domestic violence isn't okay.

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I think you missed the point.

I was kidding, boys.

>Just banter, bla bla bla...

send cheese and i'll forgive you

Maybe but I'm drunk and American so I refuse to admit it.

>send cheese
Even if it smells in kilometers away and cheese moves like a living thing because of bacterias ?

I'll be cheering for you guys.

>cheese moves like a living thing
So I don't have to pay for shipping?

I love you, mate.
>kilometers
I meant "miles"

Who /cute/ here?

youtube.com/watch?v=IaysW5Cvi50

me in the middle

tell me your secret

Me, i have never played the half life series

I was told I was last night but she wouldn't go past second base

>tfw coworker got laid off for not wanting to work 60hr weeks
>tfw doing a 2 person job all by myself the last week
There isnt an angry frog pic that can accurately portray my butthurt

At least I got that purp drank

i pee in the shower

For whatever reason I'm all nostalgic tonight about the pre-porn days, at least for me
Undercover Brother would be on comedy central just about every other day when I was a kid when I came home from school. I'd get some lotion and just edge myself until the lesbo shower scene and then beat off to the 30 seconds of sexiness
I miss the days of just flipping through channels looking for a semi decent broad to fap to. Charmed was a godsend because it was on all the time

Does it really cost just 99 cents (or something equivalent) over there?

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Bit more, but not too bad
Good stuff

>second base (+first base, third base)

What does that mean exactly?

I know it's sport analogy, but always wondered what it really meant.

It's like a dollar here as well.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_metaphors_for_sex

It was popularized by Kramer from the TV show Seinfeld because he would always slide into frame much like a baseballist.

>There is actually a wiki page about this
Well, thanks for the explanation ( and the link)

i just made it up

Haha. Nah.
It's really a thing, by the way...

Didn't know that it was so important.

I said manlet casually once to my mom and she says it a lot now. I don't know what to make of it.

Kill her

ban guns

No

but they kill people

>kot edition
>only just a few kots posted
Gotta fix that

Don't ban guns.

Nah, my mom is pretty cool for a woman.

Post pics

get it

I am the son and the heir

ban guns

hi /cum/-chan im cat now 2

miau miau :DDDDDDDDD

Yes, no American should own artillery.

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Mexico

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>I'm Canadian

>I'm American

>I'm Canadian

So are you guys voting for Hillary, Trump, or a third party?

IMO Hillary needs to be destroyed.

I'm voting for Trump but that doesn't really matter in my state. My state will go to Hilary so my vote is just a protest of that authoritative cunt.

really nice lads

youtube.com/watch?v=htqzn9ZbRUY

Have I been banned

you havent used the loo either

dam

that probably looks way better in person

Best ones are like 9mb and i dont want to crop them to shit :/

> why yes, I am from lv

>why yes i do shit on the streets

looks beautiful, lad