You will never be American

You will never be American

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I am

>you will never be gunned down in a mass shooting
>you will never die of preventable diseases because of the anti-vaxxer movement
>you will never be taught chastity-only sex 'education'
>you will never be indoctrinated by a young-earth creationist evangelical pastor
>you will never be racist
>you will never consider white people to be the 'default' colour
>you will never believe that America is the center of the world
>you will never clap during a movie

Fuck off Mohamed

>You weren't born in the state of Washington

I'm not that much of a fan of the US but damn this place looks so COZY

You will never be a mongol

The Pacific Northwest in general is GOAT.

May these dubs symbolize the friendship between Finns and Americans

And i thank god for it everyday
Also this

Both non-existant

So?

How can any point on the surface of a spheroid be called the center? Are Americans really this dumb?

This describes southerners in the United States more than the average US citizen

non euros ass blasted

gg no next

>ywn go on a lifechanging roadtrip through the midwest fucking hippies and discovering yourself
WHY

>ywn have to pay your boss for the honor to work overtime

>you will never work 70 hours a week with no overtime
>you will never get shot in the street by a gang
>you will never die of a preventable disease because you couldn't go to the doctor because no money
>you will never have freedom
Feels haram

I'll be in Canada soon.

>center of the world
Please go back.

>tfw

>you will never consider white people to be the 'default' colour

Whites are supposed to be the default color, especially in your country. How do you take pride in the fact that you don't see the average UK citizen as a white?

You are so cucked that you feel pride in your country going brown.

We'll see about that.

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>tfw

Welcome. I hope you like it. Where abouts in Canada are you going?

bls no :D i want to stay outside bin

>tfw dual citizen

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Listen up you damn commies.
Even in your disgusting commie ways, there is still hope.
Inside everyone of you there is an American waiting to come out.
One day, even the worst of you can dare to be an American, if you put your mind to it.

Am American

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How do you like Finns infesting Canada?

This is good. I get to kiss Finnish girls.

>Oregon

Don't make me laugh, little user

>hippies
>midwest
user, about your fantasy...

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Thank God!

I dunno why you're sad Limey McBlackandTans, but I never experienced any of those things and I'm feeling really dandy.

Gotta love being in the land of the free.