Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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大塚 愛

Easter.

Tell me about easter

youtu.be/9Xpb7F7bAsM?t=1m18s

Easter you say?

I'm fairly sure I said Easter

What about it?

hey japan what do you think of our art?

could this be replicated in japan? how would people react?

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DELETE THIS THREAD MODS
THIS IS TROLL THREAD

Easter is a christian holiday which Americans don't celebrate.

>Our art
What?
That woman is Italian

shes actually swiss but i meant to say european art

Delete le F mods, he is le troll making a second Japanese thread!

How bizarre
You'd think America — a Christian country — would celebrate a Christian holiday

What's all that about?

This

This thread is made by the troll

Move

No it wasn't

The F. is the one doing the trolling

No I didn't

Stop being a cunt

I don't know, that's what I've been asking for a while now. But they only reply with insults.
Why don't Americans celebrate Easter?

Le F is the one breaking the rules. The fact that it hurts your feelings doesn't mean the brit's thread is against the rules you nazi.

He said it first
Yet you maliciously ignored him
Also this isn't the first time you did this

I didn't make the thread

The other Brit did

Portugal 1:0. what a pity. i was hoping for another penalty shootout

good mornin

Why is le F so autistic?

Rin rin rin, ohayou wake up

You're up too early on Sunday morning

weil er Franzacke ist, du froschfressender Hurensohn

I'm laughing at your futile attempts to avoid bumping this thread

はじめまして、日本語友達!私は大学で日本語を勉強しました。一年生でした。お元気ですか。
だれはFさんですか。

>Moa
Suzuka is best Babymetal

meet qt girl at uni
we have same class and are always grouped together
i find her very attractive
ask her if maybe we can go over each others notes sometime.
she agrees.
meet up at coffee shop next day
penis goes in vagina
but not my penis! never my penis!

youtube.com/watch?v=l0hVrjD5HcI

was it her penis?

why does OP always post ugly bitches stupid faggots

Ohayou gozaimasu.
Yeah, I'm gonna hang out with my mates

Are you gonna throw a tantrum and hurl firecrackers at your computer screen?

He's completely brainwashed by martians.

>Brit
You guys aren't known for making good choices

...

The EU won't last forever

Soon another country will leave

おはようございます、アメリカのお友達さん。
The F. って名前の人がこのスレにはいるのですよ。
今大学の一年生なんですか?

Cool. What are you guys going to do?

>croat cigany getting mad

If you guys wanna be smart again you'll let us absorb you. You owe us ya know.

I hope that, one day, my children or my children's children will live in a world without thread wars.

fellow brit since you like cute things do you like the moomins?

youtube.com/watch?v=i66w8T8iV80

I don't know actually.
We recently got a car and we want to drive to somewhere far

I love you cuteposter

is there a stereotype in japan like in china that a good looking asian guy you come across must be korean?

I had never heard of moomins before I came to Sup Forums, but they seem like cute lads.

Sounds like a good time. Have fun.

No. I think in Japan a bit Jomon-ish faces are more preferable as a male than Korean faces.

No
There are good looking guys in every fucking country

>The F. って名前の人がこのスレにはいるのですよ
そですか、ありがとございます。
>今大学の一年生なんですか?
いいえ、今私は二年生です。私は日本に勉強に行きたいです。来春に東京に行きって、でもおさかに行きたいです。

Yes, hitting their head on a door frame means they come from the other countries.

おお、留学するんですね
東京も悪いところではないですよ
どうして大阪に行きたいんですか?

関西弁をならいたいです。私は大阪人が面白いと思います。大阪の食べ物は食べたいです。
東京はとでも大きい!怖いね。

大阪人は確かに面白いイメージがありますね
私は関西弁は詳しくないですが食べ物が美味しいのは知っています
東京よりアメリカの大都市の方がよっぽど大きいと思いますよ!!

how do I japanese gf

>be white
>go to Japan

Get every Japanese girl you want.

How do I French gf?

>be black
>go to France

Get every French girl you want.

>Black up and act gangsta
Ok

Thanks for the advice

hahaha i love this its so funny

How do I swedish gf

...

same procedure

For a German one usually being an Arab helps btw, but no one wants a German girl

How can I become black if I'm 100% Japanese

>Be third world mudslime
>Immigrate to Sweden
>All the Swedish women you can rape

>go to a beach
>get sunburned

If you try really hard you can do it. Just remember Ken-Sama. While he was born a waito piggu he died as a 200% nihonjin

>kill a black man
>wear his skin
It's easy.

I need a Japanese born person with experience to work for me here in America at my bakery. Will sponsor visa and all that jazz.

If you know anyone pls respond.

I want a German grill.
I heard every German girl can carry many bottles of beer

Nah most can just hardly carry a crate.

How do I Japanese friend that will let me stay with them when I visit so I don't have to pay for hotel and show me around and spoonfeed me on how to Japan

>How do I Japanese friend that will let me stay with them when I visit so I don't have to pay for hotel and show me around and spoonfeed me on how to Japan
>be female
>be pretty

Where's Takahiro when you need him?

>wear someone’s skin
It's gross as fuck

I heard about takahiro when I posted ages ago but as far as I know he hasn't been lurking much, or at least I didn't get an email.

If you are cute shota, I will let you stay my home

It's for a fuck. You have to remember the end game. You know what you must do.

He's pretty shy.

>takahiro
>shy

>and let me fuck you everyday

get this gook stuff out

I'm cute but I'm in my mid 20s and look like I'm in my 30s. If I shave I might look a lot younger.

毎日日本語を教えてくれったら許す

>mid 20s
>looks his 30s
OJISAN

But it's mostly the beard I swear ;_;

やったー!!

I don't dislike ojisan if he is nice guy and call me his bro

What's your beard like? Is she nice?

Sup bro

u want sum fuck?

そういえば、あたしは女の子じゃないとすればいいかも

Thanks bro

可愛いドイツ女子はいずこへ…

...

seriously thinking about becoming a legionarie
Im a neet faggot manchild overprotected kid
I hope the legion can transform me into a man

youtube.com/watch?v=_e6AwJB6zdE

Y-you allow ojisans to live with you?

If he is not gay, yes