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Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on Sup Forums thinking you just said some smart shit.

Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?

If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.

Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.

Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.

But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "funny", I guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking funny? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be funny. It's easy to be funny. You just don't have to say anything stupid.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I?

Strayas are literally better than canadians in every aspect. This makes canadians so butthurt they resort to imitating them in the ancient ways of bantz and funposting, but they fail, so they come across as dumb and unfunny posters.

Add in other factors like le weed man, a fucking leaf, not having a national identity, being overrun by immigrants, lack of international interest, horrible bantz and general try-hardness and you've got some of the pettiest posters in Sup Forums.

UK is the senile but based old man, USA is the normie, Straya is the lovable idiot, and Canada is the little bitter guy that, jealous of the love the idiot gets, tries to be cool too, but fails miserably and makes everyone hate him.

Canadians will never have an identity.

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Cana fucking Dah

The second biggest country in the world, next to a superpower, and yet... Nothing...

Beavers, mounties, and that's it, just a bunch of asians and even dumber pseudo americans freezing their balls off during winter.

A fucking leaf? A leaf? from a tree that isnt even native to Canada?

When an empty shithole like Alaska has a bigger identity than your country something really wrong is happening.

Congratulations Canada, not only you are the biggest non country in the entire world, but you are also terrible at shitposting, no one gets mad, no one thinks "that's cleaver", no one gets frustrated or finds it funny, everyone just thinks "that post has to be the most exciting thing that Canasian will EVER experience".

That's your life Canada, a post on Sup Forums is the peak of your entire leaf, i mean life.

SAD.

Canada is literally a fake country, created when Britain was forced to dump a few hardcore cucks (who formed the vast minority of American loyalists) somewhere after the Revolution. Canada has no real identity (DUDE PINEAPPLE PIZZA LMAO) outside of Quebec (which doesn't even want to be a part of Canada). "But that's not fair, Canada has culture!" you say. Very true. The flannel-clad lumberjack, trapping fur and making syrup is a well-known icon world-wide - a QUEBECOIS icon. The only thing close to iconic culture that (Anglo) "Canada" has are the Mounties, and those guys are just gay cowboy police who had to go settle the west because the "Canadians" were too cuckolded and scared to do it themselves. One of Canada's folk heroes is a cop who took away an American cowboy's guns when he tried to go find gold in the Yukon. Can you honestly think of anything more pathetic than that? Great Britain doesn't give a fuck about Canada. Just because you say "Zed" instead of "Zee" doesn't mean they care about you. And why would they? You threw away your British heritage for A FUCKING LEAF and what do you have to show for it? You're a bargain bin America, basically an oversized Vermont. Canada is blessed that they happen to live next to the single most benevolent and peaceful military superpower in Western History. Nobody else would let a pathetic joke like that exist right on their doorstep. And we don't even have to. With NAFTA and the gradual erosion of anything remotely uniquely "Canadian" you're grandchildren will be begging us for annexation. I just hope that my progeny have the good sense to reject it. I wouldn't want this great country bogged down by something as pathetic as """"""""Canada"""""""".

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Pasta master share your secrets with me!

>10 posters
>13 replies
there is an impressive lack of samefag, i love it.

oh, and eat shit leaf x7

la influencia proyectada por una cultura cuyo comportamiento no se puede describir de otra forma que no es como una "esponja" de valores y morales, costumbres y acuerdos sociales tacitos entre los miembros de la comunidad, uno podria 'dirigir' la influencia, que normalmente perdiria potencia a mayor distancia del foco principal de proyeccion, de la forma en que la cultura base considere mas beneficioso para la subsistencia de la misma

Come mierda, hoja

la ruptura del status quo aka circlejerk fue un proceso nacido a partir del mismo, basandose en el hecho que el estancamiento no es sustentable en un ambito donde hay humanos interactuando lo cual nos lleva al conficto y por ende al cambio y como conclusion a la evolucion del hilo y de su comunidad

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kill yourself fucking leaf

Canadá es literalmente un país falso, cuando Gran Bretaña fue forzado para volcar unos cucks hardcore (que formaron la inmensa minoría de americanos leales) en algún lugar después de la revolución. Canadá no tiene identidad real (tipo piña PIZZA LMAO) fuera de Quebec (que aún no quiere ser parte de Canadá). ¡ Pero eso no es justo, Canadá tiene cultura! que dices. Muy cierto. El leñador vestida de franela, atrapando la piel y hacer jarabe es un icono conocido por todo el mundo - un icono quebequense. Lo único cerca cultura icónica que "Canadá" (Anglo) son la montada, y esos tipos son policía vaquero gay sólo que tenía que ir a colocar el oeste ya que los "canadienses" eran demasiado Cornudo y miedo de hacerlo ellos mismos. Uno de los héroes populares de Canadá es un policía que llevaron armas de fuego de un cowboy americano cuando él intentó ir a buscar oro en el Yukon. ¿Puedes honestamente pensar en nada más patético que eso? Gran Bretaña no da una cogida sobre Canadá. Decir "Zed" en vez de "Zee" no significa que se preocupan por usted. ¿Y por qué lo harían? ¿Echaste a perder su patrimonio británico para una puta hoja y lo que tienes que mostrar? Eres un depósito de ganga América, básicamente un gran tamaño Vermont. Canadá está bendecido que suceden vivo al lado de la única superpotencia militar más benévola y pacífica en la historia occidental. Nadie permitiría que un chiste patético que existe justo en su puerta. Y ni siquiera tienen que. Con el TLCAN y la gradual erosión de cualquier cosa remotamente únicamente "canadiense" eres nietos va estar pidiendo nos anexión. Solo espero que mi descendencia tenga el buen sentido de rechazarla. No quiero que este gran país empantanado por algo tan patético como "" "Canada" "".

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>butthurt spics couldn't resist taking the bait

Every time.

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Terrible. You will never be Australia, just stop trying.

Do you even praise the sun, nigga?

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Mastermind

Iranians
Even with that they are semi-rare
Most of them use proxies or left iran just because it is a theocracy
Any way the reason is that LITERALLY all what they do is saying that iranians are white Europeans and that they are like christians

Cool flag m8:^)

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Why do people hate you, canadian bros?

HOLY SHIT their flag is so fucking goofy
Just LOOK at that dumbass sun