EU

Who's next?

greece

dream on, they will never leave

I hope so

Denmark

no one. brexit was there trump. it was there to make a point, no one actually expected it to go through and then it did and now no one knows what to do.

Italy

Turkey

then we war the anglo menace

their*. also check 'em

We hope so too.

but turkey isnt EU member :/

you might kick us out

wouldn't you collapse?

Much of Eastern Europe.

Won't even blame them either, not after Germany tried to abandon them when the Russian bear growled.

we can't thats the problem

eastern europe should really form together as one country. they could even ditch capitalism and try something a little different.

we have already collapsed :(
USA pls save us, make us the 51st state!

i know i might get banned but its just so tasty.

you bring nothing to the table. we might make you a territory like guam and stick some bases there if you'd like though.

Crete did not look really collapsed last week when I was there.

give up greece, even russia is smart enough not to invest you, only eurocucks are dumb enough to do that

why so much hate :(

also I think you can kick us out
Germany wanted to but France and Italy didnt agree
If they agree you will kick us

pay denbts and we won't have to.

yes pls

wait a second, do you mean euro-zone or eu?

k. bend over be there soon.

both. why would we stay in EU if we dont use Euro?

different agreements get different results

turkey will enter the EU in 4 yrs

for the germoneys of course, why should you be in the eu in the first place?

Erdogan wants to make referendum to decide if they continue negotiations or not
Also doesnt France always veto Turkeys entry?

dunno, you invited us

no we don't, you invited yourself

but you allowed us in and welcomed us, you could say no

gerhard schröder was the one, i remember now

i dont even know who that guy is

You seem to lack knowledge about many things in general friend

he was chancellor before merkel

Do the polite thing and decline.

EU membership doesn't work on invitation. It works on application.

Your application seemed fine at the time. You kinda dodged some numbers on it back then, but since you're in now, we need to fix you.

oh sreder, i didnt know how is written in german :/

>request to join EU
>EU members welcome you
>decline
why?

>Who's next?
Britain's move just saved EU

because they are disgusting leftists pushing their pro-EU propaganda

that's what they have been saying since this morning too

>b-but britain you will die now xDDD

it's better to leave europe and stay poor for 10 years or so and then rise up than be a kraut slave

kek then leave greece boy

We're seeing the light at the end of the tunnel.
God bless the Queen.

Weird hearing Farage and other delusional brexiters on Sup Forums and other boards talking about Denmark leaving as being actually realistic.

Even Dansk Folkeparti don't want a referendum, the party leader confirmed that today.
The big Social Democrats and the big liberal party both ruled any future referendum out.

The only political party calling for one is the far left ex communists.
Even if we had a referendum, the Danish public are generally quite pro EU, as long as we get to keep our own coins with holes in them.

>Our own coins
Which are pegged to the Euro and not a free-floating currency like ours :-)

Sweden

Now you will have your muslims AND you'll be out the EU?

Yes exactly. But muh holes and muh queen.

you don't get to call brexiters "delusional" when they actually won the vote

it's like calling nazis delusional just the day when hitler gets elected

Delusional for thinking that Denmark and the Netherlands are anywhere near being on the brink of leaving the EU.

Nordics OUT!

that's because you visited the tourist spots/traps
there's children dying on the street

I dont think Holland will leave, but there is a chance about Denmark and/or Sweden IMO

Sweden is too cucked to even dare leave

What do you base the chance of Denmark leaving on?
16 year-old Danish posters on Sup Forums and Sup Forums who post Trump memes?

The reality is that there is absolutely no chance of it happening.

Sweden will never leave the EU

our economy is based on export.

We're a tiny Germany

isnt a party like UKIP that is gaining power there?

you are like UK, you dont have euro and dont want a strong union

>Le export dependant meme

What is Switzerland? What is Norway?

You sure speak with a lot of authority for someone being so uninformed. Laughable.

screencap my post and come talk to me again in a few months

Cucked to no end by the EU?
Forced to accept EU standards without actually having a say in it?
Let's face it just because you're out of the EU doesn't mean it's (product) regulations suddenly don't apply to you anymore, if you wasn't to trade with it.

If you had said ten years then maybe I would have taken you just a tiny bit seriously, but this is a joke.

Lithuania

ok but dont be surprised when it happens, you have been warned

top lmoa, how clueless are you? no Eastern European countries would ever want to leave, even the Polish """"""" radical right wing """""" PM said Poland won't leave the EU

Everyone.

>Brexit
>Neverlands
>Retireland
>Departugal
>Polout
>Italeave
>Fruckoff
>Spiquit
>Czechout
>Slovacate
>Abandenmark
>Oustria
>Hungone
>Niceknowenia
>Croabdicate
>Finish
>Swedone
>Maltakeahike
>Escapenia
>Latervia
>Lithunoremania
>Byegium
>Dropsembourg
>Cedeprus
>Fleece
>Runmania
>Bailgaria
>Giveupmany

>all those puns

You win.

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