What's the difference between Portugal and Brazil? It's pretty much the same right?

What's the difference between Portugal and Brazil? It's pretty much the same right?

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Even though Brazil is a violent shithole people here are still happy overall. Portugal is the opposite, one of the safest places in earth and yet their population is one of the most depressed.

And when it comes to culture I don't know exactly, we share some habits but that's it.

>And when it comes to culture I don't know exactly
Brazil has more african and american-native elements but they're minimal compared to... dunno, Angola and Mozambique

why is Brazil happy and Portugal depressed? :/

climate and brain volume

Tropical climate.

In Brazil being sad is illegal.

Bunda

It makes someone sad when they're clever?
cool. makes sense
could imagine
nice

Brazil is bigger and "richer" than Portugal

I'd say brazil is kind of a "USA" in terms of ethnic composition. I think portugal is homogeneous compared to brazil.

So multiculturalism is key?

Hell fucking no
Brazil is a shithole because of multiculturalism

Why? Multiculturalism is good right? :)

Are you a left-winger?

Multiculturalism is good when done by civilized cultures.

Not with monkeys that look like men.

No I'm rightwing

Here comes the Moortuguese Alberto Barbosa

Brazilians aren't white, that's why.

He's saying the truth though.

USA only is a successful multicultural country because white people there are mixed with other white people, not with negroes or browns, which is our case.

That's why what?
>USA
>succesful multicultural country
youtube.com/watch?v=sRB3dOaPiK8 haha

Brazil is a shithole because after slavery became unprofitable, they were left with loads of outdated "machinery".

Don't agree with him.
Only other people can call us monkeys not yourselves.
Are you learning English?
Brazil would be a shithole anyway

Are you? Are you saying that the reason I'm rightwing is because Brazilians aren't white?

Brazil is chaotic.

Novinha gostosa e safada

No.
I said Brazil is shithole because we are not white

t. Germanboo

This too

Brazil has every condition to NOT be a shithole and you know it.
If you got rid of the feudal / populist mindset it would be a very good country,

I don't think so

Brazilian schools are really bad if you compare with any first world country

It's not true. We both are depressed as fuck.

nah my school was actually better than The american school I went to when I did my exchange year

nah you got some decent ones actually

first post best post
also nice dubs

We have pretty good universities but our basic education is shit

there are some really good public and private schools here.You just have to get aproved there

oh yeah that's true

can private schools be bad in anyway, actually? they're good anywhere. why isn't the whole education system privatized?

kek you would be surprised.There are some private schools here thare are worse or just as bad as the public ones.Overall if you arent going into the top 50 best private schools in your estate, you might as well go to a public one and save the money

only in brazil lol

Brazil is a bizarro world.

depends on how you define multiculturalism.

True, but it will never lift people from poverty all it will do is separate dumb people from smart people.
If we had less violence I think brazil would have a good chance in being a good country.

umm.. Multi cultures in one country

eu gosto do brasil em muitas coisas, mas a violência é mesmo o único motivo pelo qual não o visitei já. assusta mesmo muito

Brazil needs to import more Japs to become a good country desu

switzerland and belgium work just fine

Portugal has won Nobels

we are importing a lot of chinese nowadays,does it also work?

é assaltar um banco ainda compreendo, mas matar alguem por duas notas de 10 é ridiculo.

Carlos Chagas didn't win even if he deserves it and when we win one the guy change his nacionality..

>Brazil
>happy

Brazilians like to spread lies.

Brazil has one of the highest rates of depression worldwide

insidermonkey.com/blog/11-countries-with-the-highest-depression-rates-in-the-world-351095/12/

Quem mata por 10 reais a maioria das vezes é usuario de crack, esse é mais dificil ainda de resolver o problema.
Evangelicos não querem de jeito nenhum afrouxar as leis nas drogas.

>Evangelicos não querem de jeito nenhum afrouxar as leis nas drogas

Eles são a única salvação do país, querem até a common law no Brasil.

If Portuguese soap operas are representative of Portuguese culture. I don't know the difference.

They are very conservative and pretend they are liberals, the same shit here.

>In Brazil being sad is illegal.
FUCK THE POLICE!

Why do you like to surf in maymays? Do you live in a bubble?

Portuguese SJW TV series

youtube.com/watch?v=QnNu5lFdXQ0

i heard they like to have anchor babies i should find a Chinese girl to impregnate and bring to Br so we can both get permanent visas
Being educated in american universities probably means i can find good job in Brazil ,yeah?
Also i would leave her ass because i want Br bunda

HOT

European Portuguese accent is god tier while brazilian portuguese sounds like any boring romance language

so slav

Who is more gay?
Portuguese guys or Brazilian guys

they're such horrible actors, this is some goddamn cheap bullshit. also this is definitely not on tv

brazil is not just an ex portuguese colony, the african, amerindian, italian, german, lebanese, japanese influences shaped the country too and created a new mixed culture that drifted away from the old portuguese colonizers

I don't know why people force the amerindian part.

