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Fuck the EU edition

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cara

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thoughts?

Kyary wants you to vote leave

maisie

need a bird

Why do these retards think this hulking heap of shit will ever reform?

"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Rupert Humphreys

A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted remain. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by 27 other countries. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote leave. Why you ask?

I entered the polling booth, was about to tick leave. Then I looked at the remain option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be an independent country. Angry that some people would even consider voting remain.

I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting remain, the larger the erection grew. I imagined £350 million a week being transported to Brussels and it grew yet more. I imagined unelected EU bureaucrats deciding British fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.

I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted remain. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.

Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.

My name is Rupert Humphreys. I am British-European; I am a cuckold.

forgot about the debate lads

what did I miss?

Possibly worth voting leave just to see the look on his face

>stay in europe to change europe

>The UK will not be able to return to the negotiating table if it votes to leave the European Union, one of the EU's top officials has said.

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ah yes very impressive

I don't know, why does anyone think the UK will reform?

What kind of an argument is "leaving the EU is taking a leap into the unknown"

Asuka.

If we vote Leave you all have to get out of my country

Could someone explain?

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I don't think Owen Jones wants more of David Cameron getting reforms to cut benefits for immigrants m8

I'm looking forward to the instigation of the World State.

congrats to the Ireland football team x

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they won't accept whatever reforms he proposes either

Whether we stay or leave we will always be alone with our waifus.

would really love it if the uk left the eu desu
would really really enjoy it
may even find it good

cant fathom a more alpha man on the planet than boris johnson

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scots are going to cuck themselves out of spite

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is alcohol illegal in britain yet?

>Single market entrenches privatisation
>Euro forces countries to deregulate by removing devaluation
>Commission opposes democratic reforms
>EU gets deposes multiple Governments in Greece and Italy for disagreeing with them

Oy vey, you don't want to be associated with a bunch of raysis Little Englanders do you?

>Left wing votes oeverhwlemingly for Remain

Wow

Sounds racist 2bh.

Is Owen Jones our PM now?

racist

Freude, schöner Götterfunken
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische, dein Heiligtum!
Deine Zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein sanfter Flügel weilt.

>no "don't care" option

>he cant legally drink until he's 21

what does the fox say?

VOTING INTENTION POEL

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hope not

really makes you think

Sadiq Khan (P.B.U.H) banned haram adverts on the tube so it's only a matter of time

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>Al Jazeera
... seriously?

SubhanAllah

Literally cannot vote tomorrow because I'm not in my home constituency.

If you're abstaining, please vote OUT on behalf of me.

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Can see a colossal fucking storm outside my window ngl desu.

Left wingers not voting Remain are spastics

>hmm should I side with Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson or should I side with all the trade unions, the labour party, the green party, Owen Jones, Yanis Varoufakis and Thomas Piketty? why yes Nige and Bojo must definitely have my interests at heart!

a ring ding dididing ding ding ding pkum bam bambadam bam bam bam bababworrrmmm bam bam
a ram bam bam brrrrrim brrrrrram brrrrrrabababababaaaabaa WEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's for the Brits

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ENGLAND
ENGLAND'S BRAVE NORTHERN IRELAND
ENGLAND'S BRAVE WALES
ENGLAND'S BRAVE IRELAND

>Tfw your country will never have 4 teams in the last 16 of an international tournament

Fuck off 2014

Biryani is a delicious Indian rice based dish

Usually with mutton, chicken or vegetables cooked with it, sometimes prawns.

>mum was in Aylesbury today and said Leave and Remain had stalls set up
>remain were handing out ping pong balls and asking people to put them in an IN or OUT container
>apparently OUT was loads fuller than IN

england loses on pens

I want to be dominated by a cute Remain girl, lads.

Watch the Rasheed count spin.

speak up x

foxes have no concept of our calendar

>75% of votes for left wing channels
Seriously?

THIS IS THE CRAZY FROOOOOG!!

Naomi is the best NMH song 2bh

we never get to mock the scotcucks again for voting against their independence if we dont leave tomorrow

>no RT

into to bin

I WANT TO EAT JAPANESE SUSHI AND RICE AND HAVE A QT JAPANESE GF SO BAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

how do you know?

I identify as a fox btw

Poland, Wales, Croatia
France, Germany, Hungary
Spain, Iceland

Any Christians here?

I read Matthew and John, what do I read now?

>Literally proving my point

>tfw tonight is the last night

Wew lads haha

America has dry counties and more strict alcohol regulations than the UK.

>If you're abstaining, please vote OUT on behalf of me.

I was going to abstain, but now I feel like voting remain.

Thanks for the inspiration, user!

loled at this dialogue

at least fucking MSNBC isn't getting any love

nigger news network

Fatty boom batty.

White women > Sandnigger women > Spic women > Chink women > Pocahontas women > Eskimo women > Paki women > Nigger women > Abo women

Because unlike you, you fucking phony, I am a fox. I was merely pretending to be one of you hoomans before

>RT

you're a big guy

fatass

Bucks, more like Cucks lmao

How did I prove your point?

>Ireland best France
>England beat Iceland
>England vs Ireland in the quarters

Looking forward to the banter

>spics above chinks

>being fat

How is this possible? Why is anyone fat? It takes a whole ton of time, money and effort just to become fat

NEED a plain gf

this lad has good taste in women
only differences i'd make is putting the paki women above the chink women because i really really dislike chinks

except real old school lefties actually want to leave. corbyn in a closet leaver. real socialist lefties like tony benn wanted to leave. its just the centrist crony capitalist """"left"""" that is shilling remain.

>Measuring in stone
I thought that was a meme

>Proved my point by ignoring the EU being no friend of the left in favour of virtue signalling
>Doesn't realise that he just proved my point
That also proves my point

It is I who has outed YOU as the fraud, as you clearly demonstrated knowledge that 2014 was a calendar concept, thus proving you are in fact NOT a fox

Think I'm getting carpal tunnel lads.

Been getting pains in my fingers and it's usually when I'm on the computer or when I cycle, so it's wrist related.

need a plane gf

If you're looking for news that's not connected to Russia it's great mate.

can agree to that i spose

1916 -2016

POETRY

Is your sister fit?

Just wait until you find out we measure petrol at the pump in litres but fuel economy by the gallon, kek

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