Being this poor to not be able to afford the greatest laptop on the market right now

>Being this poor to not be able to afford the greatest laptop on the market right now.

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>willing to spoend more than 1k for a laptop
These mactoddlers are hilarious.

Enjoy your doorstop

lmao

I'm enjoying it, and I have $1000 more in my pocket

Enjoy being laughed at and called poor in public

lmfao

>giving a crap about what other people say about you
There's a reason you're called mactoddlers, only childs care what do people say about them. Also I enjoy it, and still having 1k in my pocket.

>Thinks 1k is a lot of money

lmfao

Get a better job, wintoddler

>Thinks 1k is a lot of money
I wasn't implying that, but having 1k in my pocket is better than not having one.

Also
>surface pc
Another waste of money.

>wanting inferior plastic shit dell hp and Lenovo
>wanting industrial waste thinkpads

Adults buy what works and get on with their lives. It's a tool not a tinkertoy

>buy a $2000 tool that can be outperformed by a $500 tinkertoy doing the same tasks

I have an nVidia in my ultrabook and can learn and use CUDA. MacBooks are useless, not to mention that they're namby-pamby.

ITT: angry manchildren think their particular choice of tool makes a difference.

This thread is really about autistic gamers kids vs. popular stupid kids, innit?

>This thread is really about autistic gamers kids vs. popular stupid kids, innit?
Is about normalfags vs technologically competent people.

Tell me 5 technologically relevant things for which the specific choice of laptop and/or OS blocks you (or enables you) to perform the task.

Stupid kid

So what is the greatest - money not a concern - laptop?

P51 or P71?

Clearly a tricked out $7000 P71 has the best performance.
But is it too big?
Is a more humble but more portable $4500 P51 actually better?

- discuss

You can do everything what macs do on a Windows laptop, without spending $2000.

You can't do iRay renders on Apple hardware.

Well, not within reasonable amounts of time at least.

A personal computer is only as good as the OS you're actually interfacing with. Nobody can seriously claim Windows 10 is better than macOS Sierra. Nobody can seriously claim some Linux distro is better to use than macOS Sierra.

>Nobody can seriously claim Windows 10 is better than macOS Sierra
You can run more industry standard software on Windows than on macOS, so guess again.

>the greatest laptop on the market right now
If it is then why can't I run half of the games on my Steam library on this shit, even after installing Windows on it?

Parallels exists for your snowflake programs. Who the fuck is doing serious work on Windows 10? TEN being the important thing. Windows 7 is fine but we all know it'll be impossible to run on future CPUs. Windows 10 as an OS, is absolute fucking dogshit and we all know it.

Everyone can afford the monthly cost of the TWENTY FOUR MONTH SPECIAL FINANCING.

>t. teenager

Financing isn't handed out to everyone retard. You still have to pass a credit check. So no, you can't be a broke shit with bad credit and buy a $1,600 MacBook Pro.

Arch user here.

Windows 10 is perfectly fine apart from the botnet shit.

>is the best OS on the market
>needs to virtualize windows to work properly
>implying that win7 is better than win10
Hahahaha, this guy is a joke.
Seriously, if we bypass all those things of security issues and the botnet crap. Windows 10 is way more stable than any other Windows, and even more stable than Mac.

>Who the fuck is doing serious work on Windows 10?
ehm 90% of people, for example.

Being able to piss money away doesn't make one "rich", any slack jawed faggot can do that.

>Windows 10 is way more stable than any other Windows, and even more stable than Mac.
>Windows 10
>more stable than macOS
>Windows
>MORE STABLE THAN macOS

Your entire post is dumb but this statement really sticks out. I hope your parents revoke family computer privileges from you so you can't post any more mentally retarded shit on the internet.

Yeah it is, you're too butthurt to notice. Now macOS share the same shitty problems with windows, since they changed their snowflaky architecture then the stability went down the hill.

You can also eat McDonalds every day instead of Ribeye Steak.

What's your fucking point idiot? Enjoy your diarrhea.

Crack cocaine is too fucking strong for you.

My desktop's Windows 10 still BSOD's, crashes the explorer, hangs randomly and forces restarts with Windows Updates.

Never experienced these things with the MacBook. In fact this is why i purchased my MacBook, because i work with sensitive information and that piece of shit Malware 10 Pro always fails in ways that render my data useless

>comparing fast food with homemade food
Apple did a really good work washing your brain.

You're a fucking idiot then, I haven't had any crash or BSOD since the Windows 10 update.

>need to use a limited OS cause I don't know how to use a real one
I bet you're bad at Linux too

>Homemade $1 patty

Yeah nice try, poorfag.

No one is asking you to buy a Porsche.

Go drive your shitty Toyota.

