Why are italians so autistic ?

why are italians so autistic ?

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>basing your thoughts on tumblr-tier bloggers

>I was kind of getting tired of drinking all these espressos without sugar to be polite so I just told the waitress what I really wanted: a cappuccino.

>WOW! What a way to get attention!

>Everyone at the table stopped talking and looked at me with bewilderment like I just ordered a human foot! My husband’s friend dropped his utensils and shook his head at me saying: “You can’t do that. (Italian clicking noise). You can’t do that.”

A U T I S M

MAXIMUMS

>drinking all these espressos without sugar to be polite
What?
>Everyone at the table stopped talking and looked at me with bewilderment like I just ordered a human foot
Things that never happened
>(Italian clicking noise)
*smack lips*

>be at the bar chilling with the pischelli
>american landwhale comes in
>Shouts something about a capcine
>waiter doesn't understand
>spergs out worse than mussilini if you tell him mar mediterraneo is an ocean
>starts shouting about freedom and wanting something nobody understands
>everybody staring at the autist
>finally leaves in tears

desu if you order a cappuccino past 10 am you need to go back

>(Italian clicking noise)
HOL UP

>work night shift in Italy
>wake up at 9 PM
>can't order coffee anywhere

>(Italian clicking noise)

inb4

>work
>Italy

>dinner with my sister's husband's family in Naples
>old lady asks whether we have TVs in Poland
>mfw

>cucked my a Neapolitan man

hohnhohnhohnhohnhohn

le baguette

Then I came out as a gender fluid subaru impreza kin and my husband as a cuckold and everybody clapped and gave me money for their cis-oppression.

>Italians this triggered by the act of drinking milk

Confirmed for not white

Nonsense

>try to order a bit of surf and turf
>italian loses his shit che schifo che schifo
>o ok I'll just order some fish pasta..pass the cheese please Pepe
>he spits on me and leaves the table
>c-can I have a cappuccino then?
>arrested put in jail without a trial only released 5 years later

Life is hard in Italy bros

If you think that's bad, you should see how anal French people get when you ask for ice cubes in your wine.

Lol I've witnessed that in Italy ..tbf it triggers me as well

Why are Italians so autistic about Italian food? Why can't I put mayo and corn on pizza?

I wonder how they react when ask for half water, half wine.

things that neve rhappened

>denial

Come on man maybe not eating fish and meat together is more of a personal preference but having cheese on a fish based pasta dish? You trying to deny that doesn't cause serious stress levels? And cappuccino any time other than the morning is also a well known and well observed trigger.

>(Italian clicking noise)
somebody explain

When Italians are afraid, they clack their mandibles together and scuttle backwards to the corner of the ceiling.

>world leader

Nice meme map, but the fact that your entire nation thinks eating milk at night intereferes with your digestion while Northern Europeans drink warm milk to help them sleep says it all

Warm milk is for pussies, ice cold is where it's at

I'd trust Italians over any northern european barbarians in regards to food and drink.

t. Alberto Barbositto

u wot m8

why are italians and frenchmen so autistic about food

spaniards are much more relaxed

t. Nikita Chojnacki

nikita's a russian name

Poland was cucked by the Russians

No man, but we drink cappuccino for breakfast, anyway nobody will say a thing if you want to have it in the evening expecially if you are not italian.

kamelasa

>order macaroni and cheese in an italian restaurant
>italians call me a classless piece of shit to their friends in italian

>macaroni and cheese
>in a restaurant
why

Because he is a classless piece of shit.

>go into italian restaurant
>ask for hawaiian pizza
>"che?"
>pizza with pineapple and ham
>"we no do that here"

FUCK YOU

have you ever seen a genuine Italian pizza? this shit is shameful

lol they do say stuff about it

I put Parmesan on seafood and legit had the entire village gunning for me

Kek. Don't worry guys we don't think you are stupid or pieces of shit, but you must admit that anglos "can't into food".

>asking for a specific type of pasta with an unspecified cheese

How did Mac and cheese become a thing in N America

Problem Italians have with English food is, Italians are fucking cheap.

>fly over on ryanair
>sleep in a hostel
>budget about £5 for food for the entire trip so eat in shit places
>HURR THIS FOOD IS SHIT

I've taken to food hating Italians to decent restaurants and they've understood English food is actually good if you don't try and eat in McDonalds or Wetherspoons

Yes they could say that we don't have it after breakfast, because it's an unwritten rule, like standing on the right side of escalators, but nobody would react like the blogger said and oc you can have it.

I hear they eat burgers and pizzas with forks so as far as I'm concerned it goes without saying they're objectively wrong about culinary subjects tbqhwyf.

