A Frenchmen and a German are sitting next to eachother on a plane. The Frenchmen asks "Do you speak French?"

A Frenchmen and a German are sitting next to eachother on a plane. The Frenchmen asks "Do you speak French?"

The German says no

They sit quietly for 6 hours

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lol

Pretty rude from the Frenchman, to ever speak to someone in a plane.

The pilot is Russian

They get shot down by Turks

"It's me Goku"

But they both speak English.

Ding ding ding ding


We have a winner

So? That doesn't mean you should talk with strangers.

haha dumb frogs

it was kctier and it was on 4chans

In a plane piloted by Russian, there are flying English chap, German, Frenchman and Pole.
Suddenly, plane begins to fall down.
Russian pilot announces:
One of you must jump out, weight problems, you will be dead but others will live!
English gentleman says "Lads, It's been an honor, and jumps out"
Situation stabilizes for a while, but turbulences occur and plane starts falling again.
Frenchman yells "Remember to tell my wife I died as hero!" and jumps
When plane starts falling for the 3rd time, Polish dude stand up and says:
"Time to do the right thing"
And throw German out of the plane.

I get it: The German actually speak french but pretend he doesn't because he doesn't want to talk with the frenchman. The joke is that germans tend to be rude.

more like nobody wants to talk to frogs lmao

the joke is the french don't want to speak english and hate germans

then what are you doing, Fernando?

The joke is French people don't like speaking English and Germans are autistic

>une putain de feuille d'arbre

never reply to my post again

the joke is that canadians think that two strangers sitting next to each other in a plane without chatting is weird

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Why would people talk on the plane?

Not him, have another reply. And don't forget your lifevest next time you go boating, we never knows

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