I own the 2015 15" model and have no plans to upgrade. Apple lost me when they went USB-C only. Next laptop will probably not be a Mac, which is fine with me, I don't really mind Windows 10. I already run it on my MBP and my gayman desktop. 

>I haven't had any crash or BSOD since the Windows 10 update.

And that is because you are only playing gaymes like a fucking retard and not do real work on your machine.

Try to use cpu/ram intensive apps and you'll see how Wangblows 10 crawls until the arrow hangs for seconds on screen and in some cases bsods

>need to use a limited OS cause I don't know how to use a real one

Loonix prostitute telling me that MacOS is limited when his OS doesn't even support the Office and Adobe suit and a ton of other mature applications LMFAO

At first, when i was broke and dumb, i too thought that MacOS was limited. Finally grew up and bought this MacBook Pro, and i'm telling you, i have all the applications that i thought that i was going to miss after switching.

In fact, the applications are more mature and some of them come with MacOS by default.

If automator, better touch tool, hazel and the rest are not doing the complex jobs that i want, then i can always rely on my pack of python scripts that automate the fuck out of my life.

Guess what:
>There would be no Apple if there was no HP
>There would be no Mac if there was no Xerox Parc
>There would be no iPhone if there was no BlackBerry or Windows Mobile
>There would be no iPad if there was no Windows Tablet PC (and it's not the Surface, it's the bulky Windows XP tablet PC)
>There would be no Apple Watch if there weren't any Android smartwatches
Apple is a company which steals, gets away with it, and is loved by people who don't know any better

What's the big deal with USB-C?

Just get a $9 dongle or a dock. Jesus, man.

USB-C is the future, USB-A and all it's other iterations are going away very quickly.

>And that is because you are only playing gaymes like a fucking retard and not do real work on your machine.
>Try to use cpu/ram intensive apps and you'll see how Wangblows 10 crawls until the arrow hangs for seconds on screen and in some cases bsods
>implying that gaymes aren't cpu/ram intensive apps
Also, I don't play gaymes but I can see you're a mactoddler illiterate, so go on

>Loonix prostitute telling me that MacOS is limited when his OS doesn't even support the Office and Adobe suit and a ton of other mature applications LMFAO
Is not the OS fault

Oh my god, this faggot thinks that Applel is better cause it's expensive.

Let me open your eyes: Everything you can do on your shitty OS, can be done on Windows, is just a superior piece of software, because the whole industry supports it... Unlike macOS, a shitty youtuber OS that people loves because of the shitty apple on the back of the screen.

there would be none of that shit without Bell Labs, who cares

If Apple didn't exist, you would still be on Windows 95 lmao and using a BlackBerry lmao

go kys

You clearly have no imagination of how and why Apple is important, even if you don't buy their shit.

Magsafe is superior and I don't want adapters for SD card, HDMI, USB type A and all the other shit I typically use on a computer.

got one two month ago
already broke the space bar but now she looks cool as fuck

They sell magsafe replacements.

I have a 2014 and love it, but I need a new GPU and CPU.

Will be upgrading to 2017 soon.

>Just get a $9 dongle or a dock. Jesus, man.
Look at this, mactoddler
youtube.com/watch?v=NYVjIjBMx6o
Apple is making you their bitch, and you love it. That's really the Apple fanbase.

Just realized the reverse of macs is scam. Not sure how I feel about this.

take a picture of your laptop with timestamp rn op

>touchbar
>no-travel keyboard
>soldered SSD
>no trackpoint
>starts at $1200

into the trash it goes

>They sell magsafe replacements.
so I can have an adapter I plug into my USB-C port, reducing the convenience of magsafe?

Apple should have only replaced the Thunderbolt 2 ports with USB-C like they did on the new iMac.

>dumb teenager thinks everything is a 'first' competition in the business of making products

I know you genuinely don't care who did what when. Nothing is stolen, you dumb fuck. Apple spends years working out if something is worth it, then they spend even more years making it above bare minimum like everyone else.

Why do you think they're successful? Do you and other retarded autists like you expect people to have some ethical support for something because it happened to be in the same product category 2 years ago? You have no idea what you're talking about and even your history is awfully dodgy. You think such devices just exist so easily. Sup Forums and YouTube comments both seem to be the only places where people express such dumb shit.

It's a standard thinmeme laptop with chiclet keys.

>trackpoint
>on a MacBook

Never been in the same room as a MacBook confirmed. Dumb TwinkPad user. Go lick those jizz stains on your keyboard.

not op btw

>botnet
No, thanks.

considering my sneakers cost more than most peoples outfit or even smartphone, they cannot call me poor

Shut the fuck up.

I use whatever makes me money, and Macs make me money right now.

