Why do all Anglos suck at cuisine, despite all the exploration, conquest and multiculturalism?

Why do all Anglos suck at cuisine, despite all the exploration, conquest and multiculturalism?

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We steal the best chefs from all over the world to cook us their food.

Why dilute it?

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We are good at being cute femboys :3

it's good.
they don't steal. they let indian food be indian food, chinese food be chinese food. fusion cuisine sucks

They always had their servants to do the cooking

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It's one of the ways of dealing with it, but for fucks sake, we have a national dish over here with pasta... Bongs also have tea as their national beverage, and as we all know tea is foreign as fuck to Europe.

Have Anglos invented anything to eat on their own recently that is good, using all the ingredients available?

I came here because of the pic, but to answr your question, I guess its becuz they're gay

This guy gets it.

The Romans didn't invent anything either. They just made everything they found better.

Anglo cuisine is underrated as fuck

Too many retards fall for the french/italian food is good meme

This

I think it has to do with

1. Being overshadowed. I mean, UK almost touches motherfucking France. And NO, French cuisine is NOT overrated.
2. Breakfast-based culture instead of lunch-based culture. Dishes are simpler, since one simply does not wake up 4AM to cook, c'mon.

That said. Hashbrowns, pumpkin pie, chippy and most Dixie stuff as gumbo.

Fuck French and Italian food, you can talk about them to Americans who define Euro cuisine as Italian or French, not to any of us here in the old continent.

So, what is good Anglo cuisine? Give me some examples.

We had to into tea - gin was killing us.

French cuisine is lovely, but far too rich.

I'll take a cornish pasty over l'escargot 9 times out of ten.

Good, good. Do you have anything British, even if made from adopted ingredients, that is good food?

Yorkshire puddings btfo everything else.

It's up to personal tastes, but I'll have a good boeuf bourguignon over both tbqh. Escargot is nice because of the texture, the taste is mainly from garlic and butter.

(And croque madame is that kind of comfort food you eat while feeling guilty... but still love.)

But in all but the most specialized restaurants this leads to a dumbing down and simplification of the cuisine because bongs and murrifats have no taste for flavors other than muh sugar or muh salt.

Polish/Russian pasta is shit - no sauce, only breadcrumbs. Your cuisine in general is savage and somewhat offputting. It's just the climate. Polish and traditional British cuisine are equally as poor.

>Hashbrowns

t. a person from the tropics who eats rice all year round and only sees potatoes on television

reminder that americuck food is the best one in the world, followed by mediterranean, arab, some countries of Latin American and Japan

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actually, south american food is just Mediterranean food, adapted with local ingredients

Actually, I personally eat far more potato and corn than rice.

Hashbrowns are nice when I got no leftover dinner to eat as breakfast and I'm not in the mood of eating corn meal yet again. (No way I'm buying bread at the morning.)

Have you ever tried pic related? People eat it en masse in summers. It looks poor, agreed, but it's absolutely delicious.

ohohohoho what the fuck lad. This is the new tier!

Don't know. There's seafood here, but that's simple as

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USUĊƒ TO KURWA!

What is it? Looks like it could be yummy

We're too close to Italy to be able to invent such odd ways of consuming pasta. Pasta (and risotto) only entered Slovenian households in the 1960s, and our recipes for it tend to be straight out of Italian cookbooks.

Wew

Risotto? Plov wins every time

please nuke poland

it looks like pig intestines with strawberries on top
but surely it's pasta with some sort of fruit mix, yes?

The worse the cuisine, the whiter you are in Europe

Kill me now

b-but france is germanic !

We have lots of good British food, you just won't be interested unless it supports your narrow minded and ignorant view that all British food is shit.

haters aside, it's prettt good
wouldn't call it a national dish though

I'd try it.

That's how I form my words, but actually I'd be glad to be proven wrong.

Pilav is Iranian/Levantine, not Italian.

Lol

>fruit mix
Cream, sugar, strawberry. Swap the strawberries with bilberries if you want.

Not cream. Sour cream. Strawberries are mashed and mixed with sour cream and lots of sugar. You eat it with pasta for its filling properties, best ground too, absolutely fantastic.

It can't be considered a sweet, it's a full supper.

I know, just saying this rice dish is better, cause they are almost the same.

maybe if you eat an entire pot of it
it really doesn't satisfy hunger effectively

One of life's mysteries

THIS. It has barely any protein, if you eat it after five minutes you get hungry again.

Also, "sweet only" food is usually annoying for main dish.

And just to rustle 's jimmies, have the bilberry version.

good post, I had that in the UK ant it was great, fuck continental breakfast.

>maybe if you eat an entire pot of it
In my family we usually ate it in deep dishes, like you use for a soup. I know other families usually prefer bowls, but lets be honest, it's no difference

I don't know this one
Strawberries with smietana, sugar and pasta are as common as bread and water here in the summer, but this is different

Tho I recall having something like that in primary school

This one is the bilberry, I never tasted it but it looks like the same deal.

And maybe there's a third version with blackberries, but I don't know if this is stuff my grandma invented or Polish food.

Our food is genuinely good, most people who say its bad went to london and visited some shitty chain restaurant like wetherspoons

Even British cuisine is better than Poolish food.

>Even British cuisine is better than Poolish food.
USZKA, MOTHERFUCKER.

Also cabbage rolls, bigos and vodka.

>vodka

so what we have better beer

I think it has to do with geographic location, agricultural possibilities and the ingredients available. That is an answer for Britain's case.
As for the other Anglo countries, you notice all of them are fairly new colonist states that didn't have enough time to develop their own food culture, or maybe it would be more accurate to say that before it could start, the food industry happened and killed everything in its path.

I've heard Silesian beer is quite good.

it's ok Bolan, we still love yuo :3
gib bigosz :DDD

>before it could start, the food industry happened and killed everything in its path.
More like "most New World stuff is shamelessly stolen from the Old World".

They even outsourced their cooking. If there is something a human somewhere has the ability to do it, the anglos have outsourced it so they dont do it themselves

Don't project your subhuman existence onto others, Anglo scum.

Well said, my racedmixed friend!

What's wrong with you people.

They invented sandwiches.

Don't you ever eat that?
Come on, lads.

>Slav in charge of cuisine
wew lad

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wat

i remember seeing this posted multiple times
always hilarious

Why is it so hilarious
Everybody eats it

In spring people are only waiting for strawberry prices to drop

i would eat it but it looks like pink semen and pasta with sugar isn't very mainstream

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