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Ahh yes a few bankers the bonuses are Indian that means we should import 500,000 pakis a year very good logic :)

moi perkele

going to reduce immigration any of youse want anything?

/cum/

>We will never know the full extent of the lost opportunities, friendships, marriages and experiences we will be denied

;___;

GREAT JOB ANGLETERRE
LEAVE THIS FUCKING EU HAHAHAHA

Annie May

YANKS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Can we all agree about what a qt Samantha Cameron is?

is shit

Better interview skills and a more cut-throat nature

>listens to shut up once

had serious doubts earlier lads but hearing all this stuff about germany america and china has put my mind at ease

bring us back a points-based system, lad

I'd fuck it

>brit
>started by american
How fitting

Freedom of movement with the EU nations thank la

Finish the sentence: Ulster is _______

Can't the UK adootba trade deal with the EU? So they get the economic benefit while still retaining their national sovereignty????

So let's get a recap on Project Fears predictions.

>There will be uncertainty in the market.

Well I think we can be sure that was correct, although the market has almost fully recovered in 24 hours.

>The US will stop trading with us

Obama has confirmed there will be no changes

>EU will stop trading with us

German financial advisers have already suggested extending access to the EU common market to the UK, even with UK not in the EU.

>Banks will back up and move the financial centre of the world to Germany

Some banks have already made statements saying they're not doing this

>All companies will leave the UK

No companies have made statements saying they're leaving the UK..

...

STORMZY IN

Fuck off Scotland, we're England and Wales.

Only non-cucked nations of the UK may post in this thread.

fucks sake we've really fucked it now

thanks for nothing you cunts

>still banned?

Lads
Is there a prescription that is available for anxiety, and does it even work?
My anxiety is getting worse and I don't know what I should do.

maisie

what would it take to have leavers admit they made a mistake?

backward fucks that haven't legallised gay marriage or abortion

>tfw Irish passport so my freedom of movement remains unchanged

ew

NO BECAUSE THE EU INVENTED TRADE

Nothing
they will live in a constant state of denial
reality is but a passing inconvenience for those clowns

...

the queen or nige to say so

The year is 2031.
You've just finished your 3 day work week and it's time to take a break with a nice relaxing four day weekend.

As you walk into your home, you are greeted by your wife, who is busy baking fresh bread and drinking a glass of organic local milk and three children who are working on their homework assigned by their private school. The aftermath of the 2016 referendum and the elimination of the welfare state had brought forth a new enlightenment and a cultural renaissance which had sparked a better society. Statist dissidents had tried to fight against it, but were met only with failure and were forced to acquire jobs in the booming economy.

As you sit down on your sofa to watch the news, your servo-bot approaches you. It stands there awaiting orders and nods it's head as if it already knows what you are thinking. Immediately, the servo-bot bolts off to the kitchen to bring you a cold beer that was made in Britain.

As it comes back and places the beer next to you, the news starts to talk about the ongoing colonisation of Mars by private enterprises. You start to drink your beer and say to yourself, "I'm so glad I voted for leave".

adjusted for the referendum

will never happen, theyre literally shilling for paki immigration

Really glad we're not going to be getting that one billion a year in scientific research funding from the EU lads. Also pretty chuffed that I'll have less grants to apply to in the future. Truly this will make Britain great again :))

we're still in the EU and won't be leaving for 2 years.

Wait and see

Now if only you left your bedroom every once in a while ;)

Job losses
Expensive holidays

when i lived in america i was prescribed sertraline for my anxiety but idk if they'd give that to you here, they're a lot stricter with mental shit here

Really makes you think.

r a r e

Is there any news on how the Queen feels? Will she be making a statement?