I live in Belo Horizonte and I've never seen a real Native American like Kuruminha in my life. They are rarer than Redheads and East Asians.

because the common brazilian has amerindian traits in his/her dna. and culturally you have a lot of that too, including your accent. sure the people may be gone but the culture remains and lives on

Portugal is almost exactly like Spain.

Brazil on the other hand, it's a mixture. The south of Brazil is very similar to Argentina and Uruguay, the north looks more like Africa, and the center has its own distinct identity.

why would a sane person from Germany or Italy or wherever move to a tropical shithole like Brazil? I would never do that stupid move. Instead I would have moved to Argentina or North America.

One is a poor brown shitpit filled with Africans and the other is Brazil.

Please shut up. No Spanish speakers here.

>Portugal is almost exactly like Spain.

oh boy...

>because the common brazilian has amerindian traits in

Just no. I live in Pelotas, Rio Grande do Sul and I can clearly see the differences crossing the Uruguayan border. All of them have Native American looking.

Oh god that's the most retarded crap ever filmed.

I don't know what are you talking about. I can see a Peruvian or a Bolivian or a Chinese guy from miles away in Belo Horizonte.

>I don't know why people force the amerindian part.
Well I'm from the north and I do see them, specially mestizos (native+white), on the other hand I've only seen two real redheads during my life.
Our cunt is really big, it's basically a continent on it's own, don't underestimate how diverse we really are.

a percentage =/= completely
porra a mensagem toda do estado novo era que o brasil tinha uma língua indígena autêntica e que muitos eram descendentes de indígenas e que portugal era mau e o brasiu era livre agora

Nobody cares about the North anyway.

I don't know what happened in Belo Horizonte, but I see Med looking, mulatto looking, arab looking and black looking everyday here. But I've never seen a Native American like Kuruminha in my life, only in TV.

Rio de Janeiro and Espirito Santo are the same shit. At least on their beaches.

i just explained to you, there are no pure ones. a percentage in your dna means it's all in the mix of apparently white looking individuals. kuruminha would never live in a city anyway

É só uma questão de saber onde andar e como se portar psh
Claro que ainda terás alguma chance de ser assaltado ou algo assim, mas é bem menor. Eu (e quase todo mundo que conheço) nunca fui assaltado, nem cheguei a ver alguém armado que não fosse um policial.

We should have won at least 3-4 times, but the Nobel committee is a joke.

Literally dis

onde vives? todos os brasileiros que conheci diziam que era impossível andar na rua à noite sem ser assaltado

Essa é a média que eu vejo todo dia, se você misturar periferia com classe rica no Centro da Cidade.

Isso é em cidades grande, sinceramente se você viver em uma cidade média ou pequena que não seja no norte claro, dá pra viver tranquilo aqui.
As pessoas por aqui vivem muito concentradas em um lugar só, dai vira essa merda toda mais um problema desse país tirando a educação.

tens aí uns quantos que são pardos com indígena no meio. de qq dos modos só falei daquilo que se sabe, até me foram brasileiros a dizer isso

No bunda in Portugal. Moreover their women have mustache.

Forró
youtube.com/watch?v=raTNK09E0uY

O Portuga tem razão. Brasil tem nos pardos, mas é tão pouco que só europeu percebe. De cara pode até confundirem com turco ou mena. Quando eu comparo Fortaleza com Bogotá na Colômbia eu vejo diferença. Lá tem muito mais. Aqui deve girar em torno de 10% ou menos na média. No norte é maior.

Portugal has a similar style. Pimbaiada. This came from Portugal.

sim é tipo 8% em média ou assim, julgo eu

Entao porque eles nao tem festa junina? check mate
youtube.com/watch?v=A5r2_wGk1dI

Oh my fucking god how many brazilian neo-"rightist" shitheads are on this thread. No wonder this place is becoming a dump.

>right-wing

I didn't see anyone talking about polictics here

This is the Malhação of Portugal.

Sou da cidade de São Paulo.

>todos os brasileiros que conheci diziam que era impossível andar na rua à noite sem ser assaltado
Isso tá bem exagerado, sério. Na própria cidade de São Paulo, há distritos seguros e outros nem tanto. Aqui na região, por exemplo, ando à noite sem problemas ou medo. Já em um distrito próximo, evitaria correr riscos.

Tenha em mente também que muito dos brasileiros que vão pra Portugal são selfhaters butthurt com o país, então obviamente não vão falar bem daqui.

Moro no Rio e nunca fui assaltado
Brazil 1 - Moortugal 0

Oh my God. I've watched this crap for six months. Portuguese youth is not conservative. They are degenerate as fuck too.

The protagonist is gay.