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How i can get a polish gf?

What is your favourite anime?

Why is your country such a shit hole?

How did those people got their leopard skins?

Why are Poles so mad all the time?

Poland was rich as fuck at that time.

Why were szlachta outfits and hairstyles so JUST?

come here act cool show euros and any polish girl will spread legs before you
evangelion
didn't participate in colonialism, not located at the major trade routes, communism
bought them
idk they were trying hard to differentiate themselves from both Western and Eastern nobles
not really

Are you anti-German?

>didn't participate in colonialism
Neither did the scandis, neither did Germany (we kinda did it a little bit, but lost more money on it than we gained because the good parts of the world were already taken)

> not located at the major trade routes
That's because you slavs never produced much of value so none were established, but since you're right next to Danzig, Lübeck and all the other big trade routes that's not an excuse either

>communism
The east was always poor as shit

delet this, you attention whore

>didn't participate in colonialism, not located at the major trade routes, communism
Peru has a lot of Polish population.

Yeah, there is only one solution for Germ scum.

yes
case in point

Do you like us?

Why don't you kill yourself

>facts cause hatred in poland
Silly

yes
case in point because we like turkey

>poland proving that it consists of subhumans once again
I don't know why I expect anything else anymore

How i can get a polish gf? I a nigger.

We will take over germany

>I a nigger.
>Spain
redundant

That's just emigration, not colonialism. We haven't had any colonies back when they were all the craze.
inb4 someone goes muh Tobago

Please tell me the best way to get to bialowieza forest from Warszawa glowny except by car.

By a motorized vehicle

Outside Slovak/Czech/Sorbian, which is the Slavic language you can understand without actually know the language?

where to get working polish sabre for cheap?

Yea, you can try and shoot one of our radio towers for example :^)

Good idea. It's always good to learn from masters :^)

expect spanish inquisition
case in point

Why doesn't a manual for Polish Sabre exist?
Also.
Where is nice outside of Warsaw to live?
We have citizenship now and I'd like to live for a year or two in your nation.

e-podroznik.pl, check there for a route from Warszawa to Białowieża.
Also this: bpn.com.pl/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=643&Itemid=287&lang=en

nein, ich liebe Deutschland ; )
>Neither did the scandis, neither did Germany
they actually did a bit but nevermind it doesnt really matter, Scandis live at the sea and have a low population also their economic policies were heavily succesful
>neither did Germany
you have industrialized your country during the industrial revolution, you even surpassed britain

we couldnt really do anything at the time as we didn't exist as an independent country

anyway, Germans in fact were quite poor before about 1850(you can check some data if you don't believe), Anglos were laughing at you
>That's because you slavs never produced much of value so none were established
no it's because we are between low populated Scandinavia and Russia and fucking steppes to the East
>but since you're right next to Danzig, Lübeck and all the other big trade routes that's not an excuse either
You clearly don't get what the "major trade routes" are, let me explain, Danzig is fucking nothing and entire Baltic Sea is completely irrelevant, it was never important

And most of the time we didn't even really control Danzig and we never were a seafaring nation as most of our core territories are far from any sea
>The east was always poor as shit
You are clearly retarded and believe in MUH EASTERN EUROPEANS ARE SUBHUMANS XDDXDX memes. Yes we were poor but if not for communism we would be much better off now. We were comparable to Southern Europe before WW2.

Also as I said, Germany used to be poor aswell.
no
it's immigration
yeah we do like America a lot
why would I ?
just come here, go to party, meet some chicks and fuck them

pls answer

are there online shops in poland that sell reasonably prices polish sabres

I can't really understand any Slavic language at all besides few words and sentences. Slavic languages aren't intelligible.
>Where is nice outside of Warsaw to live?
Gdańsk, Gdynia, Wrocław, Poznań.

Ukrainian. It has a lot of lexical similarity.
Anything beyond that and the three you mentioned is just guesswork, definitely not similar enough to hold a conversation.

lol lad sorry but I'm totally not into sabres I have no fucking idea and I don't want to recommend some random site

>nein, ich liebe Deutschland ; )
it's a trap!

Because if such a thing existed it would be destroyed by germans/russians. Those are the same people that melted all the polish crown held in the royal treasury just to how much they hate us. Even during wwII Nazis had a list of what polish works of art or historical monuments that must be completely destroyed, that's how much they hated our culture.

Sorry I cannot drive on right
Dzieki
I've used that site but Idk latter one, ill check it.

What's your political views?
What's your religious views?
What level of education do you have?

nippon-san the best san

>their economic policies were heavily succesful
Unlike yours?
>Germans in fact were quite poor before about 1850(you can check some data if you don't believe)
You think the fact that we were split up in dozens of little, feuding states had anything to do with it? Plus, you're a fucking idiot if you think all German states were poor, some were quite rich, others were mediocre and yet others were poor faggots.

