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/balt/

LA POLE ES MIA.

kuntul

Hijo de puta.

/LUSO/

More like /butt/

Water > Milk >>>>> tea/coffee desu

What bout soda

I want a girlfriend of asean country. How do I get a girlfriend of asean country?

Water > Milk >>>>> tea/coffee desu> | power gap | >soda

That's too american for us

susu?

Based /balt/.
Stole first post on /asean/, then gone to the oblivion.
EVERY SINGLE TIME.

SUSO

ayy lmao

>us

That pizza is probably bigger than me if I curled up

susu

Dumb kappa poster

>Drinking tea
Move on with the times pleb

where the fuck are they getting the shekels for their 20 times-a-day meals every fucking day? are murricans really paying for their welfare? holy shit

I'll probably be that fat if I was living in America.
Is Binge eating really a disease?

I enjoy stuffing myself wih 16 sileces of family pizza in 1 sitting.

Also ate 26 slices of family size pizza a decade ago when pizzahut offered an eat all you can for P120 pesos in front of my school.

Feels bad being 79kg

Sometimes, I feel bad for calling Flipbong a cuck. I never mean it in the serious manner.

cuck

cuck

cuck

damn man ;__;

cuck

MALAYSIA BOLEH

INDONESIA GAK BISA

HINDI PWEDE PILIPINAS

Every time I talk to Singaporeans irl, they are so Sup Forums minded and aware, they would always talk about a foreigner's cultute whether that person is the tourists, expatriates, or Singaporean citizens, they are the most engaging people to talk about Sup Forums related topics.

Yet when I do it in my home country nobody knows what the fuck am I discussing about. They don't know anything about the world and I am always the one needing to teach the crowd about Sup Forums subjects.

you must be fun at parties

Who /hidingfoodunderthebedforramadhan/ here

Did you know that the popiah didn't originate from indonesia?

You.

no need to learn about other countries when everyone steals your culture

You

Im calling the sharia police now

They can't catch me I'm behind 7 proxies

Dude didn't you get the memo? Everything came from indonesia, except terrorists. Terrorists came from malaysia

What if I said I made that memo

there's that indonesian youtuber who only posted shitty VLOG everyday and still get shit amount of views... fucking fucker

You should do that too and live off Youtube money

iho de puta

susu?

sisi

thats what you get for being a cuck. nobody appreciates you

nah, i prefer gaming channel, slow but surely raising to the top (right now as we speak, many indonesian kids watch indonesian-only gaming channel, dunno why, so i take that as a chance for my channel to grow)

i used to watch all these comedy/gaming channels but they all a fad anyway. now i only watch asmr vids ever since i can sleep at night.

>asmr
How is that not a fad?

looks like we've got the most intelligent person in indonesia posting itt, lads

it is a fad when you're watching one of those attention whoring types.
here is my personal favourite
youtube.com/watch?v=sB9I621ZRmc

a fad is a fad regardless of how you describe it user.

Holy shit. MotoGP is fun as fuck.

kek, maybe he is surrounded by poor people, that's why he can't talk about Sup Forums related stuff.

yummies cummies

Be white. But don't look like a latinoamericANO.

emang rata2 bocah sekarang kok jadi pada ngeyoutube yah? apa karena si pewdiepie goblok? anjir lah, gw udah telat ngeyoutube buat orang luar, apa gw mulai sekarang aja yah buat orang indo? banyak orang awam indo pada mulai ngeyoutube juga sih

>latinoamericANO
What does that even mean? Why do you capitalize the last three letters?

CAWFEE DRINKERS STILL BUTTHURT THAT THEIR THREAD GOT DELETED AND REPLACED BY BEST TWEA THREAD BTFO

cuck

>2012+3+1
>not drinking soft drinks
cucks am i rite

yeah i watch asmr too, they are relaxing.

coba aja, tapi kalau 20 - 30 video lu masih dikit sub/views nya, emang gitu, antara luck sama publikasi aja, terus jgn ngomong kasar, kan viewers lu bocah semua, jadi ngomong kaya "halo semua" terus nyapa orang jgn ngomong "lu" atau apalah, bilangnya "teman2" emang sih pas ngomongnya agak gk enak (kaya orang autis kek) tapi entar juga bakal terbiasa. Justru sekarang ini jaman2nya orang awam ngeyoutube (aka mereka bikin channel terus subscribe ke orang2)

I changed my mind flipcuck. May women cuck thou forever

I want to buy an action camera and started a travel vlog. Non of that typical one with background music but more talking and explaining about culture, place, food etc. In Malay ofc. Gotta target local audience.

