Hey guys, r8. My friend's Birthday

Hey guys, r8. My friend's Birthday

nice bochka

Looking like a relaxed outdoors party with maybe some liqour.

7/10

>2016
>still eating meat

can you guys light the boxes on fire? would be nice birthday surprise for your friend

>rusted oil drum
>pile of cardboard boxes
>grilling rats
Living in Fallout must be more fun that spending all day in indoors.

also
>not grilling shashlyk
What kind of friend are you?

Finnish vodka

It's a chicken

What kind?

Needs at least one solid side and plenty of alcohol and I'd say that'd be a pretty nice party. I'd be happy with it.

...

Also Swedish vodka

At least it wasn't Koskenkorva tbqh.

Happy birthday Russian posters friend.

the chernobyl kind, look at all the wings it had

Absolut Vodka is really good. Tell your friend happy birthday from this mongolian shitposting board

Clean up your house please

Looks like a comfy bbq but that garden looks run down af

don't you have loads of rain in russia? why is that garden so barren?

pretty comfy
would squat and eat eat chicken with/10

Not if its in the central plains region without much water

>Good marinade on chicken
>Good vodka
>Simple but great
8/10 wish I was there

My friend thank you. Hey is a poster on Russian boards.
French cogniac here also
>from Australian

You guys got confetti and everything?

Seems like a 9/10 party.

Eastern Siberia.

post cake.

does it have cyrillic birthday message!?

>woodfire barbeque
>nice alcohol
>nice meat
>sunny day

r8 10/10 my dude

Cake. It will soon.

Looks like fun m8, happy birthday to your friend

Why do Russians love hatchbacks so much?
You could've had an Audi or even Ferrari cake!

Too dark outside. I think we have equal time zone m8. GMT+8

Car my friend is Audi, not hatchback

That is a really nice cake, mate!
10/10
why is it bright in the pics then??

Is that kangaroo meat and koala penis?

Sky right now.

No you fat cunt.
That is what real meat looks like you McDonalds fed wagyu need

Not bad. It's dark af midnight here, but you said you live in Siberia, so that makes sense

>still not shashlyk
Why even grill?

The meat is burning.

Everyone knows that you start with chiken, then move to sausages and only then finish it up nicely with a shashlik.

Looks like a fun day!


But what the fuck is up with the oil drum and all the washed out cardboard boxes?

Cake is going to be eaten.

Charring.
It adds a bit of texture.
I'ts still perfectly done inside
>t. regular barbequer

The chicken looks yummy

Not sure I wanna know what's in that barrel, though

is ur friend a qt?

>dat vampire hand

Von Helsing has been dispatched

It's Jaanipäev (mid summers day) here. Lot's of grilling and drinking all a cross the country. Like literally everyone. Having my 5th beer already and preping.
Cheers to you my slavic m8s.

No, this is a wife of one guy, she is pregnant.

Ohshit
that means its my longest night here....
Doesnt matter, I wake up at 10 anyway.

Why does she have wolf claws?

getting pretty hungry even though i just had second breakfast

Thank you Estonian bro.

They're to defend her baby from wild bears.

A cake.

Happy birthday to your friend!
*toasts with drink*

Is there a bear inside a cake?

Hey thank you

He thank you

>Absolut Vodka is really good.
It's pretty disgusting for it's price

How is the beer in Russia?

Happy Birthday Russian m8.

Thank you Russiabros

Like anywhere. Some is good, some is shit.
Thanks

What is your favorite kind?
Any favorite brands?

Is there a good craft scene there?

Is that your friend on the grill?

The most tasty beer is Edelweiss

Never had it. Apparently Austrian?

I meant Russian beers specifically.

I'll keep an eye on it though. Looks like the closest place selling it is New York, which is 4 hours away.

My gift, drone.

beer guy uh? I'll ama you for a sec
If you go buy the new beer, how much to buy it?
How to you drink it? I'm to read the lable for serving suggetsions or ...
Do you make your own beer?
Ever tried any of our cunt's?
>pic related. I drink alot of beer but am not to picki about it.

Just made a thread.

I love beer, and I want to hear about your beers

>

Oh, I think the most tasty EXPORT beer is baltika 7, but this beer is shit desu.

Green bottle is usually a bad sign.

If you want nice Russian beer you should travel to Russia.

Would love to go there anyway. Can only learn so much from behind a computer screen.

Haha yes, burn those boxes

You look like Alec Trevelyan

It isn't me.

Well tell your friend he is a great Bond Villain.

Heh, it is almost Noon here. I forgot how far ahead you guys were.

Anyway, stuff is on fire. Must be an amazing party. You guys going to be going for awhile still?

It's amazing party, yeah. Drunk home made alcohol and eat grill pork.

Sounds like a great birthday!

What time does it get dark out in the summer there?

will u use this to drop cluster bombs in syria?

Post your russian-licious booty

11 p.m.(1 hour ago).
Everyone use that.

Please use simple English words, we are drunk.

He thinks Russians are sexy and wants to see your butt.

>Swedish vodka
Retardus maximus. Even pewdiepie drinks russian standart.

>usa bottle
>Swedish vodka

Is that your barrel of aged Soviet wing sauce on the right?

Did Russian friends pass out?

Good night and good luck. Thanks for sharing your party with us!

HITLER KAPUTT