>no it's because we are between low populated Scandinavia and Russia and fucking steppes to the East
That's not an excuse for not producing anything, especially with Germany next and several of the biggest trading centres very close to you

>You clearly don't get what the "major trade routes" are, let me explain, Danzig is fucking nothing
Wow you're uneducated as fuck
Plus, during hanseatic times nearly all international trade of europe went through Lübeck, so you'd still be talking bullshit even if Danzig wouldn't have been a huge trading centre later

> entire Baltic Sea is completely irrelevant,
Would have probably been more relevant if you lads would have known how to be productive

>And most of the time we didn't even really control Danzig
You were still really close to it so that doesn't matter too much, you had the chance to partake in trade, you just produced nothing of value and had leaders who never gave a fuck

>You are clearly retarded and believe in MUH EASTERN EUROPEANS ARE SUBHUMANS XDDXDX memes
Nah, the east was poor during the middle ages, during the age of industrialization and from what I've read even in ancient times there was fuck-all to get there

> Yes we were poor but if not for communism we would be much better off now.
You were poor as fuck before communism already.

>Germany used to be poor aswell.
There was no Germany you genius just German states with widely different economies

What is the general view of the Irish in Poland?
When I was there everyone was nice, might be due to polish gf speaking Polish.

>Gdańsk, Gdynia, Wrocław, Poznań.
Thanks m8.
I think I saw those place in a Mount & Blade: Warband Mod once.
Looked cosy.
Ask over here

Libertarian-meme
On one hand I'd ban it all on other see above
Master's degree

>Why doesn't a manual for Polish Sabre exist?
Because we never had any proper fencing school culture like in the west. Nobles learned the sabre from their fathers, who learned from their grandfathers. Hence, no manuals were ever written. Any Polish sabre HEMA stuff is just reconstructed from various memoirs and such. Half of it probably wrong.
>Where is nice outside of Warsaw to live?
Poznań, Gdańsk and the rest of the tricity, Wrocław, all are nice. Łódź is a shithole, Katowice is butt ugly and Kraków, why nice in theory, is horribly polluted.

>What's your political views?
leftist, pro LGBT, pro EU, socialism etc
>What's your religious views?
agnostic
>What level of education do you have?
high school

>What's your political views?
right wing with a dose of left-wing (almost centric)
this is a taboo, because polish people believe that they are right-wing, while actually we still have some communist leftovers in our mentality

>What's your religious views?
catholic? it's called "catholic" by papers, but not by actual faith. we are very conformist when it comes to beliefs. we are catholics, but we don't really practice any type of faith

>What level of education do you have?
very high, I should say, to the point that a lot of people chose Poland as a country to study. as a matter of fact I know an american from missouri who is studying here. I asked him why "Poland" and he couldn't answer that

>1. what do poland people think of indians
>2. can i get poland gf as an indian

tl;dr

jesus, why do you even bother writing such a wall of text? do you try to prove something?

Dumb attention whoring threads like this should be bannable

>ask X anything guyz I'm so special

really you fuckstain do you have 4 arms, do you have wings? No? Then fuck off you're just like any other cunt in this mudball of a planet my question is

why wont you just kill yourself?

Irisih = Poles
i'm not even kidding. we are very similar
history, and mentality, as well as drinking

Netherlands, small country with a huge Death Metal scene.

seconded. do this world a favor and report this thread.

Yes fuck you.

>jesus, why do you even bother writing such a wall of text? do you try to prove something?
Think.

I hate that faggot as well
stop responding seriously to idiots, for real

Santa waifu or bunny waifu?

From foregin merchants just like everyone else.

>Dumb attention whoring threads like this should be bannable
Actually AMA's are technically against the rules I think

Well I live in Tasmania, so I kinda have this weird need to be near the sea or I feel trapped.

Sounds like Gdansk could be the way!

>Fencing culture
I have a theory that it's more Eastern then Western desu

>not really
but it was you retard

Bunny waifu all the year

>merchants
you know, you can say "jews" here.

be a nazi and report this thread. I already did it.

Lmao you're taking a side of someone who clearly considers you subhuman which ironically proves his point.

I've been to Poland in winter, so I plan on going in summer and in summer, bialowieza forest and gdansk look good choice.
I must study polish harder.

I consider Germans sub-humans as well. But people like you, should be aborted before birth.
There is nothing worse than a whore like you phishing for (you)s

Not explicitly. They do fall under GR6 though if you ask me.

no fuck you, fag

You're always welcome here

> indians
You mean indians native americans?
Like apache?
Or this indians from this country at south from Tibet with bollywood?
I never saw both of this indians in poland.

Take some coat, so you will not have a cool, or cough.

>Unlike yours?
our economic policies were enforced by Russia and were called "communism"
>You think the fact that we were split up in dozens of little, feuding states had anything to do with it?
I don't care about it dude I'm just saying Germany used to be poor, that's a fact

btw you were quite poor even before all that feudalism shit, in 1000 Byzantine Empire was like 2x richer than HRE
>That's not an excuse for not producing anything
we were producing wheat
>especially with Germany next
what was Germany even producing?
>and several of the biggest trading centres very close to you
like what centres lol, we have literally have no big trading centres in proximity

