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latest poll edition

EU referendum poll:
Remain: 44% (-)
Leave: 45% (+1)
(via Opinium, online / 20 - 22 Jun)

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independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/eu-referendum-reform-uk-brexit-vote-live-remain-jean-claude-juncker-european-union-a7095601.html
manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/eight-year-old-begs-mum-11506939
express.co.uk/news/politics/682361/EU-referendum-Brussels-Jean-Claude-Juncker-David-Cameron-no-more-reform-Remain
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economist.com/news/britain/21693223-britains-great-european-divide-really-about-education-and-class-tale-two-cities
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Ah yes, The Private Eye

maisie

The face of a runt

>Bragging about a 1% lead when undecided voters are excluded

REALLY dont get this meme desu

why so slow right now? does this place rely on normie posters more than i thought?

Always wanted a qt, weed smoking gf to have high sex with and do bong rips off her butt when we play mario kart together

>bungalow down the road from me has been knocked down
>on the old plot of land 2 (two) new 2 (two) bed houses have been built
>one went for 690,000 last week

wew lads, wonder how much my 4 bed could go for

now that ribena is going to prison, it will be the end of him and his posting.

t.

mystic mike

>Always wanted a qt, weed smoking gf to have high sex with and do bong rips off her butt when we play mario kart together

If my mum and dad have paid off the mortgage on their house and they leave it to me in their will, can I just straight up sell it?

Solicitor said it was unlikely but they couldn't guarantee

Never ceases to amaze me how fucking clueless some of you teenagers are

DUDE WEED LMAO

All Brits look like pasty babies

got the old tfw no gf pangs again lads

Westminster voting intention:
CON: 34% (-1)
LAB: 30% (-2)
UKIP: 19% (-)
LDEM: 6% (+2)
GRN: 4% (-)
(via Opinium / 20 - 22 Jun)

YELLOW SURGE

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good post

If you've never sniffed cocaine off a sweet set of titties, you're not living right.

>bong rips off her butt

The undecided voters are mostly going to vote leave.

>walking girl i've known for a while home from bar
>were both drunk
>she asks where I live
>tell her actually im right down the road
>she says I don't believe you
>I say I really am
>she says prove it!
>I say, "haha, i'll prove it and have people over sometime!"
>she says ok and we part ways

Lads.. Am I really supposed to invite her over there? known her forever, if she wasnt actually hinting at coming over that would've been really embarrassing

the whole campaign people have been declaring a shoo-in for Remain. The evidence of polling suggests that the undecideds will split fairly evenly (people don't, on the whole, think leaving will lead to lower living standards). As a Leave voter I still think remain will shade it, but it's not a done deal.

need a bird

Tempted to purchase one of these Boxsters because they're so cheap for what you get but it's pretty much the go-to car for those old retired 'school of hard knocks' blokes who get Thai wives and drive around in them thinking they're Billy big bollocks.

how the hell can you have a 300 reply thread where almost no one replies to anybody else

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all so full of ourselves.

Fuck off Lil Wayne

@61124449
got a lot of (you)s last thread desu

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have you ever spoken to brits? we like to keep to ourselves t bh

why do i want to put my face in girls bumholes? shouldnt be a normal reaction

Nonsensical hat posting has to stop, this is quite literally the lowest form of posting there is and it is also the most prevalent amongst the countless mouthbreathing pricks that form the bulk of the /brit/ posters. Please hear me out; I have nothing against some light hearted, kind, banterish sarcasm, ironical gimmickry or 'taking the piss' the likes of which are only signs of a distant and respectful admiration for the JF posters. But this is taking the cake, and it is taking MY cake in BAD way. I never gave you this cake, this cake is not yours to do as you please with, to inquisitively dig in with your unwashed rust-encrusted spoons. I am currently using this cake to feel good about myself, to forget the inimical nature of existence and to peer sharply upon ideas and ideals, philosophies and poetries; all the delicacies of the mind at the disposal of my vast and profound intellect. AND THERE IT IS. As I am dribbling my genius coated soul-saliva on the pearls appearing here and there, piercing through the unkind mist of superstition and bigotry, I am suddently forced to lower my gaze to your inane mockeries, the vile sneers only gormless weasels like you and yours are capable of. I say: scuttle back in the darkness, under a moist rock as the only abode you're worthy of, you shitbettle, you lowly burrowing turdworm, whose only contribution to this fantastic thread is the revolting choice headgear of fools, charlatans, snake oil salesmen, and men of little brainpower altogether. This isn't me, I am superior in all aspects to these here pale phantoms shrouded in the sugary vapours of the womanly treats they suckle on, to these paupers in the matters of the mind, to these intellectual midgets preening while holding close what little crumbs they gathered at the feet of giants like myself. This man in a hat, it is you, gorging yourself on my leftovers, hoping you were me and clawing at your own face in your now revealed powerlessness and envy.

me on the left

I'd rather have an Audi TT

wonder which way tim will vote tomorrow

Only thing missing is a bong

>When radio stations put "free" in their name

Ah yes as opposed to all the radio stations that cost money.

