Why are Americans so good at making food?

Why are Americans so good at making food?

Literally best cuisine of any country, some faggot French shit with a snail and a piece of lettuce is NOTHING compared to Pulled Pork or Beef Brisket.

>American
>good food

yeah right

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Hey man, leave snails out of this. True patriots pack on fat from all types of food.

>BBQ
>Red Sauce

Absolutely disgusting

While our food usually isn't pretty or artful, it is always delicious and comforting

Also poutine is great

yeah the image isn't that good, just picked a random one but the point remains

WHY is American food so fucking good? Why is American barbecue god-tier?

Because it's fat smoky meat. It's basically cheat codes for food. There's no secret to it and plenty of other countries do it too.

Ketchup is the answer.

(Glorious) Americans put Ketchup on everything.

And ketchup, even put on a toasted turd, make it edible.

Pssst, that's their secret.

>There's no secret to it and plenty of other countries do it too.

That's not really true

Making pulled pork or beef brisket is a talent. Making a burger or a steak is easy as fuck on the otherhand

Meme answer, but we're le melting pot of cultural influence

>Ketchup is the answer.
>(Glorious) Americans put Ketchup on everything.
>And ketchup, even put on a toasted turd, make it edible.

No they don't you retarded frog. I never eat anything with ketchup

go eat snails and refuse to shave or put on deodorant fag

>I never eat anything with ketchup
Not even potato chips..?

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I don't eat potato chips

disgusting

You literally have to be kidding

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no hes right. there is no secret other than cooking it for like 12-18 hours at a very low heat. and the sauce, but most folks just buy that anyway

I'm aware of its existence but I've never been enough of a tasteless faggot to do this

Are you fucking kidding me?

Yeah, I was a bit too far. But you now, cuisine.

Actually I like to eat (sometime) a burger.

>eat snails
Never tried it, but apparently, it's pretty good.

What do you, Canadians, eat (that is specific to your country) ?

Gravy cheese fries from Timmy Hardons™

>What do you, Canadians, eat (that is specific to your country) ?

Not really sure, I guess our diet is very much like Americans.

Maybe it's just normal to me but personally my average/daily diet:

>4 or 5 fried eggs
>2 scoops of whey
>1.5-2 cups of milk a day
>Other shit like oats, brown rice
>Sometimes steak, sometimes chicken breast, sometimes chicken nuggets, some meatballs shit like that
>I enjoy burgers from time to time
>Random fruits and vegetables

Nothing special, not sure what I even eat that is uncommon in other countries

Not a fan of tim hortons desu

I like to get iced coffees sometimes(once a year) though, they are enjoyable.

Neither am I. I also hate Dunkin Donuts in every way except for their coffee, which is decent enough. If I want a donut I have better places to go. Pic related is far and away the best chain donut you'll ever have.

agreed

I used to love eating them as a kid, too bad they closed all stores(almost) in Ontario down

>Nothing special, not sure what I even eat that is uncommon in other countries

Indeed your journey diet, seems very American.
(it's not actually a bad thing)

only thing that it's strange is "Random fruits and vegetables"

Vegetables (and fruits) CAN be good to eat, I mean, tasty. Just type "Régime Méditerranéen"
on google (I know it's in french but I typed it in English and google displayed some strange things. Maybe french isn't the best to typing it, tho. Try it in Italian.)

Anyway, I have some questions.

(Translated it but no satisfying answers)

What is "fried eggs" and "whey" are?

>What is "fried eggs" and "whey" are?

and whey protein is a byproduct of milk

Fried eggs are just eggs pan-fried in a fat of your choice (butter, etc.)

All my local krispy kreme's closed except for one that's like 15 mins away, but it's a convenient area that I frequently go to. Dunkin donut's is shit tho, their coffee isn't that bad

What's up with Americans and pickles?
t.Norge on vacation

Dill pickles are wonderful, a widely-appreciated delicacy even. What are you, some kind of fagman?

I drink pickle juice desu

Hey OP, how's your holiday in Canada? Is it really different to your native USA?

>wow someone said something good about America? Must be an American!
Why are non-Americans so insecure lol

Literal wildman

>What is "fried eggs" and "whey" are?

French anons are CUTE

>he thinks I'm Kiwi

Actually a yank on a working holiday visa in NZ

literally amazing though

between those and kinder eggs canada has p4p the best junk food in the world

say what you want about yankfats but all I want to do is drown a dick in homemade American bbq sauce and suck on it for a week

>ketchup chips and kinder eggs give leafland a junk food advantage

>Why is American barbecue god-tier?
Because we're the only ones that make real barbecue

I know, right? I had Chinese takeout tonight and the whole time my dick was rock-hard thinking about consuming life from not one, not two, not three, but FOUR of the taxonomic kingdoms of life.

