Wake up

fund a coalition against french imperialism

Buy fancy maps of old Europe because they'll become antiques that I can sell for a decent amount of shekels when I'm an old fart.

take a trip around my country

cry myself to death

at least albania is gone eh?
eh?

Embrace my new Finnish citizenship.
>perkele vittu

Go back to sleep being very disappointed. Literally nothing in my cunt changed.

Why do Fins like Turkish people so much? Don't they realize that Anatolian Turks are not Turkic? They're just a mix of Greeks and Kurds.

Upset that sweden is still a country

>having Eesti coast
>literally nothing
Rude