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I've made a huge mistake edition

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Get you official /brexit/ anthem rite, lads!!

Lonely Island - I'm on a Boat

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you have your country back I guess

you can trade with pakistan now

maisie queen goblin

karen kujou

Seriously considering buying the gf a pair of nude colour Louboutins so she can wear them with tights and I can kiss them all over

Thoughts?

Doses?
Doses?

Anybody need some doses?

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*dodge-rolls*

The Times: Chancellor George #Osborne says he will not run as a candidate for the leadership of the Conservative Party

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no particular thoughts

*dead angles and batters you during the recovery*
nothing personnel kid

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JF OuT

>All this wallowing

Fucks sake lads get a grip. are nige brought you up better than that
A first world Anglo union with free trade and free movement is 5 years away, tops

maisie

Polish vermin

Why do you keep posting? Never seen you here before the last few days and now you're shitting yourself constantly

Seems to me you wanted to move here but fucked it

*disguises self as a barrel and hides*

why is it I only see england flags in working class shitholes? what is it they are proud of? other people's success?

cute birb

is she running for PM?

>knew a girl my entire life
>daughter of a friend of my mums
>she kinda liked me, I kinda liked her
>too nervous to say anything about it
>left for uni
>got cocky enough to phone her, we talked for a few hours every week
>christmas, get back home
>try and meet up
>she says no
>won't tell me why
>ask my mum about it
>turns out she has a boyfriend
>he's a worthless fucking Paki
>he didn't go to uni, just gets bennies all day
>next time I call her I confront her about
>she calls me out as a virgin, describes having sex with him and laughs at me

And that is why I'm a racist and a sexist lads.

WE'VE FUCKED IT ALL UP LADS

What did he mean by this?

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i don't think she likes the tories haha

no munters

Everyone post their bum

Ignore JFs and they'll go away

shave your pubes jesus christ

Right, not many in Poland then

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That paki is poleaboo btw

Please acknowledge me

How mad are you that the bennies are gonna stop?

bet maisie was really sad when britain left the eu

how could you do this to your waifu?

we had a laugh
all is well

did the man delete the post?

Yes all 6k Brits can go back as long as we get the million poles here to fuck off

Deal?

don't care haha

you literally don't want me to go away though

>brexit
w8 wät no way rofl

>lose to iceland
ayyl mao lads xd

pls scotland have mercy if you leave too i might just die

>falling apart kingdom

löl
ü
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Ísland sigraði England

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>Major western betrayer is finally going down

Revenge will come. This time no dywizjon 303 will help you.

Poleaboo went to uni

She must be pretty desperate to date a paki

They are probably polonia, look it up

Kind of want to see the country continue to fall apart just to see what the geriatrics excuse will be.

2-1

Perfidious

Cara vs Maisie as PM.

Who do you vote for?

Watching Enter the Void lads

Bit unnerving

why do british women that have already had kids go to Ibiza party boats?

Does your country only have those from the lower class?

>Barbarians from island finally out of Europe

Cara. Maise is both dumb, and ugly.

But in Spain you have a million lad

REEEEEEEE
THATS IT IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS SHIT
NO MORE WEED
NO MORE ALCOHOL
IM GETTING A JOB
IM GOING BACK TO UNI
IM GOING TO TRY THERAPY AGAIN
IM GOING TO SAVE UP FOR LASER SCAR REMOVAL
IM GOING TO START SHOWERING EVERY DAY
IM GOING TO STOP DRESSING LIKE AN AUTISTIC SLOB
IM GOING TO DO A LITTLE EXERCISE EVERYDAY
IM GOING TO GET A GF AND IM GOING TO BE HAPPY IF IT FUCKING KILLS ME I CANT KEEP LIVING THIS WAY IM FUCKING SICK OF WANTING TO KILL MYSELF ALL THE TIME

not really, i am happy here


kisz fihing for you's, quite sad I know:(

Ahahahahahaaaa you can't make this shit up

awwwww!~

*nuzzles you back and pounces on u and notices your bulge*

0w0 whats this..?

All 2.2 milion brits out of EU! NOW! You dont belong to Europe!

ahh yes, very impressive

Fucking coffin dodgers and chavs ruined our country.

Business idea: suicide bombing at a retirement home or council estate.

OR

you could save up for a gun

thats a nice idea lad but you know you'll be all out of optimism when you're struggling to get out of bed tomorrow

haha. im glad my life is so good and normal

Ibiza, futurventura (sp), malia etc are all lower class destinations desu, unless you're younger then it's understandable going places like that. Most of the mothers who holiday at those types of destinations are usually lower class slags.

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same time tomorrow mate?

*pulls glock out from under my trousers and fires point blank into your head*

Nothing personal, kid

Class is sort of like race in the UK, different classes have different accents and cultures. Working class people are just pale niggers.

ALTERNATELY

You could trade places with me for 5% of the effort, and still be chronically unhappy but in a different place.

Been there, done that, made the spreadsheet

NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU'D PUT SOMETHING ON THE END OF IT

*audience applauds, cheers*

What does le morality man say about Brexit?

There are almost twice as many eu citizens in the uk

So what are all the white van men going to do when the foreigners they hate aren't deported like they think they're going to be?

>His plan worked. Madman did it! UK is leaving!

PRAISE DONALD TUSK! THE SUPRIME LEADER OF EUROPE, THE SAVIOR OF CIVILZATION!

pure autism

ahhh, a stunning riposte

r nigel

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>stay Scotland, we promise we won't leave the EU ;)

Who here /orallyfixated/

*pulls out glock and cock*

choose one and choose it wisely. you only get one shot

feels a bit personal desu

[GBP, USD]
Cable hit a fresh 31-year low of 1.3209 as UK bank and non-multinational stocks take a pummelling. There is also what seems now to be a consensus view that the BoE will cut interest rates by a quarter point by August, if not at the MPC meeting in July. This would take the repo rate to 0.25%, which would be a new record low. A German government spokesperson said earlier that there would be no informal negotiations with the UK government until Article 50 of the Lisbon Treasury has been invoked. That means at least a three month delay, by which time the Tory party should have selected a new PM -- plenty of time for markets to fester in uncertainty. We have also heard that Merkel's apparent acceptance of the delay, in contrast to many EU foreign ministers, is due to her "secret" hope that the UK will stage a dramatic about-turn and come back to the EU, though this looks very unlikely at the current juncture (and would entail a new referendum, or perhaps general election).

>1440x900
poo in loo

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Hates referendums as he prefers parliament to make a decision so he didn't vote but is glad we left

Is that excel or some cheapy knock off?

Wrote a poem for you /brit/

The man seem the ball so he kicked it with his boot
It came to Harry kane but the cunt cannot shoot
That management from woy was the worst since moot
We coulda played the french but they'd rather post toot

only 1.3 million actually

and 3 million eurofilths in our beautiful country

Fuck off Rafi you pathetic scrote

>tfw all the normies are panicking about the world ending but you're borderline suicidal so you honestly couldn't care less

Excellent feel, voted leave just so other people's lives can be ruined.

dont even like GoT that much, but that last episode was incredible

Very reasonable

>leave EU
>still contribute more than Poland
lel