The north has freezing cold winters, fucking hot summers, and spring and fall last as long as me during sex. People are mostly liberal and support gays, and are, of course, pro-choice. It's like Canada. It enjoys bands like TOP and most cancer comes from here (ex. musical.ly, Jacob Sartorius, feminazis) but most people aren't cancer. They're what white supremacist fuckbags consider "bluepilled."
The west is the radical version of the north. Extremely liberal, tons of cancer, but the weather is pretty good. A lot of greedy capitalist cunts live there. It's considered by many to be the modern art capital of the world. It's a nice place to vacation to, but not to live in.
The south is exactly what you'd expect.
The east is a cultural clusterfuck. It's like a neighborhood with beaten down fences and everyone's houses are touching. There is not a single state with a dominant party. Everything is everywhere. Everyone is everywhere. If I needed to sum up the east with a single state, I'd have to say Pennsylvania fits. Its politics, ethnicity, and culture are so fucking confusing. Everyone has a piece of everyone else's culture in them. And outsiders really don't know much about it. Weather depends.
