What's the point of these countries existing?

What's the point of these countries existing?

Other urls found in this thread:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=kKO2a2wmjaA
youtube.com/watch?v=ocmUIgFYOVU
youtu.be/83c5202FQvg
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3310042/Children-having-children-shocking-truth-Guatemala-s-pregnancy-shame-girls-aged-TEN-raped-babies.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Buffer states between Mexicrap and the Panama canal

they help the U.S. qualify to the world cup

Why is there so many of them if they're virtually identical?

We were meant to change the U.S. demographics n shiet

Cheap labour.

So the cartels have a middleman to deal with Colombian coke lords

It's meant to be a firewall. You have to fabricate a seperate casus belli for each one.

We used to be big shithole, then we went full Balkan because reasons and that's why there is so many of us

>no United States of Central America

I'm working on it famalam

Would you be opposed to explicit US rule?

Is Yucatan rightful CA clay?

did you start committing genocide upon your neighbors? if no, you didn't go full balkan

now we do our part and prepare the nukes

>implying I wouldn't dipplo-annex them anyway

Costa Rica worth it

m.youtube.com/watch?v=kKO2a2wmjaA

Rightful Mexican clay (except Panama and Costa Rica)

Guatemala was important 500 or so years ago. Id had a civil war were the Natives were massacred.

I would say give half of them to Mexico and the other half to Colombia but Panama and Costa Rica are decent enough to be their own countries

Guatemala is US clay

we should let mexico take these over, then take an equivalent amount of land from mexico

we just shift south

Murder rate per 100k people:

Germany: 0.9
USA: 3.9
Russia: 9.5
Congo: 13.5
El Salvador: 64.2
Honduras: 84.6

>be hondurian
>get shot

Never go full Balkan

That's just completely absurd number.

whats a murder rate?

For every 100k people 84.6 get killed in Honduras, whilst 0.9 get killed in Germany.

One day

I would be ok with this desu

First we fix oaxaca then we anex those guys

Nicaragua is the manliest country of all you faggots, Sandino is the revolutionary's revolutionary and faked his own funeral to trick the bitch ass marines like a hundred years ago

To some degree, yeah. But since the fucks who rule over us are worse, then I'll gladly accept or new Americans overlords
No, but Chiapas was
We were fighting ourselves when we were a country. Then we proceed to war again as neighbors. I think it's pretty balkan desu
pls no

Costa Rica is the manliest desu

Is Belize the shittiest ?

How true is this?

Costa Rica is just southern Nicaragua AKA Nicaragua Lite

It is, i went there once, the best part is when I cross into Guatemala

el salvador's civil war was the most brutal out of all the central american ones

the military was given free reign to rape and pillage in order to 'dry up the pond' of potential guerillas

Not true at all

Why? Is most of the oil in the south?

Yes

Fug

more like the north is filled with sissy posh and chicanos while central america is bro tier

Daily reminder that Costa Rica is the Switzerland of Latin America

inst it uruguay?

I think the government of some basically tried to with their indigenous population

>best part is when I cross into Guatemala
I bet you never thought you'd say that.

No ur a gay

nah, I vote for Panama tho

>Central America*

it's pretty shit-tier compared to many South American countries

no latin country is even close to being the switzerland of latin america.

>sissy posh and chicanos
We can deal with sissy posh but not the Chicanos. Please no more Chicanos.

sorry bro, but is your destiny, and the price you must pay for all that beautiful desert

That's like saying you're the smartest retard in special education. All Latin American countries are shit, the absolutely richest ones (Argentina, Chile etc) are at best comparable to Poland in living standards.

