>TFW testicles still hurt from this morning
>TFW scared of going to walkin clinic doctor because she's a gril and will touch my testicles
>TFW don't even know how to explain the problem unautistically
>TFW seriously concerned
>TFW might get my testicle amputated
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>hey doc my balls hurt
I don't have to do that, my testicles are doing it for me
What if she calls me a dirty pervert?
help guys this shit actually fucking hurts. I heard they amputate your balls if you don't fix it in time since it cuts off bloodflow. FUCK!!!!!!
Yes i know but it's not severe enough to make me think that's what it is. my understanding is that would be crippling pain, right now it's not that bad
What did you do to your wee-wee?
GEE THAT WAS FUCKING HARD
Give it a day or two. These things normally clear up on their own.
t. Doctor
i'm not falling for this troll
>being injured
>caring what a trained medical professional thinks about the job they selected
autism
Picture pls. I am a doctor
>Hello doctor my balls hurt, i-i swear i'm not doing it just to get a woman to feel my balls... i-i swear... i-i wouldn't eve-n-n think of d-doing t-that...
rip user's balls
are you scared she will see your micro penis?
Mumps
what happened?
k... fuck this guys it hurts so much im about to shower and go
fuck. my shit hurts
Just go to the hospital already before you risk permanent damage.
They're used to all kind of strange things happening.
What happened?
just ask for a male doctor, normally that shouldn't be a problem
Listen boy, I used to be as autistic as you about my phimosis.
The doctor noted. She said :
>user, I have to look at old people hairy and stinky asses almost everyday to look for haemorrhoids. You penis is nothing in comparison.
i don't know if it's severe enough
fucking hurts tho. i'll go to walk in clinic and see what she says. Maybe she'll recommend i go to hospital... ffs tho
scary ass shit lads
Hehe I want your doctor.
just go to the E.R
But this is just a walk-in clinic doctor, she probably only sees people with sore throats all day
>just go to the E.R
Dude it's like 6 hour wait if you're not dying
You sure ? She's an old lady in her 50's constantly pushing weird jokes about Dieudonné all the time.
Just out of interest, is there something about your crotch you are ashamed of? Are there pimples, is it small, are you afraid to shave?
How fucking autistic can a person be?
i want her to inspect my balls and joke around with me ;-;
No nothing, it's just awkward i guess
I shower several times a day, pubes are shaved desu
Why do they hurt?
Once I masturbated so much and I couldn't move for 5 hours because my balls hurt so much. But it passed away...
FUCK i'm scared lads
I've got no idea, hurts like fucking hell tho
My bladder-area hurts too
nigga just go to the doctor already
CANADA!!!
ITT: We find a cure for OP's balls.
Might be Epididymitis
I have to take a 1-3 week long break from masturbating every couple of months or else my right testicle is in excruciating pain
I went to the ice cream store and sat near a couple. The girl was ugly as fuck, it didn't stop them from switching seats. Who do these goatfuckers thing they are, Hollywood royalty?
what does this have to do with OP's balls?
She will also ask you wether you're sexually active and/or masturbate.
My doctor's given me some hormon-suppressant pills. They work like a charm. My hair has been growing back and I don't feel the urge to jack off every now and then.
>pubes are shaved
She's probably just going to call you a faggot, no worries.