What's the best place in the middle east to move to and why

What's the best place in the middle east to move to and why

outside it

Isreal

Crusader states in 1252.

The Middle East is unironically safer than Mexico, Central America, and the northern countries of South America

...

not here, because we're 100% european

Qatar

Wherever you originally came from.

Iran probably

Oman. safe, less backwards religious codes than other gulf countries, decent standard of living, has actual culture and things to see

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Lebanon is quite nice actually.
Or at least, every Lebanese I've ever met was bro tier and/or a qt.

Iran please we need your money (death to america)

No deaths

UAE

>Tfw no redhead tranny gf

this. obviously.

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Qatar

none if you're tranny

but UAE if cute twink

What about UAE?

UAE if cute twink

this.

the most freedom (alcohol, democracy, gay sex, etc), and the best quality of life. Even if you're a muslim, you'll have the best life there.

But not as free

>tfw redhead tranny gf