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/cum/ rides again

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sage

say hi 2 me pls

How dry is Merkel's cunt you faggot cuck?

Hi!

working was a mistake

A

FUCKING

LEAF

hi cum chan wanna be part of my /cute club/??

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>didn't get a gf in college
>now working 40 hours a week after graduating
Okay how the fuck do I get one now. seems impossible

What?

6st for Marco

Ohayo
Let me hear more about this /cuteclub/

2 cana-chans?

The Shallow is fucking terrible. Same faggot who directed Non-Stop. That's 2 of the 5 worst films I've seen since 2010

You're doing fine. You have something now that instantly makes you more attractive. Money and stability. One will come to you. Don't worry

Are you me? thinking the same thing. I guess you can try bars but from what I can tell there's never much quality there. best bet is to find interest groups or activities (fitness, art, cooking, etc.) and find someone with similar interests there. If you're at all religious, church is also an option. Basically just don't do nothing and get yourself out and active in the area.

I have shit I want to do to do that, I just don't have the money yet until I start getting paid.

Thanks for such great progressive policies Canada

Thank you Mexico for keeping my lawn nice and tidy

we do vewy cute things and stuff~

we were always two mexi-chan

Describe it

Go clubbing

Embarrassing.

Are the Germans gone yet?

Hopefully

This

Animefags gas yourselves

May farts are fucking rancid, friendos.

youtu.be/76WWMe_UnEY

Watch this video.

Was thinking about this myself; is it weird to go alone? I was thinking about it if only to try and get some one-night stands but it feels weird to go to a club without any friends.

I see you've never had a full time job before

Looks like the filthy kraut left, has to attend to his union and his bull

The animu roleplay bullshit does seem to be getting a bit out of hand again. It's almost as if the janny has some sort of bias...hmmmmm

The start of the film is: Here's Blake Liveley's ass while we pander to 14 year olds with pop culture references

The rest of the film is: Watch Blake Lively be literally the perfect specimen while we do shaky camera movement and 35 different angles per minute as heavy bass plays.

You're making me want to rub your prostate user

Cartoons > Anime

I had a dream were in which I was sucking cock

I am gay /cum/?

thicc

very

>it's the "sucking dick is gay" meme
Nothing gay about wanting to slobber on some thick juicy cock

kill yourself faggot

this

It's only gay if you suck the cock of a gay guy. But if the guy is straight, then sucking his juicy cock is also straight.

PCT

Manbij is rightful SDF and YPG clay

this

shame about abu layla, I hope they will move onto al bab and jarabulus

Thanks
Thought I was gay for a second

weebs btfo

/CUM/ REPORT YOUR STATE OR PROVINCE

TEXAS REPORTING
SEND RAIN IMMEDIATELY

how does San Francisco weather stay so perfect?

>I enjoy anime

California(Northern)

we need it more

It's right next to the Pacific. The Pacific is cold. The cold water keeps the air cool.

MAINE

WHY ARE WE YELLING

because the pacific ocean is cold year round, meaning its always cold and comfy

Pennsylvania

TM Turbo is good but disappointing

By their victory they will avenge his death ;_;7

INTRUDER!!!

VA tbqh

Sup cum?

>PuliGOD on

we have a chance, lads

Ha HA!

Now I know the capitals of Mexico!

Cuernavaca, Chetumal, Chilpancingo, Culiacan, Pachuca,

Mexicali, La Paz, Hermosillo, Villa Hermosa, Saltillo,

Morelia, Merida, Toluca, Xalapa, Tepic,

Guadalajara, Monterrey, Tuxtla Gutierrez, Ciudad Victoria, (Victoria de) Durango,

Aguascalientes, Queretaro, Guanajuato, Chihuahua, San Luis Potosi,

Oaxaca, Colima, Puebla, Tlaxcala, Campeche,

Zacatecas,

y

Distrito Federal, Ciudad de Mexico

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I haven't cum in 4 days
I'm not feeling too hot buds

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The sky.

it's not gay if it's a girl dick

Nah that's pretty normal, I've been alone plenty of times. As long as you're not autistic you'll be chatting with a group of people in no time. Especially if they're all drunk. Then just go for the girls in the group. Works every time 2bh. If they ask where your friends are, just say they went home early or something, although they usually don't

Rate your mosquito level

>over 9000 srs

Stop this

>going outside

EU was founded by a bunch of commies.

Between quite a bit and a whole lot

I bet living in LA sucks

>Nothing gay about wanting to slobber on some thick juicy cock

>Implying every board doesn't belong to Sup Forums

Did I just fuck this thread up?

give the boys your energy, lads

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I don't live in LA.

Anthony is that you

Don't tell me what to do Madonna you're old and wrinkly now

It's alright

Yee haw

Your flag says LA country

how would one fuck a gun

>freedom to travel
>50+ years on, still the most reliable highway system conceived

EU couldn't keep their shit borders open for more than a couple decades, in North America we're constantly improving on our freedom to travel. Aside from Trump we're making great progress, he's not a bad candidate aside from his idea that cutting off Mexico is somehow good for NA's economy.

LA county is a big place bud

Yes.

>go to university
>walk alone in campus
>listen a unknown sound
>look in front of me
>see this big bear

Hey guys what am I?

>SEND RAIN IMMEDIATELY
pls no
I'm pretty sure the water table is less than a foot below ground right now

A cuck

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here here
you obviously haven't clean a gun's barrel the right way, getting it all greased up and strippping it down really gets the mood right

Bigger than everything

water hoarders

I have a friend whose family runs a boy scout camp up in the mountains and there's two bears always digging through the garbage. They even named them and they respond to the names. He has to drive them off a few times a year because they're not afraid of people. Bears are pretty cool people.

Stupid

i'd imagine it's easier than fucking an anime character

Texas reporting in for duty

Where do you need me, sir?

Also i made a vocaroo for that one cuck

vocaroo
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A faggot

Mexican Alberta

No I'm Texas

As I said, Mexican Alberta

I just messed with Texas and they didn't even do anything to me.