anyway are you talking about history or present times ?
>Wow you're uneducated as fuck
>Plus, during hanseatic times nearly all international trade of europe went through Lübeck, so you'd still be talking bullshit even if Danzig wouldn't have been a huge trading centre later
Dude all Hansa was piss poor compared to the Mediterranean. And what do we have to do with Lubeck why do you keep talking about it?
>Would have probably been more relevant if you lads would have known how to be productive
Yeah maybe and? You don't get it still, Baltic Sea will never be a major trading route, Sweden is productive but still irrelevant. There is not enough population here and all the sea is not really that much geopolitically relevant and never will be. It's better to be located at Mediterranean.
>You were still really close to it so that doesn't matter too much, you had the chance to partake in trade, you just produced nothing of value and had leaders who never gave a fuck
We did partake lol. We were selling all our wheat through Gdańsk. And?
>Nah, the east was poor during the middle ages
Nope. All the Europe in the Middle Ages was comparable except for rich Italy, Flanders and Byzantium.
>You were poor as fuck before communism already.
And we would be richer if not for it.

Are you anti-American

>There was no Germany you genius just German states with widely different economies
So should have centralized earlier lmao. Doesn't matter, Germany was poor before 1850, that's a fact.

is poland any slavic? would you see adidas tracksuit squatting gopniks? is there kompot?

Same here
It's a crime that we don't know each other better.
We have very similar historical experiences

wew

For real? Is it cold even in summer?

Poland Bro,
Should I go to bed
AND
Would you ever visit Tasmania?

just kill yourself. you are a disgrace

depends. is being anti-semitic considered anti-american?

generally favorable I think

Oh don't worry about that. If things keep going the way they are, I'm sure my kid will be half pole.

nope it wasn't rich at all

Poland wasn't rich at any point of history.

indians from india

I'm sure you don't really know what beautiful kompot is

nah. I was kidding.
actually, the climate changed in the last 10 years.
it used to be rainy here and cloudy, but nowadays we can barely breathe in summer. the air is very stuffy, so you should actually take some sun-bathe lotion

i am sure i don't, having never had it.
trips czech'd

The thing is, we tend to assimilate, so your kid will probably be irish with some polish ancestry. It's more probable that your kid will be curious about this strange land called "Poland".

Why all the interest in Polan, Nippon-kun?
I wish reporting was actually worth the effort on Sup Forums. You just fill out a dozen captchas and nothing ever happens. Even when it's blatant shit like porn and /r9k/ junk.

youtube.com/watch?v=A-uy4UpjCEg

there is a polish sabre school in warsaw
kikebook sztukakrzyzowa

>You just fill out a dozen captchas
SIGH

1.press 'home'
2.under /fit. there is 'settings'
3.check legacy captcha
4.save

you're welcome

Well my gf is way too proud to be Polish. Would make sure that any child of ours is bilingual. Although her brother has the opposite ideal "Polish is useless outside of Poland".

t. i don't know history of my own country

Never saw any in poland, so I don't know what to think. I know India only from youtube and Sup Forums memes.
youtube.com/watch?v=kkNEmKTuLnA
youtube.com/watch?v=7yBnl_krN_U

i would like to bump my question

Why Poland are so anti-russian? I mean not anti-Russia, but generally you're hate Russians as a nation. Why, Polan, why? I'm nicest person you will never meet, but Poles hated me then I was in Warsaw.

Because obviously legacy captcha is not a captcha anymore
Nigga I'd go insane if I didn't already have it on. Selecting pancakes for moot every fucking time you post is a good way to end up in a mental asylum.

>our economic policies were enforced by Russia and were called "communism"
You realize that there was a time before that, right? Because you keep on acting like you do not.

>I don't care about it dude I'm just saying Germany used to be poor, that's a fact
No, that just means you're poorly educated.

>btw you were quite poor even before all that feudalism shit, in 1000 Byzantine Empire was like 2x richer than HRE
The HRE was never united and also had many independent states with independent economies, some succesful, some not, it was a loose coalition of states and not a united empire
Holy fuck why are leftists always so fucking uneducated in regards to history and economics

>we were producing wheat
Which was a really smart choice, considering that only you could make it in such great amounts and quality
Oh wait...

>what was Germany even producing?
Arms, armour, everything with steel back then already, ships in the north, etc.
Google Solingen

>like what centres lol, we have literally have no big trading centres in proximity
LÜBECK
DANZIG
MALMÖ
To name just a few
Also, if you really think Lübeck wasn't a huge trading center, you're a fucking retard as it was the biggest one in the entirety of europe by far until the rennaissance when venice started to contest it

>anyway are you talking about history or present times ?
Both you illiterate faggot, learn to read

>Dude all Hansa was piss poor compared to the Mediterranean.
The mediterranean rennaissance happened later you goddamn idiot, jesus christ you really know nothing, do you?

>And what do we have to do with Lubeck why do you keep talking about it?
The fact that you don't even know the city pretty much disqualifies you from the discussion already, that's like talking about the cold war and not knowing what the USSR was, educate yourself, retard

>Yeah maybe and?
So don't blame the "lack" of trading routes on your lack of success when you're the cause for it.

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Well, yeah. This is basically our mentality. But the negative mentality is much more prevailing. It's ironic, because from what I observed, the kids tend to be more interested in their roots. But as proud as she might be, you can be sure that your kids will be a very proud Irishmen.