I've seen a guy ask for a cappuccino after dinner, the waitress just said no and finally bought a normal cafe

It's pasta in a cheese roux and sometimes baked in a dish

It's delicious is why it became a thing here

>Pineapple on a Pizza.

My Italian grandpa goes nuts every time someone mentions it.

I just bought a Brigadeiro pizza last night, any one want to see pictures of it?

Okay.

You can have coffee at night, but a cappuccino is something you have with breakfast.

So good

I've been in england for 4 weeks, 2 weeks on my own and 2 weeks with an english family:
With family we used to have alway the same things, boiled vegetables and roastbeef with gravy, it was ok I think but sure it was not good, for lunch Their mother used to make me some sandwiches, 2 or 3 candybars and a little apple because I has school and everything was digusting or tasteless.
When I was on my own I tried fish and chips and they were overfried and gave me a terrible stomach ache, I tried you sausages and they were meh, I tried the british breakfast and beans and tomatoes were tasteless, I had some meals at local pubs and they were nothing special mostly hamburgers and fries. Your ham seems to be made with very low quality meat. I can only say that your cakes are delicious, expecially the butter biscuits that you have with tea.
Overall your food is ok but rarely can be considered 10/10

eww !! Is that a dessert or a meal?

>americans creating drama out of nothing
nothing new under the sun

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>putting cheese on a fish based meal
Why? it totally contrasts with the flavour and makes the dish worse.

It can be even my breakfast

Well she should be fired tbqh, the custumer is always right.

What kind of fucking pleb put ice cubes in wine

ohh I understand it now
teenagers do that
oh o.O

>ice cubes in wine

Literally who does this

>What kind of fucking pleb put ice cubes in wine
Fucking see, it triggers the shit out of them. They always act like I've just asked for human eyeballs to be plopped in my wine.

>order pepperoni in tourist center of Rome
>they give me a pepper pizza

they probably do that 200 times a day. Italians are so petty

>asked for human eyeballs

That would have been better actually

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I do this and my family is italian, so I guess I'm ok with it

Sorry for mistakes I'm not used to write so much with my phone.

>go to italy
>go to small cafes and order drinks with no consideration for the time of the day
>nobody cares, probably happy for the patronage

>actually want pepper pizza
>ask for pepperoni pizza
>they call me a stupid and give me some meat pizza

???

It's called 'diavola' here.

What you call pepperoni pizza here is called pizza con salame piccante, pepperoni means nothing in italian while peperoni means peppers.

>go to sunday dinner with nona
>after the good nice talharim with pesto ask for a capuccino
>nona is happy I even repeat my dinner and gave me a capuccino
>she is pretty happy and ask me if I want some dessert
>'yes, why not'
>palha italiana it is

good day

>orders pepper on his pizza
>gets mad when he gets pepper on his pizza

You know the word Salami right?

good lad

t. Gianluigi Pestopastaccini

why do italians care If I put parmesan on my seafood? It's fucking pasta and shrimp and the waiter told me I was disturbing the other guests.

you don't put cheese on seafood you stupid ape

Italians are great posters tbqh

Contrasting flavours reduce the taste of the dish.

I would just like to say that italians do have a strange attachment to food rules. They actually feel like you need to eat a certain way, it's probably the only thing their culture is elitary in. I am not sure, but they probably think their food culture is worth something and isn't just how people liked and like stuff.
>tfw consuning wine out of the fridge
>tfw putting chips and ketchup on my pizza
>tfw drowning pasta and tuna with parmesan
>tfw putting ketchup on my pasta
After experimenting a lot the best thing remain their tears

as long as you do that shit within your home's walls it's fine

it's like being a faggot really. Wanna experiment? Sure. Just have the decency to not flash your hawaii pizza around

tbf people who put ketchup on their pasta should be rounded up and gassed right along wth the """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""people""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" who don't refrigerate ketchup.

>ketchup on pasta

O boy how are you still alive?!

To be honest people insulting you for using ketchup are just trying to save you from yourself

>putting your ketchup in the fridge

>tfw drowning pasta and tuna with parmesan
What, are we not supposed to do this?

Seriously what is the clicking noise?

>he doesn't put his ketchup in the fridge

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK you probably don't even recognise Heinz as the god tier ketchup do you?

DONT PUT PARMESAN ON FISH FUCKING FAGGOTS
I put ketchup in the fridge but at least I know it's wrong
scroll up the thread stupid nigger the answer was posted already

this you twat

You're supposed to put ketchup in the fridge. Only literal retards and people who like the taste of rot don't.

What is the logic behind not putting parmesan with fish?

We eat a lot of fish here and sometimes parmesan ends up going there

you have no confidence

plx no bully