Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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It is Christmas already in Japan?

tonight is the night bois

I am in Japan right now. Hakujin desu.

Is there an equivilent to tinder here? I want to meet Japanese girls. Sorry for being stereotypical!

おつ

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サルかわいい

Japanese KFC is so good more than American KFC.
i disappointed American KFC, so dry.

and in America at the Christmas every body eat the birds.

I'm moving to Japan soon. I'm saving up some money first. I'm going to find an English teaching job over there online before I go. I want to marry a Japanese woman. I'm 30 and not very good looking. What are my chances?

>Christmas

why do you know that fact !
that's secret for foreigner

Do you have any experience teaching?

> I want to marry a Japanese woman

You sound determined. Do you have any employers in mind? Have you looked into it at all?

It depends on the restaurant. Some places don't cook their chicken properly, or leave it sitting out. North American fast food workers have no honour.

SHARE US YOUR WOMEN
we have you Sarah !

gave*

I've read up on Japan a bit.

In university I gave a lot of presentations and I've worked as an ESL teaching assistant. I also presented some lessons when I got my TEFL. I've never actually led a class, though.

i totally agree with you.

American food store workers are so terrible.

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No. You are too old

なぜ日本人女性なのか?中国人か韓国人でいいでしょ

Because he is weeaboo

So it depends what you want to do there. With your level of experience you could probably work as an assistant language teacher in Gunma or some other rural area, or you could try going for eikaiwa.
If you want to actually teach English there you need at least 2 to 3 years of experience and a TOEFL certificate.
I don't really think that age matters, but you don't have a whole lot of experience.
If you want to live in a suburban area you need 2 years experience as an ALT IN Japan.

日本人フェチ

>I want to marry a Japanese woman.
このスレの男はこんなことばっかり言ってるなw

When did you decide to come back kiri

>SHARE US YOUR WOMEN
Cute.

But he don't have to marry with Japanese woman.

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I never left, hadn't finished uni yet.
I just lurk here more than I post.

おっはよごぞいまーす!

中国人は醜い、韓国人はキチガイ
だから日本人女性が完璧だ

迷惑
景色や和服とかの日本文化だけ楽しんで欲しい

I'm horny just now

be careful that netherland guy is still lurking around

いやフィリピンとか、インドネシアとかでいいじゃん

>このスレの男はこんなことばっかり言ってるなw
>implying you are a woman

>中国人は醜い、韓国人はキチガイ
でもエロ好きなのは日本人より上だぞ

Western women are a lost cause. Their minds are poisoned. None of them would make good mothers. I find East Asian women attractive and I hope that being exotic might score me a few points. My other option is Eastern Europe. I want a pretty, loving wife so bad.

I'm very determined. I love children more than anything and I want a family. It's impossible to start a family here. The housing is so expensive, and there are no jobs. Canadian society is getting worse every year. I don't have a particular company in mind yet but I'd prefer to teach adults. I wouldn't mind living in a smaller city. I heard Fukohoya (sorry I'm on mobile) is about right for me. I started studying Japanese a couple of months ago.

Ohayo gozaimasu, anonymous Portuguese poster.

>フィリピン
>インドネシア
貧しすぎよ あの奴ら

おはよう

ああいうカナダ人みたいな外人が多いから気を付けてね

I WILL come to Israel and I WILL eat your home cooking

ポルトガルも貧しいわ

ありがとう 気をつける

(´-`).。oO(wow what a surprise never heard this one before

You're chasing after something that doesn't exist

Right, then an eikaiwa would probably be more up your alley. Not sure if you'll be able to teach adults exclusively right off the bat, but plenty of eikaiwa offer such classes. Just do your research before you decide on a company (I recommend applying to multiple companies just in case) since some have better reputations than others.

>housing is so expensive
Depending on where you live, housing in Japan can be expensive, too. Just something to keep in mind.
>Fukohoya
I've never heard of this town... Where is it located?

ポルトガル 22,181ドル
フィリピン 4,681ドル

ポルトガルは
たいした貧しくはないな

Well I want a girl of 25 or so.

I like Chinese girls and China but I'm worried about pollution and sanitation. I heard the TEFL industry is slowing down in Korea, and I'd always be worried about the North.

嘘を言うな

>My other option is Eastern Europe. I want a pretty, loving wife so bad.
Doesn't sound like a good idea to me.

