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Labour on suicide watch edition

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*posts tiny yank cock*

*gets infuriated when /brit/ points out its tininess*

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hmm

why isn't Iceland in the EU?

muh fishign?

Hungry
Thirsty

Pretty much

Were you a Remain campaigner? Are you sore about the referendum result? Check out these 10 top self-comforting strategies :

1.) Call every white person who voted Leave a "racist", ignoring the fact that Europeans are also white. Make sure you ignore and marginalise ethnic minority leave voters.

2.) Claim that the (huge) turnout wasn't high enough. 72%? It should have been at least 75%! 80%? It should have been 85%! Make sure to keep moving the goalposts.

3.) Make a stupid e-petition demanding another referendum, just like the socialists did when Labour lost last year. We need to keep having referendums until we get the "right" result.

4.) Get over-excited about the economy, even if the impact has been pretty boring and mundane. Pretend that your 2:2 in English Literature makes you an expert on currency markets.

5.) Attack the very idea of Democracy, because it's only a good thing when it goes the way you want it to. Working class voters don't know what's good for them, but middle class liberals definitely do.

6.) Share memes bashing Brexit, ignoring the unwelcome and uncomfortable realisation that you are in the minority of public opinion.

7.) Boldly claim that Scotland will leave the UK, forgetting that A) they can't afford to B) the EU can't afford to take them C) 1.6m remain votes don't cancel out 2m NO votes.

8.) Make fun of Boris Johnson while sweating slightly and really hoping he doesn't become Prime Minister.

9.) Learn absolutely nothing from the campaign, blaming the result on everyone but yourself. Scaremongering and bullying are clearly the best tactics to use, there's no way they could possibly backfire.

10.) Curl up in a ball and cry yourself to sleep while listening to "Ode to Joy".

my gf

So it looks like TTIP is dead in the water, at least while Obama is in office. Post yfw Trump forces the EU to accept the UK into a new trade deal

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What should farage get as the man who singlehadedly saved Britain?

Before are nige came onto the scene back in 2010 there was literally zero support for leaving the EU.

>Labour on suicide watch

Peter hitchens calls both new labour and the "compassionate" Conservatives blairites not just labour

penis

>Another Blairite submits a vote of no confidence

when will they understand they are the problem with the party

Dunno, Greenland left because muh fishing

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Pretty much, they're in a strategically important location so the United States provides their defence, they don't need Europe

>CITIZENS OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you really believe this?

Never heard of the Maastricht rebels?

let's carry on the bbq discussion here

Didn't he win with 44% of the vote of a 45% turn out?

You realise he's an MEP right

He's en route to being unemployed and the leader of a party that no longer has anything to campaign for. He will never be an MP and wasn't even formally part of the EU campaign.

He's a Brussels bureaucrat who deserves nothing.

reminder that if you share your small penis with the world, don't get angry when people discuss the size of your dick

It wasn't a warning. It was a threat.

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>The billionaire who predicted Brexit would bring about “Black Friday” and a crisis for the finances of ordinary people appears to have profited hugely from the UK’s surprise exit from the EU.

>George Soros is widely known as the man who “broke” the Bank of England in 1992, when he bet against the pound and made a reported £1.5bn.

>Although the exact amount Mr Soros has gained after Brexit is not known, public filings show he doubled his bets earlier this year that stocks would fall.

So when is World War 3 happening lads? what other events do we need to make happen so it all kicks off?

>2010

lmao

Emilia Clarke 2bh lads

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What's this meme with 90 year olds now?

There's hardly anyone 90 and over these days,

Bankers gonna bank

So he was cringy enough to play nothing but kpop and desperate enough for people to come that he bought halal chicken to attract muzzies?

doggo

boner

cara 2bh lads

>You realise he's an MEP right He's en route to being unemployed.

Yeah that's why he should get something.

He literally campaigned to be unemployed which makes him the most honest politician out there.

