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korean pop

1st 4 anime is shit

"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Nigel Smith

A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted remain. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by another country. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote leave. Why you ask?

I entered the polling booth, was about to tick leave. Then I looked at the remain option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be a country. Angry that some people would even consider voting remain.

I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting remain, the larger the erection grew. I imagined the English sterling being converted into the Euro and it grew yet more. I imagined German politicians deciding English fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.

I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted remain. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.

Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.

My name is Nigel Smith. I am English; I am a cuckold.

maisie

perusin' the 'chon

having a cheeky POF browse
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now post qts

just admit it's just yet another one of your clever ploys to ruin the french economy you damn bastards.

thanks for nothing, cunts

Who's you're favourite anime girl this season?

>todays almost over
>it starts all over again tomorrow

IT
NEVER
ENDS
THERE
IS
NO
ESCAPE
KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEE

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"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Rupert Humphreys

A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted remain. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by 27 other countries. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote leave. Why you ask?

I entered the polling booth, was about to tick leave. Then I looked at the remain option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be an independent country. Angry that some people would even consider voting remain.

I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting remain, the larger the erection grew. I imagined £350 million a week being transported to Brussels and it grew yet more. I imagined unelected EU bureaucrats deciding British fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.

I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted remain. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.

Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.

My name is Rupert Humphreys. I am British-European; I am a cuckold.

How long have you had this saved Angus?

HUNGRYLIPS IS BACK OMG

I was double checking, you cretinous melt.

Marina chebs

Need a white tights Kyary gf

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herts

this wasn't me

CHEBS

Fuck off english cuck, i'm going to laugh when int and pol banters the shit out of you. karma for making me mad after the scottish elections with all your mean posts

39°C here lads and I'm thinking about going fishing

Fuck off Reddit flagger

post wily

I voted 'leave' because I thought it would make me more exotic to French girls.

VOTE LEAVE

>final result will be announced in Manchester.

We are a lefty riddled shithole so it will end on a remain vote if the last is here in Manchester.

need an arse gf

Brexit has been confirmed by poll

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pic of mum at her wedding x

I don't think about France at all.

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It was a lovely service

don't we all

wasn't me either

>keks wills leave

literally don't know what this means

>nowhere online to pirate an album but it's on amazon and itunes

what the F U C K

would happily give it to a label on bandcamp, but don't want to give money to either of those companies.

miss kevposting

lads

make a smart choice
VOTE LEAVE

w-we don't think about either you big idiot

They will be insulting you too, you dip.

crayon pop

really very excellent post

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alri lads

cara 3bh lads

Why are the Scottish so pro remain lads? Are they a genetically subservient people? First the independence referendum, now this.

>still getting cucked by Steam
>Still can't get to the checkout

REEEEEEEEEEEE

Anyone who posts the Kek meme is a guaranteed redditor

new meme from (EIGHT)chan "Kek" is the god of memes

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It's true, you would be even rarer to them.

Voted leave even tho remain is going to win

does she have a strong accent?
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racist

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holy fuck moly gone mad

>"No no no, listen. The reason, sorry to interrupt, ill be brief, but the reason WHY, they're bringing in the migrants, is because, the elites have spent the last few generations convincing everyone, that the only differences between races results from white racism. All the races are fundamentally identical, everyones exactly the same. And the only discrepancy is the result of racism. Now having setup that leftist egalitarian, anti-biological, anti-fact, anti-data, anti IQ-testing pseudo-imaginary nonsense, how could they say no to migrants? IF they say no to migrants, then they have to say why. Now are they gonna say well they have cultural values that may not wildly compatible with the west and so on, well then they have to say that western culture is superior, or atleast better for westerners. They also have to explain why they have let lots of non-westerners, and particularly in Germany among the turks in, for many decades, without ever mentioning this basic fact that there may be some level of incompatibility"

it's probably already decided at this point.
gonna be an exciting night of shitposting boys, bring on 6am. can we see a miracle?

good lad

>Poleaboo is now down to weighing 163.5 lbs

>His consultation for facial laser hair removal is booked for Tuesday

It's happening lads, it's really happening

Lads... it's Leave

Me on the right

Kek wills it!

kek is the latest Sup Forums meme

an ancient egyptian god that is a frog and brings things into existence through sheer collective will I believe, essentially meme magic

>tho
yanks out

brexit more like BROOD BRIDDANCE

>lbs
Fuck off yank

>Stefan is a race realist

MOLYNEUX HAVING AN ABSOLUTE MELTDOWN
HE'S LOST HIS NUT LADS

They are tired of being singled out. Bremain means that the UK as a whole gets made fun of, instead of just scotland.

>unironically believing in kek
LiteralIy reddit

this 3bh

fuck off autistic Sup Forums child
the '''''alt-right''''' is a joke

stop it

lbs makes you feel like you're making significant loses though due to being a smaller unit

>Kuk (also spelled as Kek or Keku) is the deification of the primordial concept of darkness in ancient Egyptian religion. In the Ogdoad cosmogony, his name meant darkness. As a concept, Kuk was viewed as androgynous, his female form being known as Kauket (also spelled as Keket), which is simply the female form of the word Kuk.[1]

>Like all four dualistic concepts in the Ogdoad, Kuk's male form was depicted as a frog, or as a frog-headed man, and the female form as a snake, or a snake-headed woman. As a symbol of darkness, Kuk also represented obscurity and the unknown, and thus chaos. Also, Kuk was seen as that which occurred before light, thus was known as the bringer-in of light. The other members of the Ogdoad are Nu and Naunet, Amun and Amaunet, Huh and Hauhet.

Just voted remain lads. No need to thank me, just doing my bit for my cunt.

Sup Forums is dabbling in paganism and started worshipping the Egyptian frog god Kek in exchange for meme magic.

he is

He's overdosing on the redpill

fuck i just realised i walked out with my ballot. it's in my pocket right now.

>listens to Skepta once

literally that

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>egyptian god
>seal not in coptic
fucking pleb ass niggas perpetuating this meme

Sad that he can't admit they are brought in the drive down wages of the white natives. Probably won't admit that because he is a AnCap who would do the same thing if he had the power.

Howling

Sup Forumsquisition when? We have to root out this heresy before it spreads

Lads. Will we get to see Jeremy and his Swingometer tonight? best bit of elections and votes desu

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>The Baltimore police officer who faced the most serious criminal charges over the death of Freddie Gray in police custody has been acquitted.

will there be riots over this?

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that's kuk

How long will it take to count the BREXIT votes?

Wonderful post.

literally how did you manage that
did you just walk in, have a wank in the toilet and leave