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Satire edition

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korean pop

works at: fulltime sick bitch

Making friends

making an arrangement

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Cara 2bh lads

Have to go back to go back down the country for work until friday lads

Having alterations

he believes he's making friends

i am playing him.

WUNSEN

not this 2bh

maisie

lad who used his uncle to get an Irish passport.

How much did it cost and how much effort was it?

Do I just send a photocopy of the certificates along with some photos and get it?

Crunching the numbers

This is even saltier than the original petition, which got started by some brexiter in the first place

sophie

preemptively swiping left

face girls make when about to receive a load on their face: the face

why is all the hate england gets from home countries (including ROI) so one-sided

also why are many people who hate britain for wanting out of EU supporting SNP in the same breath, the scottish government literally calls itself nationalist yet england are always the ones accused of nationalism etc

Having a nap

dint no she had boobies

confronting my failures

where are these windowless buses. stupid spastic

breathing in

Kekking hell

Antifa marching in London against brexit shouting "Tories out, migrants in"

youtube.com/watch?v=mbazd5XBItk&t=0m51s

bremain getting btfo on bbc

Updating my Facebook status

keep us posted

*wanks*

outward looking civic nationalism desu

>be nationalist
>wanting to staying in the eu
pick one

i like it when girls put down their height on tinder like yeah mate alright you're 5'10? yeah sick one i'm 6'1 and 80kg who the fuck do you think's gonna win in a fight? don't put that shit in their if you're not ready to throw down

ark up silly bitch meet me 1 up

breathing out

>she's a Pacific Ocean away

Because you constantly look down on us

some of you scuttlebugs are alright
don't go to big boo's haunt tomorrow

not breathing

Still can't believe we're leaving lads I've wanted this for 10 years can't believe it

have you ever tried to kill yourself by holding your breath?

yank measurements are starting to get absurd

>and now Ireland can """""""""charge"""""""""" forward

>Rematch for Hastings
I want this as well, but it must be fought with historically accurate arms.

SCOWLING

yoohoo

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>see this on twitter
>save it to post here
>it's the fucking OP
Oh dear
>cuntinentals

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-36633244

>Nicola Sturgeon says MSPs at Holyrood could veto Brexit


Fuck me hope the salty scots don't do it

how do quartz crystals work?
seems like magic to me

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WAH
WOOHOO
YAHOO

>Cameron has effectively snookered the Brexit camp: they may have won the referendum, but they cannot use the mandate they have been given because if they do so they will be seen to be knowingly condemning the UK to recession, breakup and years of pain.

Some of you are alright. Don't go to Scotland tomorrow

miliband and cameron will go down in history are a the wankiest politicians who ruined their parties.

thanks to miliband labour is destined to only appoint unelectable losers as leader

and thanks to cameron the new leader has to deal with all this fallout

the future is UKIP/SNP

Does anyone else feel like we entered an alternative universe and we're currently living in the Second Timeline after the referendum?

Hahaha this is what the leader of the Hong Kong independence movement looks like

youtube.com/watch?v=0NA_Nq7oZZU

oh so you have a photo of yourself at the gym in your tinder profile? what are you benching? the bar? would fucking hammer you if it ever came to throwing punches. dont run your mouth if you cant cop the result.

translation: its ok when scotland does it

this is literally imaginary bullshit, keep telling yourself that to justify your hate. I have never had any ill will towards irish or scots and neither has anyone I have ever met, but you see the opposite in buckets.

feeling incredibly smug
don't think the smugness is ever going to wear off

Haha love it

I remember when you were 6! How is uni
All the best love Bev and Phil xxxx

they can't

3,2,1

Read this, it's amazing and basically shows how he has just ruined Boris Johnson's career in one speech.

So?

lets go

cost around £90
quite a lot of effort obtaining the original certs because my uncle had to go to the records department in his city to get them, send them to me then i had to send them with my application.
you have to send the original documents

it's okay when it's a small powerless country that does it.
scotland couldn't kill 6 million of any race since 6 million is more than exist in scotland.

bit gay

Ahh yes I should believe some random cunt on Sup Forums over the first minister

don't look for logic where there is none

every set of twins i've ever met have been ginger

is that a thing? are twins just ginger most of the time?

Everybody say bye bye to ireland

Bye bye Ireland!!

>some random plebs opinion

Umm, no?

howling at that last sequence

>Dan Hannan -one of the leaders of the Brexit campaign- says free movement of labour will continue after Brexit
>this despite months of "take back control of our borders", "immigrants are depressing wages", "we need to build a new city every year at this current rate", "there's not enough school places, homes, GP appointments" etc.
>It suddenly dawns on the cucks of Sup Forums who shill for the Conservative party that leaving the EU was just about removing worker protections to create a race to the bottom
>this allows big business to rake in even more money
>British people are now worse off than they were before inside the EU
>They have to compete with unlimited quantities of immigrants with zero EU protections
Absolutely howling

twitter.com/diponte/status/746477214871465984

Ah, I see the Remain side has moved on to the Denial stage.

>cornwilly will be plunged further into poverty by the brexit
Part of the reason why I voted leave desu

nah it's Ling

apart from all those things they are saying will happen are wrong

*cutaway gag*
*met some twins that aren't ginger*
me: WHAT? BUT YOU'RE NOT GINGER?
them: we're not twins we're just asian

completely made up. fuck off.

Lmao the town featured in benefits by the sea had the largest proportion of leave votes.

Really makes you think huh?

>rematch for Hastings
would love to see the current princes try anything like that

A sure way to get people who voted out on your side.

>let me suggest to you, sir, that the winner is in fact the loser

Bye bye England!

nah

nah, never met ginger twins

know two pairs of absolute peng tings though

*exposes bosom*

All of that is fantasia

you're a brit in canada yeah?

Cheers lad.

Were you a grandparent or parent descendant?

Do you get them sent back I'm guessing?

I know m8, it's great But probably good for Theresa May.

WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WAHOO

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h-haha
*pulls at collar*

Aw nice try hunnie xx

Tell the kids I say hi

Brexit will happen, but it hits a key point, nobody who takes the leadership is going to wnat to trigger Article 50 and start the spiral to exit that will cause so much shit. It will be a case of 'we're not quite ready yet' for years.

Think my life can only get better from here but I've been wrong before