PC makes money and saves you $1000

>implying apple hardware hasn't been standard pc hardware for 11 years now

I like to make shit up to

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>implying that apple and pc hardware are different

> Being a student
> Not being able to work »muh too young«

I love my mbp 2015 too much to upgrade.
I would avoid the touchbar meme though.

MagSafe2 was too thick for the 2017 MacBook Pro.

They moved to USB-C because it made more sense to be universal and can use all ports for charging.

the touch bar is pretty sexy

I make over $10,000 with my Macs, I don't give a shit about your $1k nigger.

Wangdows can suck a big fat dick. Keep that botnet to yourself.

>telling lies on an anonymous IB
Yeah, and I have part-time jobs between NASA, IBM, and banging your mom

Don't care if you believe me.

Stay poor.

>t. teenager
Nice projection kid.

I had enough loans and credits cards to say: anyone with a stable 8h job can get a load to buy a $1600 toy (especially in dog blessed murrika with $7.50 min wage per hour). Of course your 20 year old brain cannot comprehend this, because you mom still buys you shiny toys from her credit card.

Macs and iPhones doesn't signify that you are rich. They just display that you are self-absorbed little shit.

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I was in a store a couple of days ago and decided to check the terminal on cli tools that come with MacOS nowadays. I discovered that I couldn't even find page down or F-keys or a lot of other keys for that matter. Why would I want to buy this? I mean for as far as I know Linux works on it and I like laptops with high grade components but I don't even think I could work with the keyboard and be left with some touchbar I wouldn't know what the hell to do with.

Why would I want this over an XPS 13?

>that fucking touchpad
Absolutely disgusting

>Why would I want this over an XPS 13?
Because Dell is owned by a kike and they make shit computers.

AFAIK all top people at Apple are white, except that kike Phil Schiller.

>Talks about Dell being jews
>Doesn't mention that everything is soldered on the Mac

>they make shit computers.
>thinks his fruity toddler toys arent shit

So if this XPS that's TWICE as fast as the latest Throttlebook and HALF the price of the Throttlebook is shit, then what does that make the Throttlebook? Beyond shit?

I can afford it just fine, I just prefer my XPS 13 with Fedora.

Stay mad.

How lonely do you have to be to make this kind of garbage troll thread every hour just to get (You)s?

Here's a (You) because I feel bad for you.

>and a good (you) to you too sir

That's not a Panasonic Let's Note CF-RZ6 though

You're right user
That why I bought a T470 instead of an arts and crafts sculpture

Either are better than what op is posting

More like
>you can also use bottled water for everything like an autist
Because that's what you are
An autist that riding daddy's cock for your coffee shop reputation

>yfw OP is actually an apple hater and makes these threads on purpose to shit on apple

^ Angry and poor.

>half as much as a MacBook Pro

I keep seeing this but I don't understand. If you take a XPS 13 and match the specs of a 13" MBP it's pretty much the same price. Where does the XPS is cheap meme keep coming from?

Child confirmed. Adults have bank accounts

>match the specs of a 13" MBP

I keep seeing this but I don't understand. If you put a MBP next to an identically specced real laptop, the MBP will throttle to less than half the performance. Where does the macshit is good meme keep coming from?

Ok, that still doesn't change the fact that to get close to the 13" MBP specs with a XPS 13" you are looking at around $1,400 after tax. So they are pretty close price wise and a Mac is even cheaper if you just get a refurbished one from Apple, which is just as good as new and still comes with a warranty.

If I am spending the same amount of money id rather just get a MBP, which has better build quality and more features that work alongside my iPhone instead of wangblows.

Ok, that still doesn't change the fact that to get close to the performance of a XPS 13" from a 13" MBP you are looking at around $5,200 after tax. So they are pretty overpriced price wise and an XPS is even cheaper if you just get a refurbished one from Dell, which is just as good as new and still comes with a warranty.

If I am spending the same amount of money id rather just get a XPS, which is twice as 4x as fast and has better build quality and more features that work alongside my Nexus instead of fagOS.

>giving your money to the jews
Goys have bank accounts

>Too fucking stupid to work the most popular desktop OS on the fucking planet
>Hurr I is gon buy a Le CuckBook Le Pro cus is just werks Le XD

How does it feel to be retarded?

Build a mini itx you fucking duck

fuck off meiwaku mailing girl

best song

Literally 95% of companies use Windows the other 5% being fags in SF with some shitty startup that got millions in investor money and buy macs and an overpriced office building to match. Really dont see the point unless you develop shit for apple, which is why i have one.

Why do you think they're successful?
Branding and excellent marketing, they are like the Coca-cola of the tech world. Doesn't necessarily mean they make superior tech.

i have the non touchbar MBP, its nice.

This, they're branding geniuses... But not the best tech out there.

0.07 sheckels have been depoisted into your shill acount. Thank you pajeet.

Ok but can it run crysis?