>you will never be american

>you will never have a good ol' American-style BBQ with your pals
>You will never spend time with your family and friends while eating delicious burgers and other meat
>You will never cover a cute american girl in BBQ sauce and then eat it off her while fucking her using bbq sauce as lubricant

that could be arranged...

because we have all kinds of influence from. different nations that moved here.

Would you, Sup Forums?

Bit lewd this

>What is "fried eggs"
You don't have fried eggs?

I can't tell if you're mocking us or not

>>you will never have a good ol' American-style BBQ with your pals
Any TRUE connoisseur of BBQ would know that Memphis style BBQ is the only BBQ worth eating
All other forms are dogfood tier at best

you could come visit me for the 4th of July user. We could take the boat out and get drunk and watch fireworks and eat burgers.

Oh, I see. That's very good. I like them too

I'm at half mast right now
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Well, and what are "whey"?

jesus fuck

>you could come visit me for the 4th of July user. We could take the boat out and get drunk and watch fireworks and eat burgers

I don't drink alcohol but I'd like that user.

I just want to have a real American 4th of July, at least once in my life

French translation (by google trans)
"Petit lait" so "little milk"

???
What's that

>Whey is the liquid remaining after milk has been curdled and strained.
You can use it to make cheese and as a replacement for skim milk when baking

Whey is basically protein in dust form.

I told you, it's a byproduct of Milk

milk related

I'm in Michigan, about an hour away from Windsor. Canadians are always welcome here desu

>white meat in a tray of red meat

Oh my

it's only a 7 hour drive with no traffic from where I live

>I just want to have a real American 4th of July, at least once in my life
Canadians ARE Americans
Our brothers to the north are always welcome here

And you eat it? Is it a byproduct from milk?

Is it good?

That's dried whey, real whey is basically water with a tiny bit of milk in it

I visited Washington DC once and I didn't feel very welcome.

i felt threatened and scared

I typed it on google and only got pictures of steroids (...!)

That's because DC is a literal shithole where you will get mugged and shot

What why

>felt threatened in DC
DC is a shithole, why would you go there

>i felt threatened and scared
Buy a gun
When in Rome, right?

>That's dried whey, real whey is basically water with a tiny bit of milk in it

Thank you, just what is exactly, "whey"?

There was a lot of black people and they were very aggressive

>why would you go there

My friends were near there, so I was visiting them.

I figured the capital of your country wouldn't be a shithole, how does that even make sense?

My bet is that the cops are only loyal to Capitol Hill. DC is a fucking mess.

the best places in America are the hidden gems, like this town in Idaho

Apparently, it's true.

The only reason you should go into DC proper is to tour the National Mall

>I figured the capital of your country wouldn't be a shithole, how does that even make sense?
DC's gun laws are some of the most draconian in the country so the only people who have guns there are criminals

I don't know why it's so fucking poor though.

>Buy a gun
>When in Rome, right?
I want to so badly
Must feel nice carrying the right to take away a nigger's life in your holster.

We can't even carry knives or pepperspray for self-defense in this shithole country

No one actually cares about the capital.

It's milk left over from when you make cheese

There were some cool museums and stuff

I wish i went to an american highschool and got to experience being an American teenager

wat da fug

>be American teenager
>play football with the bros instead of hockey with the buds
>drink shitty Labat blue at parties instead of pissweiser.

You didn't miss much

>I wish i went to an american highschool and got to experience being an American teenager
No you don't, public schools are shit

>I want to so badly
Is it completely illegal for you to own a gun in Canada, or is it just so much of a bitch that most people don't bother?

>Is it completely illegal for you to own a gun in Canada

it is beyond retarded

There is literally under no circumstances opencarry licenses or concealed carry and there are a bunch of retarded regulations.

HANDGUNS ARE A RESTRICTED FIREARM. ???????? A bunch of other shit too, you can get your license though but according to what I read from /k/'s canada threads I don't really want to bother with it

Man I have so many memories from highschool. Skipping class to skateboard down to the diner with my friends, making our gym teacher quit because we wouldn't stop throwing dodgeballs at him, getting pantsed and having my butt naked ass exposed to the whole class. Good times senpai

>Skipping class to skateboard down to the diner with my friends, making our gym teacher quit because we wouldn't stop throwing dodgeballs at him, getting pantsed and having my butt naked ass exposed to the whole class


please... just make me american

>Skipping class to skateboard down to the diner with my friends
>I will NEVER have that high school feel I saw in the movies
FUCK THIS GAY LIFE

>There is literally under no circumstances opencarry licenses or concealed carry and there are a bunch of retarded regulations
I died a little on the inside when I read this

What do you look like? We can gay marry

I am not gay

You don't have to consummate the marriage

t. knower

We can't let down thousands of years of tradition like that, I will if you will

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What did he mean by this?

It's a protein powder made from milk.

ate an ice cube the other day fresh out the freezer
my lips got stuck to it like to a frozen lamppost and I walked around freaking people out by moving my mouth while my lips stuck to it

i came