>wake up
>still no gf
Wake up
Nathan Nelson
Gavin Ward
>wake up
>remember I had a gf
>remember she broke up with me cause I had a small penis
HAHA XD
Ian Harris
story of my life
Jonathan Rogers
>go to sleep
>wake up
Blake Torres
>he broke up with me cause I had a small penis
Seriously?
Jaxson Foster
kys nerds
Eli Jackson
>he broke
Misquote loltbh
"she"
William Roberts
then get a gf
get a bigger penor
then get a gf
hang yourself then
Isaac Morgan
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA faggot
Owen Hernandez
why even live
Levi Davis
Lower your standards to 3-4/10 then build character and become familiarized with the process of mating
After 2 or 3 girls work you way up to better looking girls. Works every time.
Evan Jones
>hang yourself then
no, all humans must die before I do
Brody Harris
can you get out of my country you subhuman?
Hunter Lopez
eh it happens I can find another girl it's a curse but whatever gotta move on
Nathan Moore
i tried this but i can't fuck fat girls. literally can't get hard. i even took viagra once to try and fuck a 3-4/10... didn't even work and just beat off like 5 times afterwards. basically the only things that turn me on now are anime and like 8/10 women i'll never get
Jaxon Phillips
>wake up
>didn't die in my sleep
Carter Wood
troll!
they'll poke holes in your condoms
>can you get out of my country you SUPERhuman?
no
Lincoln Torres
>I'm going to die one day
Wow, that's pretty gay
Justin Lopez
Try out a 6/10 with the lights off
Anthony Morales
the person below me will die within 20 years
Chase Williams
That's mean to ugly girls but if it works
Leo Russell
all i care about is the body... ill fuck any tight body with any kind of face... but if shes even slightly overweight i can't stop picturing all the disgusting shit thats in and around her body... the smells... the secretions... its pretty repulsive.
one time one asked me to go down on her and i pretended to get a phone call and left immediately.
Andrew Cruz
kek
Lincoln Cook
>wake up
Tyler Ross
maybe im gay. someone post gay porn so i can check
Colton Diaz
Don't need gf, just money for prostitutes
Isaac Long
You have evasive intuition but you lack commitment. Try working out or embark on a new hobby that females could admire.
Michael Hernandez
Not if quantum immortality is true
Daniel Campbell
how do I stop this from happening?
Christopher Howard
Does it matter, the heath death will come anyway at some point
Jordan Wright
Mr Fix it
Dylan Lopez
>wake me up inside
>can't wake up
Leo Cooper
Do you expect to wake up and suddenly have a girlfriend? If you want a girlfriend GO GET ONE