Iceland has no ice

Iceland has no ice
Greenland has no green
The UK is not united and it's not a kingdom

Why?

Iceland has lots of ice.

Greenland was green in the summer when the vikings landed, they also wanted to lure more viking settlers but that's disputed a bit.

>Germany
>actually a pretty clean country.

>Chile
>actually really warm in some parts

chili peppers not chilly weather

We are both those things ya spastic

>Argentina
>not actually ours

>Funland
>nobody actually has fun here

>Makes you think, the thread

>West Virginia
>actually lies to the east of the westernmost part of Virginia

>Djibouti
>Your booty
lol

i just had fun with my hand

>New Zealand
>nobody there is enthusiastic

>UK is not united
???
>it's not a kingdom
???

>Russia
>few people rush there

>Romania
>it's actually 1000km east of Rome

Why is Europe so small?

>israel
is actually fake

Iceland has plenty of ice
Greenland does have some green, depending on the time of year
As to the UK, Queen Elizabeth II disagrees with you

Because white people have small cocks.

>queen
>*king*dom

pick one

>Democratic People's Republic of Korea
>not democratic
>the people have no say
>not a republic
>only half of korea

>Uruguay
>not all of their people are gay

>india
>doesnt own indus river

>America
>"Land of the free"

>Brazil
>"Ordem e Progresso"

>Germany
>actually has many germs

>Hungary

Malnutrition is very low and haven't had a proper famine in centuries.

>Washington

State full of hippies who never clean themselves

>American education

>>Brazil
>>"Ordem e Progresso"
Hhaahahahaha kek

>All these years Myanmar has been hiding right under my nose by using a Taiwanese flag

the United States of America are not American nor are they United

One of the first names Iceland got was actually Snæland (Snowland). Sounds nicer desu but Iceland stuck and Snæland didn't.

>Sweden
>it's so cold you seldom sweat

>Niger
>shaped like a chicken drumstick

>islamabad
>people who live there think islam is good

>Wellington

Rarely gets muddy enough to require rubber boots

>city named Islam-is-bad
>it's full of Muslims

It really makes you think.

yeah wellington has really nice weather lmao

>The UK is not united
Brits are all united in being cucks.

Sweden is an exonym, like Greeks don't call themselves Greek, they call themselves Hellene.

Old Norse Sviar(Swede) came from proto-Germanic sweba which translates to "my wife's son"

>Austria
>Only 9 European countrys are west of it

>Poland
>Po actually is floats through Italy