Besides, whenever I watch Just For Laughs, literally 9/10 of the girls are qts. It's filmed in Quebec though, so I don't know if that makes a difference.

日本と比べてみよう

ポルトガル人ってどうやって生活してんの?コルク作る以外に仕事あるの?

I recommend you Indonesia or HongKong etc

All of will have a chance to marry a Japanese woman at foreigners white guys except for Peru

>What do you think about refugees?
日本での難民受け入れには反対
対案としてアラブ諸国に難民キャンプを作り、そこへ経済援助をするべき

the same can be said of Japan unfortunately
because the average wage which salarymen earn per year in Japan has been decreasing recently. pic related.

スペイン人を尽くすとか

サウジアラビア難民受け入れ:0人

スペイン国旗「ジャップていっぱい働いてんのに俺たちと一人あたりgdpがたいしたかわんないな

みたいなスレがあったな

実際は高齢者が多いからだろ

ポルトガルは案外いい暮らししてるよ。

海沿いで海の幸が豊富だからね。

そもそもそれがおかしいわw

Thanks for this info.

彼らの信念を見習おう

教養が心配

アジアはどこも日本の恩恵受けて成り立ってるけどポルトガルはどうしてんだろ?

キリスト教の強い国だからね。

昔の日本みたいなものじゃないかな、適度な貧しさ。

物にあふれてるわけじゃなく、あるもので仲良く暮らしてる。

基本人は衣食住に困ってなければ、あとは人間関係の問題だと思う。

思うに、余計な裕福は逆に人を不幸にするんじゃないかな。

>I can never tell when japanese are bantering
is it safe to assume japan doesn't understand the concept

Abenomics is a correct policy.
Japan had to begin Abenomics from the year 2000.

正直、特定の宗教に入っている人間は怖い
宗教が理解できないし

たしかにそうかもね。とはいえ、日本人の幸福度が低いのは国民性もあると思う
日本人はとってもネガティブ
言語的にも、常に自分の立場を下げている

They do have banter, I've just seen its often one sided.

さあ、ポルトガルにとってあまり知らない、たいした国じゃないし

同意
いくら宗派が違うとはいえ、
同じ神を信じている国が受け入れないんだから、
日本なんてなおさら受け入れる必要性を感じない。

サッカー選手

EU?

特に意味のない唐突なdisがアルベルトを襲う!

fking japanese

yes I want to fk japanese in this thread

東南アジアは観光で稼いでるイメージ
ビーチとか有名なリゾート地多い

お前のwaifuでオナニーしてやった、どうだ悔しいだろう

イギリス・フランス・ドイツ以外、EUの国のすべてがそういうつもりなんですけど…

can any based nippon go to futaba and tell them dislike this shit
youtube.com/watch?v=dtCyepuLt8Q
we already have like 5 chans on it

東欧やべえ
欧州経済の講義クソ面白かったよ

ポルトガルかわいそうになってきた、ごめんね

御託はいいから、さっさとポルトガルのカステラもってこい。

宗教は日常生活では良いもんだよ。

だけど、難民問題とかそれぞれの権利とか、昔から日本でも仏教で問答が絶えなかったように平和を考えるって簡単じゃないからね。

逆にモラルのない社会ほど怖いものはない、モラルが自然にあるものと考える人が増える事も怖い事だよ、人間関係ってそんな単純じゃないからね。

まじ?
東欧は女性がとても綺麗だけど貧しいイメージ

そりゃ、フランスも、イギリスを引き止めるのに必死になるはずだw

>東欧
ポルトガル?

南欧

it's not like I've blamed Abe for Abenomics,
or rather I've supported him and the LDP (but I oppose accepting immigrants though).
I wanted just to say Japan could finally end up being one of poor counties if the average wage of Japanese salarymen continues to be decreased as it is.

ポルトガル以上にやばいって事じゃない?
あ、金平糖も一緒につけて

アフリカ

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ノルウェーの俺石油で稼いでるしEU要らねーから入らねーわ感とか
東欧の頑張ってEUに入れるように法律整備してやっと入れた!やったよ!感とか

そうかな・・・宗教戦争とか怖いじゃん
POSOとか動画見て悲しくなるよ

法律を守る、周囲に迷惑がかからないようにする、謙虚でいる
これだけで十分。宗教はいらない

ルーマニアとかブルガリアとかのつもり
ハンガリーもか?