User, why are you talking shit about Iran?

>user, why are you talking shit about Iran?

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oy vey

I seriously doubt that he ran

how is he alive still

In that image he kinda looks like a leader in Civilization

He's a big guy.

for whom

Oh shit, I'm sorry

sorry for what

Because you have to pump your body full of synthol to look scary

how does one get that big on a diet of rice and halal food

You send your Islamic halal points to god and ask for sick gainz

nice

>str fags

say that again Iran
*spins spear*
you know what they say
*teleports behind you*
the bigger they are
*leaps gracefully like an oryx*
the harder they fall
*dice the giant into a thousand pieces*

He should have spent some points in DEX

He and his countrymen mostly lack INT and WIS

Arabs are on average more overweight than those living in US&A.

Probably because those in the USA have a higher level of education.

mfw libya is almost tied with USA in terms of obesity
FREEDOM :DDD

Because Iran is an oppressive, war-mongering regime that's starting an nuclear arms in a region that's seen too much conflict already. Would you rather I didn't stand up to evil, Fereshteh?

Been to Beirut years ago.

Roast lamb just keeps coming. Eat and eat and eat. Then be done. Walk for few meters. Stop at new restaurant. Order more lamb and kebabs and end it with more syrupy desserts.

>not posting shieky baby

FUCKING JABRONI

kek

>Height: 165 cm.

What do you think about americans

*it was a hologram*

Play me

dorud
can u palease point me in the direct of torks and arabs
merci dadash

vagoo flag.

>stand right in front of him
>he cant touch me because he cant even touch his belly button, his arms are too much apart from his body

kek, I bet I could stab him before he could do shit, he probably uses a system of ropes nad pulleys just to stand up from his bed when he wakes up

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This nigga look like a goron

but I have seen a massive guy get shanked once by an average looking guy..

massive guys would probably be better workers and would probably be better at throwing things as well, but I dont think they would also be better at fighting against the fencer looking types, they would just get stabbed

its movies and videogames that portray sword guys as massive, while in reality best sword people were all slim and tall while best archers were massive, and yet videogames nd movies keep portraying archers as girls.......
eh, whatever, all I am saying is I saw giant people getting shanked before

his proportions infuriate and intrigue me

fite me irl faggot I'm 187 and 95 kgs it wouldn't even feel if you were to stab me

Flash can beat anyone

checkmate strfags

They get fucked up if they are not trained or don't expect a fight. If a somewhat trained dude like this gets a firm grip on any part of you you are most probably dead.

.........I am 193 and I am average height and 97 kg, turkroach pls, you indian looking shits really are tiny, this is just embarrasing

>Head & Shoulders products.png

come.... if u dare

Damn, he got jacked

I want to sit on his shoulders.

Why would I talk shit about my good old neighbour?

wow
im 193
and 90 kg
and i kinda feel fat

what's the guy in your pics name

BILI

It's the proud Sarmatian, Albert Barbosowski.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarmatism

lmao not him but i'm 197 104kg id fucking bite your balls off and put them in your ear holes because they are so tiny

Cause you have vagina on your flag

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when you get to tired of moving to england, come home
youtube.com/watch?v=HpJvDQVX_Dc

That sounds like heaven... I just really like well cooked lamb

No. They call me.... the hulk

Nice synthol arms faggot.

I consider your post and consult the great poet Hafez. He writes:

Do you really believe your enemy will be faithful to you?
The candle the hermit lights goes out in the worldly church.
Make your soul strong then by feeding it the secret wine.
When we have turned to dust, this rotten world will press our dust into bricks.
My life is a black book. But don't rebuke me too much.
No person can ever read the words written on his own forehead.

So says Hafez. I hope you find peace in your life jooneh man

Alireza bachem, besta char sad tu nan mekhori. Az nan kho kam nesti, yak zareh dars ham bekhan

I'm 135 and 30 kilos I'll stab all y'all

tanz nadori dar afghanistan?

>arabs
Croatian education everyone

>responding to ancient posts
i pray for you

kek

>he uses a dex build
>he uses weeab katanas or over-compensating spears
>he doesn't wear full havel or catarina and use the basscannon
>he doesn't fashion souls

Isn't he in ISIS?

>He plays Dork Souls
Lmao loser

wtf did u said???

friendship with israel terminated
now my best friend is lebanon

baka takfiris hacking me.....

You ain't fooling no one

he's legit strong and clearly doesn't use synthol

how tall is he?

hmph.... israeli intelligence...... i guess it's no that good... but ur right about 1 think kid...i do have dark side

1,60

tell me more

You can compare him to a can of red bull here:

What do you estimate? He looks like a monster with all this mass, kinda irritates my judgement

He looks around 180-188. not freakish but enough to be imposing. His weight is down as 155kg

Not sure, though his hands are smaller than mine and I'm six five. He's tall, but not omg 7 foot or anything. I'd guess around six two.

Highly likely to be steroided, in my professional opinion.
Juiced up to hell

If I seem a little strange
That's because I am
But I know that you would like me
If only you could see me
If only you could meet me
Oh, I don't have much in my life
But take it - it's yours

WHEN I WAS A LAD I ATE 4 DOZEN KEBAB
EVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GET LARGE
AND NOW THAT I'M GROWN I EAT 5 DOZEN KEBAB
SO I'M ROUGHLY THE SIZE OF A BARGE

look at him israeli.... american intelligence.... vary good
eat your kabob bachehah

What's wrong with that? Cunts are good, cunts are life.

I'm 190 84 kg and I'd be ashamed to take off my t-shirt on the beach right now.

You are

He looks fun and friendly. 10/10 would be friends with.

:)

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203 122 we should all strike an intimidating pose.

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Yes

Damn you Turks are hella old. You sure you Geezers can still fight at that age?

This desu

Since I'm basically half his size I'd end up wanting to be his little boytoy fuckhole since his aura of male dominance completely overpowers mine but still, I'd enjoy our time together as friends

>talking shit about iran

Do you mean India?

About who?

Because the synthol has not reach heart or brain yet.

Also that guy looks like a total manlet.
>his body compared to a DVD case
>his body compared to a red bull can
>his "huge" fist compared to that of a skinny fag

Common, that dude is maybe 1,65m.

you on the right kid

This guy is an Arab. No srsrly he's Arab-Iranian.

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Bushehr is GREEK retard
besides he calls himself Persian Hercules (good)
his irani gheyrat >>>>> ur whole life kid

How did he get like this?
t. Haven't read the thread yet

I would never talk shit about Iran. They name things after Bobby Sands and I hope they nuke Israel.