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our boys in the red, white n blue-edition

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1st for Dakotas

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the word 'titties' makes me laugh because i read it in spanish every time

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MY DIAMONDS SHINE CUZ DEY RILLY DIAMONDS

So I got this cool new pad to bring down to the lake near my house thinking that the group I was with was going to use it to fucking sumo wrestle or some other cool shit, but as soon as the pad came out all of the women started to fucking tan on it. WTF. THERE'S A FUCKING DOCK FOR A REASON. WE WANTED TO SUMO WRESTLE YOU TAN SLUTS.

anyone else know this feel?

How can anybody like Hillary?

It's insane how much of a bitter old hag she looks/sounds/speaks like.

And for the record I'm neither a trumptard nor a bernietard.

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because despite all that:
She's still not Trump.
even the retards on the reservations hate Trump.

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we /pcmusic/ now boi

Hillary is worse

What do you think about European countries who taking muslim refugees?

i'm pretty sure the only reason people hate donald trump is because he's self admittedly rich

i guess they don't mind rich people who pretend they aren't rich though

They're both shit, #feeltheVerm2016

the world is complete shit and is doomed

nothing new

Disliking her is problematic.
"Dishonest," "incompetent," and "bitter" are historically words used by white men to subjugate women. You can't criticize women in this way because it is actually engendered sexism disguised as perfectly valid criticism.

joke's on you, I'm a grill

t. grill

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>Neboobies
Why does everyone in Nebraska look like they're caked in dirt

S-stop it

That sounds like such a plausible argument people would make and it's scary

Women are brainwashed by patriarchy to distrust other women. This is a byproduct of engendered sexism.

Being alive is boring

pls be in Saint-André-du-Lac-Saint-Jean

Joke's on you, I'm actually a matriarch.

t. matriarch

>South Dakota

mirin those demographics

Are you on vacation?

No, I moved here
Send help

>Why does everyone in Nebraska look like they're caked in dirt
I think those were mexicans

try living in North Dakota. It's a grand old time.

We should import some Muslims there, they definitely need more diversity

yo /cum/

>im sure most kids between the age of 5 and 25 are only pretending to like big tits because they are going with the crowd and secretly jack off to loli porn

Just tell me who to skewer

Soccer mom and her three chillins, I know they were white because their tan ended where their sleeves began

And I've seen it like
repeated and repeated and repeated

lol cum

>tfw I will never live there
jesus it looks so comfy and picturesque

though I imagine winters have got to be particularly bad up there

Skewer all the Floridians pls

I really didn't want to leave Atlanta but had to

big tits only look good clothed. same with fat butts. stretch marks and veins stretched out areolas don't look attractive. Proportionate b-c size boobs, and a proportionate small round bubbly booty are top tier.

>Had to
What happened?

/cum/? MORE LIKE /YUM/!

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Nah, it's because he's a gossip magazine troll who comes from daddy's money. The man spray tans for fuck sakes. I still hate the criticisms SJWs throw at him though. He's not an overt racist or a facist, and he's not literally hitler. He's just a half-wit narcissist who doesn't deserve to be POTUS.


Just my $0.02 from growing up watching the dude's antics desu senpai.

>Nah, it's because he's a gossip magazine troll who comes from daddy's money. The man spray tans for fuck sakes. I still hate the criticisms SJWs throw at him though. He's not an overt racist or a facist, and he's not literally hitler. He's just a half-wit narcissist who doesn't deserve to be POTUS.


>Just my $0.02 from growing up watching the dude's antics desu senpai.

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no more weed until I find a new job

lets do this

>There are 3.5 billion women on earth
>They all seem the same to me

>comes from daddy's money

his dad gave him less than 50M(likely less than 20M) that he turned into 4.5 billion

That's saying someone whose parents gave them 10k and ended up a millionaire only did it with daddy's money

Trump definitely came from a wealthy family, but he's not just "Daddies Money". He has a shitload more money than his dad ever did.

He's still a goofy narcissist and not POTUS material, but have you seen how fuck the entire political environment is in the US? When is the last time we had a candidate that really deserved to be POTUS? I can't name a single one that made it to the ballot.

Good post
Bad post. Learn to meme famalam.

#standwithrand

I have never touched a single recreational drug in my life. I've never even been extremely drunk.

*green texts someones post while posting a picture of a rare vapeman*

Literally Ron Paul. But the GOP shut him down

threadly reminder the hotpocketta man doesnt like Vapeman

>*green texts someones post while posting a picture of a rare vapeman*

My Dad lost all his money and had to move into a storage unit while my 16 year old brother is moving in with his friend's family and I with my grandparents. He never helped me get my ID, birth certificate, license, or anything else so I couldn't get a place or job of my own

You lads want to play some wings.io?
link
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>and I with my grandparents
>Florida
kek

Sucks ass for you though, best wishes

>not liking tits

u wot

REEEEEE STOP KILLING MEEEEE

>3dpd
Ewwwww

Ass>Tits

dpd
>Ewwwww

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Satan confirmed normie

>2dpd
when will they learn?

3dpd is shit though

Anyone else really ugly? I try not to look at mirrors

I think I do alright, facewise

n-no

Does anyone have a normal pic of vapeman?

I wouldn't be so ugly if I were a healthy weight. Being a skeleton makes me look like a junkie

had a wank now trying not to fall asleep

Hello I am from Moosonee, Ontario.

You can come here and visit, we have a population of 1725. Although you must take a train to get here. There are no roads that connect Moosonee in which you can drive to

you should have asked me to suck you off, I would have

Please sleep.
I would give anything for a good night of restful sleep.
T. Sleep problems

sounds like a town where people move to get murdered by an axe weilding maniac

Name?

I'd be pretty confident with my looks if I wasn't so pale and didn't have acne

Haven't seen my reflection for literally a month
Here

not interested senpai
but i won't be able to sleep later tonight if i sleep now
it's 7pm

No. Everyone basically knows each other and we're all friendly. We have 2 active full time police officers on duty for the town

Just b urself

I honestly don't know. I've always thought of myself as ugly, but I've been complimented many times.
I do have really low self-esteem, and virtually zero confidence. And women can smell those two things miles away.

should I have cereal for "dinner" or cook some tortellini m8s

>not interested senpai
yeah only because you aren't horny anymore :( I bet if you were still horny then you'd use me. Use me, just like the dirty whore that I am. :(

bit gay

Thanks senpai

>I do have really low self-esteem, and virtually zero confidence. And women can smell those two things miles away.

This is false. Women cannot smell low-self esteem or zero confidence. I have both those things and I still manage to get laid from time to time.

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The time for fun has passed.
You are too old to make friends. Get to work on time tommorow.

Make more vapeman memes lad

sounds nice tbqh

ive always wondered this

doesnt everyone secretly think theyre attractive? unless youre seriously ugly, doesnt the brain and our egos just push ourselves to think we're hot,or atleast semi-decent looking?

when i look in the mirror i say, hey im pretty good looking

but maybe im ugly too

I made a slight edit to this.

No

I guess I'm just ugly then.