Tizoc making shit up again

The "sissy posh" are all in Mexico city and Jalisco, both central states

The few Chicanos(people born in the united states, so Americans) at the north are the fuckers that came from poor southern Mexican states

Again, stop making shit up, pendejo

El nicANO

t. paradox autist

Nah

Of course, all english-speaking countries in America are shit

We are pretty cool in my opinion, we never get in trouble (no army) and its super comfy, and the beach its just an hour from my place

my parents are salvadoran and honduran. we used to go back there for vacation but it's a total shithole now

"" decent enough"" thats rich coming from the worlds jungle circus

costa rica built a stellerator, sent an astronaut to space, has a nobel prize (unlike you m8) ,is the most eco friendly cunt in earth, etc.

we, well we're expanding the panama canal for what its worth.. we also have a few nice stats

we might be shit, but we're nice shit at least, shitter shits dont get to be condescending

lol, this is the most chicano post ever

>Tizoc making shit up again
waving old mexican names as an insult because he is ashamed of being mexican

>The "sissy posh" are all in Mexico city and Jalisco, both central states
incapable of seeing his own bullshit (see pic related)

>The few Chicanos(people born in the united states, so Americans) at the north are the fuckers that came from poor southern Mexican states
yeah, blame others about your chicano mentality
youtube.com/watch?v=ocmUIgFYOVU

>Again, stop making shit up, pendejo
Spanglish because he is triggered

dude, I will be honest, not all of you suck, but seriously every day you become more and more some kind of bizarre tex/mex "society"

>new

you've been our bitches for at least over 100 years

We need to control the canal though. That's ours we built that.

Lived and travelled in Costa Rica for 6 months. Pic related was my house right near the beach.

>everywhere is a fucking national park
>people are really nice
>delicious food
>beautiful beaches
>easy to get weed
>treat foreigners pretty well

Would someday buy a little beachouse and retire in/10, it's /comfy/ as fuck.

When I went I was surprised at how many whites were living there, not like actual costa ricans, they didn't speak spanish as a first language mostly.
But there was this one resort where the rooms were tents, and the people running it were an old boer couple, and they had this waterslide with spring water somehow it was really neat

>resort
Resorts are shit and exactly the same everywhere. I worked on a farm in exchange for room/food and a little money, and spend the rest of time going on day trips and surfing. Best way to go there is to do a work exchange and stay in hostels.

I get what you mean though, it's a really nice place, at least what I was able to see.

Oh shit I found a video
I saw this dog there too
youtu.be/83c5202FQvg

>all those anti Costa Rica thread recently made by a Mexican and a guy from USA
>"hur dur they are shitty"
>"hur dur they are like they neighbours"
>every time non Costa Ricans tell them to fuck off

Makes me laugh every time

They are not tho, I give you that Nicaragua, El Salvador, Honduras and Guatemala share the same cultural area, but then again, they share it with México and when you remind them about that it makes Mexicans and Central Americans mad.

>Guess who's first

>they share it with México
Only with the southeast

Mexican customs and culture vary from region to region

Yes but the only relevant cultural region of México is Aridoamerica, fampai.

they are going full Balkan look at their death rates

Who told you that? Mexico City and it'a aorrounding regions are the main cultural source for us. Which is part of "Mesoamerica" (whatever that means in modern times)

Its a meme, you dip

>muh Aridoamerica separatist movement and all that

Yes yes, tortillas, pupupas, tacos and all that, good for Mesoamerican.

Most of those deaths are cartel related, our biggest death sources are from robberies

Sorry, I don't like memes

>I don't like memes

They should make a big country and annex Chiapas, Guerrero and Oaxaca

>be Venezuelan
>get shot

>Giving land out

Why are mexicans so self-hating ?

>wanting to keep literal tumors

They aren't true Mexicans, they only cause trouble
>but think of all the resources!
we don't need them, in fact we don't even use them, Americans and Europeans cucked us

They should still be part of mexico but they took but they went full retard and seperated

>true Mexicans
The Mexican Nation is made up, we're just believing a tale invented by the new elite

Also, running away from your problems is pathetic

Yes some day

My nanny when I was young was Guatemalan.

I miss you Estela :(

They are our southamerica buffer

Guatemala has a father-daughter teen pregnancy problem

>30% born to teenagers impregnated by the girl's own father
What the fuck?
Is this real?

inr? holy shit now THATS a failed state

Not in top
Feels good

>30% of teenage pregnancy is cause by their own fathers

Yup

Best part:
>Girls aged TEN having babies: The shocking truth of Guatemala’s child pregnancy shame - and nearly all births involve a relative
>and nearly all births involve a relative

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3310042/Children-having-children-shocking-truth-Guatemala-s-pregnancy-shame-girls-aged-TEN-raped-babies.html

What the fuck Guatemala?