Prepare for a significant brain- and brawndrain within two years

>Go into Tesco
>Attempt to buy a sandwich
>Try to hand over money to the cashier
>Can't quite get my hand in my pocket
>Cashier says "sir that will be um err aa errr, I've forgotten what to do"
>Both of us realise that without the EU we can't trade

d-d-don't cry sam ;_;

poo

>>Banks will back up and move the financial centre of the world to Germany

>Some banks have already made statements saying they're not doing this

Why would the financial centre of the world, which is in New York City, move to Germany?

same

>we should import 500,000 pakis a year very good logic :)
No, that's the logic on uncontrolled migration from the EU.

A points based system means we got qualified immigrants from India/Pakistan/Africa etc.

They are waiting 2 years to kick you guys out. Wow

lads what's the best way to track the £ value, against the euro for example

No she won't. She's above politics.

Shame I'm not a Biologist or a research Chemist though, I'd be sorted.
Glad there's a gas industry in this county though.

Yes.
The standard treatment is anti-depressants, but there are strong specific anti anxiety medications available like benzodiazipines. These can cause problems though especially if you take them regularly.

Sertraline is pretty much the standard first SSRI to try in the uk too.

She's probably happy and probably not.

>walking past childrens playground
>full of happy beautiful anglo children
>van full of pakis show up
>ohfuck.jpeg
>theyre running toward the shocked children
>I'm scared frozen, fumbling my phone to call the police
>catch something at the corner of my eye
>Farage and his UKIP henchmen lads hopping out of an Audi, running full speed to intercept
>Farage dives infront of a child just as a paki unloads his AK47
>shoot out ensues
>amid the chaos I run to Farage bloodied on the ground
>"Mr-Mr Farage! It didnt have to be like this!"
>he coughs blood "we had a good run though lad"
>sure we did Mr Farage, sure we did
>*I help a schooner of beer to his mouth*
>"ahhh yes lad, tastes like home"
>"don't you die on me Mr Farage! We need you! England needs you!"
>"j-just so long as England r-remains England lad, we'll make it through"
>*tears welling in my eyes*
>"and please - call me Nigel" his last words
>I stand tall and hard, fighting back tears, I salute him
>the sky shows the faces of the great men of this race, I nod at them with my proud anglo-saxon jaw and steel blue eyed stare
>I know then that my purpose in life, the words print on my mind and the minds of the world:
>"Will you fight for what is yours? Or will you perish like a dog?"

...

We need a party that is ashamedly for the metropolitan liberals
fed up of us getting shat on

I prefer 'puta'

wink

link to this?

why is the right a jew?

…split by an international border.

hao dear you

there has to bea settlement do you read the news

>which is in New York City

ummmmmmmmm

What happens when there's 100,000,000 Indians who have all the points?

There's a billion Indians compared to your 60 million population.

Might just see my GP and see what he suggests.
I don't like the fact that I may have to take drugs but I don't feel as though I have any other options

>As you leave for work, your wife locks the door and orders servo-bot to meet her in the bedroom. "This is our little secret" She says with a wink, and begins undressing. "AFFIRMATIVE" the metal contraption shrieks as he extends a servo-poker.

Who don't remain voters on Sup Forums have the decency to hang themselves and never post again like all losers of the Scottish indyref?

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>Eligible for one
>Need my dads passport
>Hate my dad and don't want to talk to him

Might just wait for his death certificate.

Getting hyped for the next Stefan Molyneux video to come out debunking all these remain shills.

>mfw ukucks realize they will have to pay 10%+ more for everything since they largely depend on import and companies will just relocate the additional taxes to the uk customers

...

good post

Anyone got some good screenshots of lefty tears on Twitter and Facebook?

>paying for news

"They have merely swapped one distant and unreachable elite for another one."

The EU referendum vote is probably one of the biggest exercises in democracy that the UK has participated in.

Whereas I don't get to vote about what happens in the EU.

daily dose of
sargon
molynyx

>mfw FT and The Economist endorsed the tories in 2015

Give it time, lad.

If in 6 month time it is looking like a shit decision, I will admit it.

Are you this retarded? You change the points criteria and that reduces how many people have the points to come in.

