Why does this country exist?

Why does this country exist?

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So English countries can laugh about its name.

to piss off Brazil

It doesn't its Provincia Cispaltina under an alias.

Are they white or mudbloods?

Your "white hispanics"

because ur a gay

South America was asked to name their top three countries and they were one short.

To tell you what you've known all along but had been afraid to admit.

Why does South America exist?

I feel like Africa massively distracts us from how awful South America is.

Why does Kannada exist

Argentina and Brazil can't agree on whose rightful clay it is.

I think everyone just forgets it exists

why isn't your country part of Australia?
Alaska literally has more right to independence than you guys

Uruguayans and Argentinians are the same people, we both speak spanish and have the same customs.

Shhh NZ, Canada is to the US what NZ is to Australia, the cooler wiser brother. You guys are our favourite sons fuck the loud mouth cunt Aussies and Muricans

because Africa is worse than South America
the problem with South America is how mediocre it is. it's too mediocre and not poor enough to get "send monies" campaigns and songs; it's too mediocre and not good enough to overtake the other continents in economical and political grounds

Why not invade them?

I'm pretty sure it's one big cattle ranch. It actually seems pretty comfy.

We're honestly not as close as you think, its something like a 3 hour flight

their former president is a true hero

They exist just to be the best country in SA. Simple as that.

How long does it take to fly from Montevideo to Buenos Aires?

10min

>fly
wtf you lazy fuck

Taking a boat between the two cities is probably popular, no? Drink some booze and chill?

i havent been in best guay but yeah , boat is the way to go

Yes, thanks this company.

yes, almost everyone just take the ferry, it's cheap and fast (20usd/3hours)

To be eternally butthurt.

Ur a gay

Huehuehue

>3 hours

wtf

To be secretly overtaken by Brazil in 2020 under a treaty made in 1982

Closest city in Uruguay, from Buenos Aires, is Colonia del Sacramento, 1 hour boat ride

I've always wanted to know - is living in Uruguay better than in the Argentina?

yes, obviously.

It's more boring, calmer, quieter, filled with old people, beautiful girls, not much to do and pretty expensieve

How white is the country?

Spain stole it from us.

Weird, it seems no one has answered yet.
Because some people didn't want these lands to belong to Brazil, and some other people didn't want them to belong to Argentina.

Hey you have my same flag hahaha.

And, I forgot to add, some other people didn't want it to belong to either.

>Brazil wanted to annex it, Argentina wanted to annex it.

>Cisplatine war.

>War ends in tie.

>Uruguay's born.

already answered it tho

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It goes like this:
>Be a bunch of argentininan guys send to the border with Brazil and Paraguay to explore and take some piece of dirt.
>There is a civil war back home.
>We conquer the territory.
>And Argentina also goes to war with Brazil.
>Retarded faggot in Buenos Aires makes a pact and gives the hue's our lands.
>We don't like this and we tell the monkeys to fuck off.
>Uruguay is born.
>Have a hatred for Buenos Aires for eternity.

If you consider spaniards and italians white then 85%+ white.

If not then like 10% white.

Proportionate, whiter than the USA.
It's just like 3 million people

¡LADROOOOOOOOOOOOOÓN!
¡LA PUTA QUE TE PARIÓ!
Guy is from Argentina though.

Let's not forget the most famous Uruguayan

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Even Argentina is whiter than the US of A.

Take me in pls

Unless your country is filled with Indians and Chinese

cuz they're better than us.

most efficient country in S.A!!!!!!!!!!

Uruguay is basically just Montevideo and the rest of the country is all but empty, amirite?

How is Montevideo? Is it safe, fun, rich?

leaf us alone