Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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osu

Liebe

>someone in France just made this Japanese thread
good

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>kkkk
why u not in korea yet?

1 more month

where are you gonna stay?

don't forget to post the qt girls

Seoul, Sokcho, Daejeon, Boeun, Gumi, Busan

I'm not Peru or the Slovenian Brit

nihonjin tachi are you asleepu?

Will you try to see your >5555555 gf?

It's 3:40am now.

>Boeun
where the fuck is that
>Gumi
why

do you plan to use your skin color to fuck korean girls?

Peru, you have lots of "experiences", right?
When you can't into a local language, how do you communicate with the girls during sex?

yes

near Daejeon. i want to see the Gumi - Boeun match in Gumi

I'm not a sext tourist like you, loser

He has alot of experience with finding and paying hookers

Are you saying that he doesn't do sex, but pay hookers?

that is the Japanese way of getting sex, yes. so the question is relevant

t. pretend to be an expert from pron

He pays to watch the hookers having sex with others

the first girl I fucked was a korean hooker
she was able to speak english -intermediate level -
so the I said to her -
now masturbate my cock
pls stand up
hug me
I want to fuck you while you are over me looking to the ceiling
can you kiss me?
this condom is too small
can I put my finger inside your vagina?
your hair smell nice

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with chinese hookers who were not able to speak english , the main comunication was done by hand gestures

>He pays to watch the hookers having sex with others
Is that a kind of NTR?

>your hair smell nice

How can you access those hookers, by the way?
You walk around in city, then someone calls you to invite the sex shop?

キムチ屋さん

on the internet
-shanghai backpage escort korean
-classified shanghai korean escort

the last months I ended going to brothels
looking the naked body of a female is not that surprising

マジェマジェ、ウリは銀河一のキムチを作るニダ

wtf I love Iceland now

What is the most popular car in Japan?

I hope you said "please" and "thank you" during and after using their services, Peru.

American from the other thread who can't into Japanese.
How do you plan on dating a guy who can't into English?

Japanese people.

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What do you think about this game

There are lots of gaijin hunters available in Japan.
They are all Japanese who want to date and have a sex with whites.
Of course, they can speak English for some degree, so you don't need to be bothered.
Buy a flight ticket, then go to Roppongi just after your arrival. Tons of gaijin hunters are awaiting for you with spreading their legs widely.

very nice

>What do you think about this game
England are playing well, but it seems that Iceland have lots of luck on their side today.

Let's hope their luck ends abruptly.

I was talking about this person

I wish Owen and Beckham were in the team

best corner ever by my gf

なぜこのスレでシンフォギアの話題が全く出ないのか

I haven't got any job even now
Should I skull-fuck interviewers?

are you white?

>Should I skull-fuck interviewers?
Sounds like a bad idea, user. Maybe instead of skull-fucking them, you should dress nicely and smile a lot.

wear a skirt

become a black transgender disabled SJW, you should have job by the end of the week

Ohayo gajaima〜su

Ohayo gojaimasu, nihonjin-san.

Ohayo
S-she's such a good English teacher……

The morning of Japanese men start with a good boner.

>good
最近あんまり……

ユーロでアイスランドがイングランドに勝利
ワロタww

what are you feeling now?

Shame and ignominy.

But the banter is only just beginning. It's going to be a rough week, nihonjin.

Can japanese go back into jingoism now?

I'm tired of pessimism and pacifism, aren't your ancestors true warriors? Why let them down and not claim the rest of japan's empire? Why do you let America dictate your foreign policy after so long?

それ関係のスレあるね
イギリス言われまくってるな
てか試合のコメンテーターの発言マジかww

イギリスじゃなかった
イングランドだったすまん

コメンテーターなんか言ったの?

Sucks when you leave the ceiling fan on though

iceland2-1england

my morning is just sad

Do Japanese people play SHOGUN 2: total war?

今スレ見て確認しようとしたら消されてた
でもBrexit continues〜なんとかかんとかみたいなこと言った

How do I make Japanese friend

I want to know that too

Search for Japanese penpals.

そうか、ありがと

アイスランドの人口はレスターよりも少ないw

大友氏最高

このやつかっこいい

/brit/のアイスランドエディションとか
Iceland appreciation threadとか
それ関係のスレいっぱいあるw

かっけー

投票水増ししたのはSup Forumsの連中だったとさ
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3662545/How-hackers-hijacked-petition-demanding-second-EU-referendum-mocked-British-democracy-signing-42-000-signatories-Vatican-City-population-840.html

Holy shit, that's hilarious.

Everyone is bullying British posters. No British poster is safe from banter anymore.

Just be masochist
Then enjoy it

When I was living in shanghai and was in a dating slump/couldn't fuck any girls for free and was extremely horny, I used that. I got some nasty crack-addicted chink girl pretending to be Korean.

I had to kick her out, kek

>British
You mean England? :)

People assume everyone with a British flag is English. No one in the Union is safe, really.

朝起きたら負けてた
びっくりした、というかイギリスは大舞台に弱い気がする
too bad

>Union flag
Don't worry, you will use English flag in your lifetime
Banter aside, are you okay m8?

>be summer time in china
>30+ C every day
>girls walking around in sandals wearing shorts or short skirts, showing off qt feet and white silky legs
>raging hard-on and horny all day every day

is it the same in Nipponland?

IKTF

I'll survive, user.

Somehow, I'll survive.

I hope everything will be fine

i hope your country breaks down
i want all normies in your country to suffer

Thanks
Th-thanks

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wat

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I need to learn to control my boner too

where are you?

/r9k/ please leave and stay go

at office, you can come if you want

I can beat up some normies for you if you go to a football game with me or let me sniff your mothers panties

Do you like cats?
For now i would just like to cuddle with you
In a no homosexual way
In a way that baby kittens sleep on each other
i regret that i can't be a baby kitten in a peaceful household right now
Reality is excruciating

>2d7h50m

i could go to a football match with you. I would like to. But i would probably weird you out. Then you will be one of these countless memories archived in my mind's library as "unforgettable memories that i wish to forget."
Dont need another such memory. I can do without it.

i do not understand why jannie deleted my post
Was it inappropriate?