Migrating to canada

I am soon migrating to canada, since germany become more of a shithole the days pass by.
To what i shall pay attention to most / how to live in the best way? :3

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Learn some decent English first you dumbass
No one likes a fat, ugly German with a thick accent

thank you for that helpful comment!

Germany get Arabed
Canada get Chinked

There's no place to live comfortably in this world anymore

No but seriously. The Canadians are pretty similar to Americans. Just find a job and get involved in the culture by talking to the locals etc

This. If you're in a big city it'll be like any big city in the west. If you're in a small town just watch hockey.

Have you learned chinese? If not you better get started.

I like to open a restaurant there with german / austrian cuisine, since i am a chef. So i don't need to find a job, since i am bringing jobs with me so to say.
But as you said, it is important to not make isolated attempts, but "grew together with locals", if that makes sense.

Ok but do you have enough money? Because maintaining a business as a immigrant can be pretty expensive.

There are a ton of governmental resources available for immigrants who want to open their own restaurant as its one of the most popular options for new immigrants. Free legal advise, education on Canadian health regulations, etc.

I like to live in a rural town, rather than a big city.

No, i can't speak chinese and i hope i don't need it.

I saved up money to be able to open up a small restaurant.

They will force you to wear a stereotypical bavarian outfit and speak in a funny german accent if you are white.
If you are brown then you will have to wear a turban.

That's the Canadian forced multiculturalism.

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Hast du auch schon all den Papierkram und so erledigt? Wenn ja dann viel glück mit deinen Restaurant

Norway seems like the least cucked nation to me, idk.

I read about it that there are some helps from the government, yes.

Since i like to open a bavarian / austrian themed restaurant, i have no problem presenting me and the stuff in traditional clothing.

Gibt auch leichtere Methoden; wenn man z. B. 800k für 5 Jahre ohne Gewinn in Ontario anlegt, dann bekommt man die Aufenthaltsgenehmigung gleich ausgestellt.
Danke für deine Glückwünsche!

>small restaurant.
Are you a cook? what do you specialise in?

>Aufenthaltsgenehmigung
Damn, I love German..

Don't worry Fritz, long as you like hockey and know english you'll be fine. What province are you going to live in?

Nah we are

I agree
But they depend on petroleum too much I think

If they have other industries, Norway is perfect

I am specialised in traditional bavarian / austrian food

Good luck mate.

Welcome friend! enjoy your stay and hope you have a great time. Where are you going to be staying?

I am moving to Ontario

Thank you!

Depends entirely on where you move to and can afford to move.

Try to find an area with a community with German immigrant descendants. I know there were a good amount in some mountain communities in B.C. Kootenay Valley type area had a fair amount of Germans.

Just try to stay away from Toronto, Vancouver, and East Coastal provinces area have shit economy and no jobs.

sorry about my first comment btw I didn't mean it

I will come eat your food then. Godspeed user

>stay away from Toronto
>shit economy and no jobs.
hmm

you do realize Canada is headed down the same path, right? As is America and the rest of the west in general.

I am not going to live in a big city; more like rural town.

No worries man, everything is ok!

I will welcome you, my friend!

I hope that they keep in the rural areas the tradition up; big cities are always multicultural all over the world.

It's pretty easy Fraulein,
there are a few steps you need to take to ensure you don't get ostracized immediately.
1) evaluate the town; what's its population? percentage of churchgoers? what are the local holidays?
2) learn to speak english at a level where you won't be shied away from.Feel free to post vocaroo here, I can help you with your skills.
3) start looking for a job the first few days you get there. You already have a skill people need, you're bilingual!
4) Don't build a wall between you and your neighbors, use them to gain connections and grow a group of friends.
5) Don't just sit around and collect NEETbucks, if you do, you might as well stay where you are.

>Invest in a gun and learn how to use it and where you can carry (you never know when America will attack).

>Get a home with a good heater

>Watch Scott Pilgrim vs The World to see what kind of coats to get and how to dress

That's all I know

Most new restaurants fail. I don't say this to put you down; make sure you have a contingency plan.

Thank you for offering me your help!
The town i try to move in seems quite "layed back" with not a high crime rate where also the price / performance ratio of properties is good. The only down thing is the internet, but it is pretty shite all over canada as far as i looked it up, beside in really big cities.
I am not planning on being a NEET, since i am planning on opening a restaurant there and create jobs for natives.

ahahahaha

I think this can be useful for your integration:
international.gc.ca/cil-cai/country_insights-apercus_pays/ci-ic_ca.aspx?lang=eng

thank you for the link! :)

Warum möchtest du in dem Land der Hahnreie wohnen?

I like Germans. Don't live in Toronto for your own sanity.

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come to nova scotia

>I am specialised in traditional bavarian / austrian food

benis?

>I am moving to Ontario

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