Really could go for a burger right now.

i agree 2bh

That comfy feel when you see Peter Hitchens happy for the first time.

We did good, lads.

I would go to a kpop bbq desu.

Nah he wasn't a muzzie but he had invited pakis to the bbq

this 2bh

here lads

>Iceland wants a trade deal

Ah yes economic powerhouse Iceland, can't wait to form a cod based economy

The labour party needs to be destroyed its past its sell by date

All traces of the old socially conservative patriotic labour are gone we now have a disgusting limp wristed nasty party

The so called "old labourites" such as corbyn are imposters - entryists from the 80s who turned the party of the working man, of Attlee and the rest into a party that hated this country and fundamentally hated the western world

Don't mistake privileged, contrarian, Islington corbyn with old labour

Look at this fucking dog

Remainers plucking numbers out of the air as usual

explain the story a bit better

who did he invite? his friends? or did he advertise it somewhere or what?

Wayy better as a brunette desu

Doctor's entire job is to put themselves out of work by curing shit.

Police's entire job is to put themselves our of work by stopping all crime.

He's nothin special

fugg

why do yanks have such a short temper?

What are they saying about you, brits?

to carry on the pre-noughties bangers

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thats part of article 50 m8

>what are bull traps?

>IF WE LEAVE THE EU WHOS TO SAY ANYBODY WILL WANT TO TRADE WITH US AFTER ABANDONING OUR FRIENDS?
>brexit
>countries lining up to trade with us
toppus keckus maximus

Looks like muh heritage saved us, I'm conflicted about that.

Feels good lad

WHO YOU CALLING SHORT TEMPERED YOU FUCKING FLYOVER FUCK?!

Superb post

Kek

Tea time

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But you can never cure crime or illness.

You can leave the EU

fucking hell, Shania Twain is still a fittie

is that curry ketchup

Porn feels so real when hungover and I touch my willy like 10 times.

(Guys are the best.)

Steak and chips?

Do chips go with everything?

Literally who?

That's the stupidest metaphor I've ever heard.

The reason young people voted remain and old people voted Brexit is because older people actually have real jobs to worry about.

How many young people are working horrible tough manual labour fishery jobs? None, they're too worried about their safe space digital marketing jobs in open space Google offices in Germany

looks good

hope thats a nice rare steak x

not sure on the sauce though, better be just for the chips

slag

>I am so sorry now that I fell for the great Thatcher-Reagan promise. I can’t deny that I did. I believed all that stuff about privatisation and free trade and the unrestrained market. I think I may even have been taken in by the prophecies of a great share-owning democracy.

Based Peter

this desu

His one weakness is his absolutely obsession with cannabis

Watch after every Muslim terrorist attack and he will excuse them, say they aren't real Muslims and blame it on cannabis or drugs In general

somewhat sexually fluid

I thought he invited people from work.

nope
yep
sauce is for chips or they can be a bit gammy.

I had 3 boiled eggs for dimmer because I was too lqzy to go to the shops

opinions?

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thinking about applying for irish citizenship but my irish grandfather's been dead for 16 years and was born in rural country cork in 1916 and probably doesn't have a birth certificate. i'm scratching my head how i'll even prove he existed lkek

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can someone post that pick of maise crushing wojaks balls on the carnival game?

Why aren't you buying your weed off the darkweb lads?

Good morality will follow for all Brexit supporters.

Would you?

any tights lads

but the doctors who put themselves out of business by curing the disease they're working on and making money treating are heroes.
Police who are specialized in one particular crime racket and put themselves out of work by dissolving that racket are heroes.
Politicians who fight against an evil corrupt system and get put out of work because they finally conquered that evil corrupt system are heroes.
See where I'm getting at?

REE RAN OUT OF ICE CUBES AND THE NEW ONES AREN'T FREEZING FAST ENOUGH

AAAAAGHHHHH BREXIT NOW

Is that Roy hodgson

She top tier but she's also a shit actress.

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that's from a dispensary in the US, not the darkweb