Can someone throw out some facts about the EU referendum

they call him autisticus maximus

Would LOVE to sniff some cocaine off that bum

can't decide whether i'd rather have the joint or the chick now
getting paid tomorrow though waheyy

Our slag heritage and culture goes back 100 years

When did you finally realise that girls were nearly as horny as men, if not more?

it took me until i was like 20. I thought girls always just felt pressured into fucking until I realised every girl I knew has had like 20 one night stands

>If we remain we can reform the EU

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/eu-referendum-reform-uk-brexit-vote-live-remain-jean-claude-juncker-european-union-a7095601.html

SPREAD EVERYWHERE

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such a pleb post

sure
your a fag

tfw have to save all my money for a deposit

people were delusional for ever thinking that we could

>A schoolboy begged his mum to vote for Britain to Remain after a ‘confusing’ school assembly left him thinking his pals would be forced to leave the country.

>Keely Barnes says eight-year-old son Harry is now worried classmates from foreign countries will be sent home in the event of a Brexit.

>She says the Newall Green Primary School pupil got the idea after an assembly to explain the EU referendum - and even feared he might have to leave the country himself, along with his mum and six-year-old brother Billy.

manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/eight-year-old-begs-mum-11506939

>I'm voting remain because of how underhanded the leave campaign has been!
>Remain brainwashing primary school children

Can't think of a bigger waste of money than Cocaine. The buzz only lasts about an hour and it's ridiculously expensive compared to other drugs.

>In March 2016, the EU assessed that Turkey at the time met 35 of the necessary 72 requirements for free visa travel throughout Europe. In May 2016, this number had risen to 65 out of 72.

Turkey definitely not joining the EU for another 2984 years lads.

craig david is performing at my uni grad ball

£55 to see him

what a fucking scam, gave that a wave - not shelling out 55 nicka to see that cunt

Why do you think that? People tend to take the safer option of the status quo in referendums if they are undecided close to the vote. Theres also a contradiction in that people who back leaving are more likely to turn out to vote but the people most likely to vote leave tend to be Working class who usually have low turnout. Undecideds will shift to remain and they will win providing the Polls are not completely fucked.

Doubt he leaves the house beyond showing us Riley park (where the railings are). He even gets stuff delivered by Ocado so might not go shopping

cocaine is fucking great desu

I think me being alive and you being dead Jo is a big difference we can't overlook

Would I get arrested if I stuck these up where I live?

yeah, charlie is a waste of money tbqh
it's pretty dull compared to a lot of cheaper drugs as well

It's a status thing

express.co.uk/news/politics/682361/EU-referendum-Brussels-Jean-Claude-Juncker-David-Cameron-no-more-reform-Remain

ahh you crazy British guy!

they say you guys aren't funny buy yank posts are some of the most entertaining i see in /brit/
beautiful
waheyy
what on

I'd leave the swastika out if I were you Tbh

not if you don't get caught

This is my gf

>but the people most likely to vote leave tend to be Working class who usually have low turnout.
That's absolute bollocks. There are plenty of well to do people who are voting leave.

You would maybe get fined for putting the posters up without permission if they see you doing it (I think its counted as littering) unless you put them on a Synagogue or the German embassy or something

Why?

£0.05 has been deposited into your patriot account

Got a crush on the French poster

What does visa-free limited 90 day travel have to do with the EU?

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Is this the one's there's pics of?

just a bit too far lad, it will have the opposite effect to what you're trying to achieve

Ask a lawyer

>7 bedrooms
>4 1/2 bathrooms
>8,400 square feet for activities
>8 fireplaces
>38 acres of private land
>$2m

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^ugly link, sorry

Reckon I need a home with a name lads

got caught checking out some bird's arse today

this is mine

he won't make too tomorrow

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Don't think I've seen any pics of him, no.

What animes are /brit/ cerified?

asking for a friend desu

obviously

you don't have to keep it forever you welly

Damn. One of the frenchies mentioned pics.

Requirements also must be passed in order to join the EU. Turkey's improvement in HDI and improvement in GDP per capita means the chances of them joining the EU increase virtually by the day.

definitely posted it one night
but it is lost to the world now
i'm not the only french posting here though

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Anime is for spastics

kekkai sensen was a fun watch, even if it doesn't make a whole lot of sense

lil wayne doesn't do coke he just drinks lean in extremely unhealthy amounts

the gf

we love all types of anime

>When it comes to the EU, this difference is everything. Education levels are “an extremely strong predictor” of an individual’s views on the subject, stresses Robert Ford, an expert on public opinion: the more qualifications someone has, the more pro-European he or she is likely to be. According to polls by YouGov, those educated only to 16 oppose EU membership by 57% to 43%, but among graduates it is 38% to 62%. When education is controlled for, other factors affecting an individual’s views on Europe—like income, choice of newspaper and even age—diminish.

>What is it about those five years of study between 16 and 21? The answer has two parts. First, the self-interested one. “Having a degree is increasingly a prerequisite of getting on in life,” observes Mr Ford, adding: “Both sides are aware that there is a drawbridge called university and that those who don’t get across it are disadvantaged.” In other words, the mighty churn of global economic integration, of which the EU is both cause and symptom, disproportionately benefits the well educated and can leave those in unskilled jobs feeling left behind.

Im not claiming its 100% working class people its just that the working classes tend to be more Euroskeptic

economist.com/news/britain/21693223-britains-great-european-divide-really-about-education-and-class-tale-two-cities

>lean
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ah yes, give him attention
v impressive

hnnggggg