But in the EU there was complete free movement of people with HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS of workers.

what would it take to have remainers admit they were wrong?

Literally how did we sneak a sneaky Brexit past the jews lads?

They spent billions on shilling and even killed an MP.

if you google the headline and get it you can view it without the paywall

youtube.com/watch?v=Pw9wx5sKBnE

Samantha Cameron is perfect
I have been in love with her for years
I must fuck her before I die. I must. I hate Britain more than any other country but I want Samantha in my bed more than any other cunt.

How hard do you think Dave fucked her after the election win for the tories?
How do you think he fucked her?
Do you think he bought bacon flavoured condoms then laughed as she gagged on his cock, saying ''wow, are you Ed Miliband? Bacon isn't that hard to swallow''?
Do you think he laughed and said ''I don't have to go into a coalition with Clegg but your cunt better prepare for a coalition with my load''?

Do you think she enjoys it when Dave fucks her? How do you think she sounds when she orgasms? Do you think she watches the white cloud falling out of her pussy and screams ''LICK IT OUT OF ME, I DON'T WANT TO GIVE BIRTH TO ANOTHER DISABLED MONSTER''?

I would give her the best sex she could ever hope to have. She is Downing Street and I'd make sure she was downing sweet, sweet cum from my brown shrivelled little cock

I know Indians rape is a meme but I would rape her.

What about righty tears considering the Conservative PM and 75% of the Conservative party were defeated?

No, you have to make this about LE LEFT WING XD

Lol radio 1 just did an interview of the most prominent leave and remain areas, and the strongest leave town Jaywick was also the shittiest part of the UK and everyone asked about why do you want to leave all they can say was basically Muh immigrants and wanting more government gibsmedats

And how many of the coffin dogder elderley lesve voters still had their faculties when they voted?

Did they vote thinking Hitler was still in power in Germany?

Fucking baby boomers, they JUST had to do one last thing to fuck the world up didnt they?

Economy stays successful and eu immigrants not replaced by brown immigrants

so do we have to get a new passport now

then we take the cream of the crop

SO I WENT TO SEE MY FRIEND DAVE YESTERDAY
>the crowd titters in anticipation of another wonderful story

I KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND HIS WHITE, YES WHITE, GIRLFRIEND ANSWERED THE DOOR
>the audience gasps, some booing is heard
>one female audience member vomits, and one of the bulls escorts her to a designated "relaxation room"

I THOUGHT TO MYSELF "WHAT A B L O O D Y R A C I S T"
>cheers are heard and the laughing takes a moment to die down

ANYWAYS, I WALKED IN, HE PUT DOWN WHAT HE WAS READING, AND SAID "HELLO RUSSELL" TO ME
>the viewers grip the edges of their seats until their knuckles go white
>a female voice is heard moaning from the relaxation room area

NOT EVEN A SINGLE "SALAAM"
>another huge gasp is emanated
>several viewers collapse and begin frothing at the mouths

WHAT A B L O O D Y R A C I S T, DOESN'T HE KNOW I CONVERTED TO ISLAM LAST WEEK?
>the cheers this time around are 1.61 times as loud as the last
>a faint rumbling is heard, seemingly coming from far underneath the ground

SO MY EYES WANDERED TO THE TABLE WHERE HE WAS SITTING, AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT I SAW?
>one audience member screams "WHAAAAAAAAT" and has to be silenced with a black dildo pacifier

THE D A I L Y M A I L
>all 183 remaining members of the audience run to the stage and start running in a circle around Russell
>their chants of "L I T T L E L E G E N D" grow louder and louder until every ear is bleeding
>Russell begins to hover in the air, suspended by the updraft created by the revolving bodies
>he ascends through the crumbling studio roof and rises to the heavens as an army of black bull angels descends on the earth to spread their holy diversity
>each woman in the crowd rips off her clothes and the men commit ritualistic suicide by removing their genitals and bleeding out
>the great orgy of the interracial breeding grounds has begun