Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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First for franco-japanese animation

Second for Sweden

third for give me a job

No Anglo allowed edition

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Rei is eternal best girl edition

Alright, lad?

hush child

je suis sans famille et je m'appelle rémi

je le poot

my dick

Et je me ballade dans la vie !

How he's doing?

He is doing well!
He is very excited for Thursday.

>very excited for Thursday.
Care to explain?

He will enter a female on Thursday
I'm very happy for him

Do you work nights?

That's nice.
Sounds like you guys have a pretty keen relationship.
Please remember me to him.

r……r…rrrぃぃいいああぁああぁぁああああぁああ
リアアアアアアアアアジュウウウうううううう!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>work
Good one

I'll say hello to him from you

リア充はいい人だけど…

うむ、朝から元気があってよろしい。

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誰だよてめえ
ここはリア充禁止エリアなんだぞこんクソが、ああ?
ちゃんと塩撒きみてんのか、ああん?

Igi ari!!!!

この速さなら言える

はリア充

>塩撒きみてんのか
塩を無駄にするな!!
その塩で多くの命を救えるんだぞ!!
塩を大量にまいて無駄にするなんて、お前はリア充じゃないか!!!

>その塩で多くの命を救えるんだぞ
どういうこと?

ていうか、なんでそんなに仕事が無いんだ
バンクーバーが日本より不景気ってことはないだろ?

>どういうこと?
そのまんま。
塩は大事だよって事

サッカーを見ている。アルゼンチンは勝ちに行く。

自分の意思で彼女を作らず非リアに甘んじてるんだろうに

Oh look Nozomi Sasaki

でも塩は命をどう救えるの?

ハロワ(職安?)に行こうともしないで仕事がないと言っている

I had my first time on year ago and since then I have lost any interest in actually trying to get laid.
I fantasise about it, but THEN I get flashbacks about how much I was bullied in the past for trying to be social.
Everything else is daijoubu :^)

証拠を出せぇや
他の非リア充をリア充のリアル充術から守ってるんだろ
だれだてめえら
鬼は外
リア充は鬼
鬼は塩を怖がる
リア充を家の中に入らないため、塩を玄関に撒く

So what?

>リアル充術
糞ワロタ

Nothing. Just blogging a bit.

段々パンツ屋みたいになってきたな

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Okay

I heard there was a fairly big earthquake over there.

Are any of you prepared for earthquakes?

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パンツ屋の百倍日本語センスあるよw

Is this really what Japanese women look like?

200-400 years ago, yes

So the fiance came back. I'll be picking her up from the train station in an hour. Some fresh bread just came out of the oven, and I'll make her some burgers as a peace offering. I also picked up some nice rum to drink.

リア充ハンターなのか、きみは

Nigga why are you race mixing?

And is your fiance hot?

Are her tits big?

大和撫子の彼女が欲しいよ…

Fuck off you creepy

ま、実は命を救うというより、生命維持に塩と水は必要っていうことなんだけどね。

The image is a portrait made in the 1960's.

Don't lie to yourself nig, you know you want to know what type of girl is taking his BWC.

むしろただのアジア系カナダ人かもしれん

Why is everybody's first response, "How does she look?, How did you get a girlfriend?"

I'm not gonna describe her body on the internet, that's pretty dishonorable and I ain't a cuck.

>why are you racemixing
I don't fucking care dude, I love the woman. NO other explanation is needed.

その口の改変には何か我々に敵意でも?

So………?

>大和撫子
そんなのいないよ
ビッチなヤリマンでよければ持っててくれ

ふと思い出したが、前、履歴書は出しているって言ってたから、活動はしてるよ。
たぶん。

そこはコマンドーだろ…常識的に考えて

Does she yell out "ikuuu"?

What does her family think about you?

ああ、確かに
でも節制とともにね、高血圧は困るからな

Nah, m8
If you ask him in real life, he would punch you in the face
Do you realise that you are being rude?

お前らはメキシコ女が好きだ?

うん
でもブラジル女子も好き

"In real life"
Here it doesn't matter
No one knows what they look like or who they are.

If you describe a girl you know, chances are the descriptions will fit many other women besides said girl.
I'm not asking him for the girls details, I'm asking him if his "fiance" is hot or not.

This isn't real life, no need to be super polite, nig.

愛を語らった次の瞬間に身包み剥がれそうなイメージ
マフィアやドラッグ撲滅を語ったトップは殺される、おっかない国

メクシコって確かに世界一番太ってる人が多い国だよね?

そうかな?

ベネズエラの女が一番最高だけどね

How rare are those Spanish looking Mexican girls?

All the Mexican girls I've seen look like the ones you'd find in those NatGeo documentaries.

>no need to be super polite
True
But no need to be that creepy, lad

>describing her body is not honourable
>telling us "her pussy was so tight the first few times it was like fucking a brick wall" is

What's the point? If you get to know whether she is hot or not, what are you going to do?

この女優?はすごいキレイです

swim through the internet and rape his fiance

He want to fap to someone’s fiance
What a miserable guy

Look at what site you're on, elron

Literally fucking nothing
No one else would do anything from someone saying "my fiance is hot" over the internet

t. venezuelano

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Post michiko and other hot anime Brazilian grills

ブラジルはムチムチ尻フェチにはたまらんだろうな

how many brazilian anime girls exist?

ペニスとおっぱいのように形が大事だけど

I particularly don't think Michiko is hot.
Have some Natalia instead.

hue hue hue

I thought you guys said BABYMETAL aren't popular in Japan

肌の色が明るすぎ、もっと黒人みたいはずだろう

have 1 through 8?

She looks hot to me
But yeah, there are more hot grills in the series

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DELET

oricon.co.jp/special/49069/4/

Su's sister group at #3

Some Brazilian grills looks black, some looks white, some looks Asian
Not all Brazilian have very dark skin
Those anime grills looks Brazilian for me

You should check out MikeInBrazil my man