EUROPE

>EUROPE

LOVING

EVERY

LAUGH

>trip on a root in the forest in Germany
>land in Estonia

Based Anglosphere will show those Eurokeks who's the real big guys here.

>forest in Germany
Those were removed to make place for refugee housing.
Praise Allah

So why don't you go live in Nunavut or the Simpson Desert, op?

I'm English. I'll find the most rural countryside village and go buy an estate there.

>play fetch with dog in Portugal
>dog gets hit by a truck in Poland

And yet there is more to see in any Euro country than the entirety of these wastelands
Feels good man

Australia is just some desert filled with pseudo-americans who are all equal.

Canada...
I dont even know how to define canadian culture, its just a vacuum sophisticated people from the old world fill to create a gay version of america.

Quality>Quantity.

>take bus to go to work in Barcelona
>doze off for 15 minutes
>get woken up in Paris by an african asking for money

>The Federal Republic of Germany

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>Spain
>Work

Busted

lel

Canada culture (other than Quebec) is just 99% American culture plus jerking off about things they feel defines Canada like poutine (which is from Quebec anyways) and hockey.

fug

wew

>YUROSMALLS

KEK

>Britain not included

lmao

>kill over 60 million people to regain your lost territory
>even with it Germany isn't as big as one (1) american state, Texas

""""""""""""""""""""""WORLD"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
""""""""""""""""""""""WAR""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
""""""""""""""""""""""TWO"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Anglo sphere doesn't mean we have any power over those nations. They're all loyal to America now.

KEK

Our govt. might kiss y*nk ass every now and then to make sure our slit-eyed trade "partners" to the north don't get any ideas but that's it, the people are still closer to the UK than McBurgerstan

Hockey is 100% the only thing Canada has that isn't entirely owed to Quebec.
All our national symbols are from there, our national anthem is a Quebecois nationalist song, the most iconic parts of our history before confederation are due to the french. 90% of Worldwide maple syrup is from there as well.
>Muh ancient maritimes
There was no maritimes before the late 18th century, it was all Acadians and Mikmaq. The New Scotland colony was an abject failure as were all the attempted settlements of Newfieland until the 18th century when they dumped 20,000 irishmen who somehow managed to last the winter.

>the people are closer to the UK
The first anglos in Leafland were from the US.

FREE WORLD:
>Take taxi in Dorset
>arrive in Gloucestershire in 9 hours
"EUROPEAN UNION":
>cross the street in Naples
>arrive in Kiev

this
just butthurt loyalists