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/balt/

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Nah, Scotland will become a republic.

>premature ejaculation

fuk you pepik i wanted to make chłodnik edition


Also: What is you favourite icecream flavour /v4/?

Pistachio/vanilla/salted caramel

kek, next time, fellow vanilla master race user

>that logo and the arm band
Wew, and I thought our OCs were bad.

Choclate, lemon (but only sorbet), and more recently pistachio

>Pistachio/vanilla/salted caramel
good smak

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strawberry

absolutely homosex

>tfw the heat hits you after you step out of your nice air-condintioned office

cum

you turned into a furfag with diaper on?

i had a nice steak with some beer in a restaurant, bought 8 more beers on my way home and now i want to get smashed since gf is busy with exams

k gec

>getting smashed
>with beers

bydło

i like beer, fight me pshek

I love beer, but it's not good for getting smashed. Drinking enough to make you drunk fucks up your guts.

If you don't like wódka, white dry wine from fridge is great for hot weather. Especially type called "green" vinho verde

smashed might be a small exaggeration, i just want to feel comfy

>"green" vinho verde
ill look into it but im not a big fan of wine

Now the EU will fucking break and crumble

Britain no longer paying into the system = less bux for poor euro countries = those countries becoming against EU

Germoney will also fall, since they have to stem the part britain takes with them and it's a downward spiral for their financial credibility.

It's like someone pulled the trigger in a mexican standoff

can you link me to a particular brand and where i can get it ?

V4 WILL BE GREAT AGAIN

me with the sponge

Vihno Verde in orange label shows up every now and then in Żabka, Freshmarket or Kapselek. It's decent, I'm not sure about actual brand.

Lidl has good choice of wines usually.

It's not like there are plenty of green wines to choose from in stores, i'd be suprised if you find two different kindes in one shop.

I also have to say that pink dry wine is good from fridge, as long as its not some shitty brand, which is usual when it comes to pink wines

thanks, ill look for it. even if i wont like it i know a certain female that loves wine so it wont be wasted

such a dumb cat
he could have been woman'd

>dumb cat

>das it mane

vanilla, hazelnut, lesni plody

>when the catnip hits

>Also: What is you favourite icecream flavour /v4/?
vanilla, strawberry, choco

How would you call your country's exit from the EU?

> lesni plody
>literally forest fetuses

wtf i hate pepik now

kek, i love me some forest babies

>Polend
>Czechout

slovexit

>not asking a girl if she wants to eat some fetuses with you

Lame

signing Treaty of Friendship, Cooperation and Mutual Assistance

the hunrun

theres not a better one tho

i want to abuse femhun

isnt that what swallowing is for?

good ones

yes, but you have to be more subtle about it
>sup babe, you swallow?

I bet
>hey chicca, want some fetus in a forest?

works better

>not saying "swallow bitch"
beta much?

šmoulová ;^)

of course
they ain't cheap you know

that sounds like rape

Lemon, nigga.

Would you ingest my semenal fluids down your throat, my dearest lady?

>plod
>fetus

>8 beers in
>bought another 5
its time to go ayyy блядддддддддддд

thats a lot are you not drunk?

apple and mint are god tier

not yet, im a big guy and can drink quite a lot

>im a big guy
>

>190 cm
>90kg of quite lean mass
i got a nice multisport pass now and need to get some proper training going on ...

Word around the office is you've got a fat cock. I've got a fat cock too, maybe we should rub our fat cocks together sometimes.

>just finished comfy Dark Souls playthrough
>buy Dark Souls 2 on Steam sale
>apparently, in DS2 every time you die, you lose 5% of total maximum hp
>items that could restore it to full value are in limited quantity
>much easier to die than in DS1 due to bullshit enemy placement
>can't relax in game due to fear of dying and being forced to play with less and less hp
this ain't no comfy

git gud m8, if you made it through ds ds2 shouldn't give you much trouble

hey look at the bright side, if you have less humanity you're less likely to be invaded, not sure how many people still play that game though but still

>tfw working with mostly developers
>most of them are beta kuks
feels funny sometimes

i know youre a big guy it just makes me laugh whenever i read it

Does that mean you're up for cock rubbing? Some oil, fat cocks, oil.

were going to need proofs of this event

F to all Poles who have to go back now

sry but im hetero and i only like heteroflexible/bisexual women

idk, DS1 seemed much, much easier than DS2, and this is coming from someone who on her first playthrough cleared whole Catacombs, without any holy weapon, right after Bell Gargoyles because of misunderstanding what "go down" meant

Then how about some hetero cock rubbing

I jerked off after 4 days in a hospital. Ask me anything

how about нeт

do you make your mom swallow?

Does this mean you jerked off still in the hospital after waiting 4 days or at home after you got out?

Must have been good. Why were you in hospital though? Surgery?

didn't play DS1 desu so i have no idea what you are talking about, but it sounds difficult so good for you, i only played DS2 vanilla

no but I would make (You) swallow bby :^)

I got home finally and it was 5 days, sorry

what porn did you tickle your pickle to?

fuck i can't read, i got it the other way around, what do you find so hard about DS2?

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I was chestfucked

your voice and pics always get me rock hard

tfw no russian bydlo gf

ja hogy TE voltál az a buzi gec

>what do you find so hard about DS2?
mostly the enemy placement (every second room, you will be attacked from multiple sides, very often from behind), coupled with the fact that unless you use limited quantity item, you often have to play with reduced hp and you get killed in 2-3 hits by even the most basic enemies

maybe it gets easier with time, like in DS1, i'm before even the first boss, so we will see

but this reduce max hp thing is making it really stressing for me to play, as i'm used to hoarding consumables in every other RPG game unless i absolutely have to use them

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n-nem is

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cancer kids

do you have a кoт lads ?

two

there is about 45 human effigies in each NG, and there is also a ring that stops hollowfication at 75% max hp instead of 50% normally
the enemy placement only gets to surprise you once desu

playing on console or pc?

no ;_;

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нaшa cилa в eдинcтвe

>there is about 45 human effigies in each NG
well fuck me then, i must have died like 100 times on my first DS1 playthrough

>the enemy placement only gets to surprise you once desu
yes, but it often is a guaranteed death
like, there is a guy on the wall throwing bombs at you, and on the way to him there is lots of barrels
experience from DS1 taught me to approach it slowly and use obstacles, like barrels, to my advantage
lmao nope those particular barrels, that look exactly like every other barrel in the game, are actually explosive and kill you instantly

this sort of shit happens every time

Wasza może i tak, jebane insekty.

nice, porst proofs if you can

why нeт ? you a student ?

wrong url

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No but can't have one in the flat.