>jadi ngomong kaya "halo semua"

njir cringe banget wkwkwk, gw sebenernya pengen bikin sketch gitu (kaya malesbangetcom) tapi gk ada crew euy

atas ane pedofil

i don't know about Malaysian local audience but good luck, right now gaming commentary is popular in Indonesia.

ya iyalah wkkwkwk, lu harus sopan ngomongnya, soalnya yang nonton lu anak2, kecuali lu emang bener2 lucky, lu bisa kaya si reza itu, jadi gk usah maen game steam dll main game jelek web-browser juga, orang pasti tonton channel lu, kalau gw sih pengen yang lebih "official" jadi bener2 main game original dari steam/psn. Model2 tara arts/MiawAug

What's your dream destination?

sounds comfy m8, 10/10 would watch

>wkwkwkwkwkw
Go back to facebook, please.

what is facebook? if you know facebook but i don't, does that mean YOU are the one who should go back to facebook?

I prefer to visit around asean, mostly Indonesia and Thailand. I'm planning on visiting each major islands in Indonesia first, tasting the food and documenting the cultures of different ethnic group. Even that would take quiet some times. Ah and I never even stepped foot on Sabah and Sarawak. I should do that too.

Kalo buat channel kyk on the spot gitu masih jaman ga sih?

misalnya kayak "7 orang paling ganteng di dunia" dll gitu. masih banyak yg nonton gak ya?

youtube.com/watch?v=K6uWHQE0vWw

harus clickbait man, liat tuh viewsnya najis bener $$$

mix it with traveling between destination using a cheap motorcycle instead of using car/plane/public transport/etc...

subscibed and liked

Harus punya facebook page dulu kalo kayak gitu biar senang orang share dan viral.

As someone who travels quite a lot I have a few tips I can give you:
-Know where the nearest embassy is
-Store a bit of cash somewhere other than your wallet
-Google translate is a godsend for places with languages you don't know
-Look presentable but don't be flashy if you don't want to mugged/scammed.

>Low effort, high profit

Fucking genius

you know im right, deep inside you know im right :3

Good idea. I'll put English subtitle below. I just can't speak good English and it'll sound cringey anyway. I feel bad for Indian Youtubers that make phone review and being ridiculed by 10 year old white kids because of their accent.

Sisi means regret

hmmm iya juga ya, harus clickbait dan n jago nge viralin videonya.

kalo komisi dari youtubenya tau ga dpt berapa ya?

exactly, gitu2 doang, bocah pada nonton, mangkanya wasted opportunity kalau gk bikin game channel sekarang, (appealnya bukan ke grown ups, tapi ke anak2 12-15 tahun)

TWEA IS FOR ________________ (FAGGOTS)

>But don't look like a latinoamericANO.

I look like a moor... Is this a problem? ;_;

Mindanout when?

darjeeling pls

Thanks for the tips. What's your favourite destination so far?

Are you sultan?

Yes im a sultan.

Moor sometimes looks GAR, but sometimes looks like a faggot.
I don't know which one is the true one.

Bunny>>>>cawfee>gweentea

Taste my piss.

katakanlah 10$ per 1000 view, jadi kalau 1 million views = 1000 dollars

1000 dollars = 13.410.000 rupiah

HOW INSANE IS THAT?

For scenery Jawa Indonesia, I especially like Bromo.

Japan for first-world asian country.

Greece for beautiful turqoise oceans.

Though not all trips were for holiday, some of it was business so I didn't get to explore as much.

I look very masculine, but I'm autistic

But first: adobochronicles.com/2016/06/25/philexit-yellow-celebrities-launch-petition-to-secede-from-the-philippines/

waduh, kaya bgt brarti itu para youtuber ya

rencananya pengin bikin channel kyk on the spot gitu, soalnya cuma ada laptop ga punya gaming pc ;_;

you're going to get a lot of pussies here in Jakarta

Doesn't matter since when we all get balkanized after digong

>federal republic of the philippines
>regionalism insures
>more hate between ethic groups
>each region have its own national guard
>digong finishes his term
>future president pacquiao want to remove federalism
>civil war