Tonight is Midsummer and if that doesn't mean anything to you, you're non-white

Tonight is Midsummer and if that doesn't mean anything to you, you're non-white.

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Hyvää juhannusta Sverige

Describe midsummer please

What about Australia?

>mfw fucking shopping center has midsommar sales and shit

out of all fucking countries they copy snowniggers

I've already bought my beers and the cheapest possible sausages. Alko was already closed at 1 pm, so no booze for me ;__; Let's drink and drown today!

t. Abdullah Al-Faaziz bin Mohammed

>Tonight is Midsummer and if that doesn't mean anything to you, you're white.

Welp, time to drown

sankt hans is better tbqh

valborg is for gays btw

и кoд нac ce cлaви ивaњдaн и пaлe ивaњcки кpecoви

Its always good weather, so green outside, drink beer, eat potatos and sill, sun is up until 1 am

Errrr, not cold as balls anymore?

>Midsummer
you mean Kupala Night you filthy germanic

we eastern slavs celebrate ivan kupala here

Its ramadan you pagan.

Today is Ukko's birthday
BOW CHRISTIANS AND MUSLIMS FOR YOUR HIGH GOD!!!

Yes. I'm non-white.

If you're Swedish you're probably non-white as well

xaxaxaxa everything about finns and their culture is so fucking retarded and hilarious

how? why?

We could win you country 6-1 easily so i let you mock me now but always remember that i can beat u if i really wanted.

But our pre-christian culture is pretty similar

yes but i can beat you up 1v1

>yfw every singly midsummer in your life has been completely meaningless apart from childhood years

This yearly festival is as dead to me as are all the people in this world.

Hahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!! It seems you have never fought a finn before.

It's also called the national drowning day in Finland. Many people like to get drunk and row one of these bad boys.

Unfortunately it's raining down in multiple parts of Finland and the chances we will break the drowning record this year are low.

The current record is 24 in 1978. Last time we got close to beat that was in the 1999, resulting in a whopping 20 drownings!

>Tonight is Midsummer
It's also the day of St John the Baptist, patron of my city, so tonight I'm going to watch 4 blacksmith in thighs battle each other while getting hopelessly drunk with my friends.

you're probably pussy ass faggots, just like the scandis

Mongol blood runs deep and strongly on me i could just eat raw bears for breakfast.

have you seen real mongols? they're small and weak as fuck

>It seems you have never fought a finn before.

the only advantage finns have to other europeans is that people generally retain themselves from hitting individuals that look like they could have down syndrome

Yeah man have you seen when 1000 comes to and fucks you up yeah thats right.

>When the retards get mad and go full berserk mode.
Be afraid very afraid.

it's easy to beat up a retard, i have bullied many slow and retarded kids as a teen and beaten them up

>sweden
>white

You think 200kgs of flesh and muscle is is easy to beat he can just overwhelm you with hes own body weight.

200kgs of flesh can barely move, that's a big fat fuck, easily defeatable

Bear is 400kg and is the fastest animal in forest.

god damn you two are autistic

yeah, but you are not bear, just retard
easily defeatable

I'm as white as white gets, but I never celebrate anything.

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Say that to my face 1vs1.

>I'm as white as white gets

stop lying to yourself Pekka

i will say it and you will run away, but i will catch you because you are 200kg and can't run fast

>Not disguising a pagan festivity under a religious one

I don't need to run i snap my fingers and your on the ground.

drinking, big fire, food and party

i would kill you my friend give me your address

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Relax, Slavic friend. We can all get along here

JUHANNUS

vois käydä hukkumas tohon järveen

>dancing like frogs around a giant dick

SWEDEN YES

kek

Iktf.

Dette fåvæ

No they're not, they're a race of big guys

Says the swede

you get together with family or friends, make a bonfire, grill some meat, eat and drink a lot, generally spend a good time

happy midsummer lads

gonna score some

So it's an average BBQ.

OK

haha another midsummer alone lads hehe

>Midsummer
>not even a week after summer starts

It's literally the middle of winter here.

I'm white.

post australian winters

>alone at home midsummer
>can't even drink now since apparently I need to be ready for the whole evening to pick-up someone at a moment notice

it's literally newsworthy when it snows in places other than the mountains in aus

abc.net.au/news/2016-06-24/melbourne-weather-bom-warns-of-icy-winter-blast/7540270

geelongadvertiser.com.au/news/geelong/snow-blankets-otways-as-the-big-freeze-hits-victoria/news-story/5d8467abf814085401fead3f07f9b7fb

This has been happening in my area today. I live way in the south in a place called geelong. Snow is really rare in aus. And depending on what region you're from (like queensland or the northern territory) it's completely unheard of. Mostly our winters are a mix of sunny, cloudy and/or rainy 5-25C days, at least where I'm from.

But remember some of aus is tropical or desert, we're a big country (U U U U). Any more questions? I'm drunk and high and happy to answer.

Number of immigrants in Sweden probably.

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haha
funny joke...
But maybe next year Sven, next year we will not be alone.

Värre att fira med andra och känna sig som en börda, konstant påmind om hur ensam du är

>But maybe next year Sven, next year we will not be alone

That's what I've been thinking each for years now, but in truth nothing ever changes for the better.

why dont you just travel

>implying he works

Not him, but traveling costs money and having no friends in your 20's is probably a telltale sign that of not being great at approaching strangers.

how much neetbux you get in spurdoland?

you can just go by train to some eastern european shithole the countries can offer more than you think

800 euros a month I think? Enough to support yourself but not enough to travel unless you save up by only eating potatoes for a year

As American white man, I wish we'd held on to more old European customs. Threads like this kind of make me sad.

It's just for normies anyway

You mean alone? I don't really want to nor do I like people enough to find anything enjoyable anywhere on this world. I'd always feel like I was a target to some petty criminal no matter where I went. Also I don't simply have enough money.

most of the normies "celebrate" these holidays by meeting up on weekends and getting drunk together anyway

>tfw finnish NEETS earn more than teachers in your country

travelling to poland is really cheap

>Its always good weather
Yeah, no. This year was an exception, coz it actually was nice.

Mosquitoes, getting wasted, barbequing, killing your friends with a knife...
Fun fact: We actually have a kill-count of drowned people per midsummer every fucking year in the mainstream media.
At this hour it only stands at 2.

I think it's a lovely tradition.

If you aren't celebrating Statehood day tomorrow, you are an inferior organism.

damn seems like most useless death ever

What?

Midsummer was 2 days ago, dumbfuck.

Don't ever dare reply to me again, you nincompoop.

okay :^)

>Step 1: Stop thinking about loneliness
>Step 2: Go to a shower and be yourself

I miss winter.

>drowning in a butiful Finnish lake while as drunk as one can get

I'd call that a nirvana. That's the way Jesus should've died.

true that

I'll go to a pub full of people that don't care about it and drink my sorrows away.
Oh how I miss you ancient Europe

Update: drowning kill count at 5, other accidents included we're at 8
the fire rises...

Way more exciting than brexshit :^)

eh, nothing good ever came of white europe desu

It differs from country to country.

yeah except our whole civilization? or you dont count rome and greeks as white?