If Russians are so desperate to get out of Russia. why don't they flee to Alaska?
If Russians are so desperate to get out of Russia. why don't they flee to Alaska?
John Fisher
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Josiah Gray
yeah just swim through the most guarded border in the world through the Arctic
Isaiah Stewart
You understand that pretty much nobody lives on our side of the Bering Straight, right? There is nothing but military bases there
Daniel Miller
>guarded border
Brody Phillips
Sarah Palin is watching, she can see Russia from her house you know.
Elijah Harris
It seems like you could easily conquer it.
You could do what you did with Crimea
Julian Wright
>Easily take land from a real first world country
No
Hudson Hill
Yea lets start a fight with the largest military in the world over some frozen wastelanf
Jace Clark
They could just occupy it, then held a referendum.
No bloodshed.
Luke Jenkins
Yeah because we let the south leave because they wanted to, didn't we?
David Lee
If there's anything Alaskan separatists hate more than Uncle Sam, it's Russian gommies
Benjamin Adams
we just need a bridge or tunnel across the bering straight and Russia and the US can finally unite, as it should've been many decades ago
Gavin Thompson
hey you're a funny guy xd
Michael Davis
frozen shithole
in 2018 i will surf at australian coast, drink orange juice and walk in sydney in white trousers
Brayden Flores
Alaskan here. Pls no. We hate Slavs.
Ethan Bell
They wouldn't even get 100 miles inland before getting BTFO
Brayden Watson
Why though? Any chance for advancing settlement or tourism?
Jason Hall
>Alaskan separatists
Isaiah Walker
kek
Austin Thompson
>in white trousers
Liam Mitchell
Because it's just as shitty as the rest of Russia, but all the way to the east. Why go all the way over there to be miserable when you could be just a miserable in Moscow or St. Petersburg?
Elijah Foster
))) People always want to live better. Many of that "desperate" people (except political and religion refugees) just want more: warm shores, less work, more money. Alaska is a rough place for that "desperate", it is like Russia.
Julian Bennett
> flee Russia
> Pick one cold and dark place that's so shit that even Russia sold it for two cows or whatever
but why? It's like Kamchatka only no vlocanoes, hot springs and there's a canada near. it's literally the only place worse than Russia itself
Xavier Perry
It's a real thing and a real farce
>political party that wants autonomy from the federal government
>quotes the Declaration of Independence on their website
Jeremiah Hernandez
in all russian military maps alaska is part of russia.
they dont need to flee. they already their with submarines.
Samuel Harris
beatiful. free alaska and free texas. slowly but surly usa is crumbling.
Ethan Gonzalez
hmm gotta make some calls to fsb, might finance this party latter.
Elijah Green
Did you see that maps? It's just a throw of shit on cooler. USA was always mentioned like a "potential enemy" in russian military documents.
Owen Martin
lol no it isn't. The party has been around for over 30 years and has zero traction.
Luke Morales
yes slowly but surely. just wait lil more. more niggers and more lations.
yesw
Nathan Gray
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Luis Garcia
Why do you think they captured Crimea, but not Belarus or Mongolia? They want a warm country. They fucked your Alaska, it is sold and cold.
Cameron Ortiz
>The land taken from Mexico has Mexicans in it
woah
really makes you think
Hunter Williams
Nigs are the least likely to want independence. There's a history of the federal government intervening when backwater states try to fuck them over.