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cara edition

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araca

our nige

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dont give a shit about football desu but the old tanking economy has me a bit worried

someone post a really ugly photo of cara

bully pls go

how does trump still attracting neo nazis despite of this

The traits and characteristics inherent to the weak personality of modern day manchildren

Please let us know how many of these apply to you

>Masturbates daily
>Obsessed with women like a pathetic horny teenager and objectifies them
>Main objective in life is to try and have casual sex
>Little family values, winces at the thought of marriage and children
>Vain and shallow, stares at himself in the mirror
>Plays video games at all (seriously, get a life)
>Judgmental, gossip, makes comments behind peoples backs, assumes the worst of others
>Cares deeply about politics or religion to seem intellectual
>Opinionated, likes interjecting comments into other people's discussions
>Obliviously impolite or inconsiderate
>Insensitive, might use slurs like ''gay'' or ''autistic''
>Swears often, even if its around mates
>Bickers, argues, confrontational, has been in an avoidable fight in his adult life
>Has ever done illegal drugs or thought about doing them
>Cares about fashion and being trendy
>Cares too much about what phone, watch, car etc. that he owns
>Regularly eats commercial fast food, lets himself be seen in places like McDonalds
>Spends time on social media or doing other unproductive things online
>Cares at all about the ''likes'', friends or attention he receives on social media (and in real life!)
>His social media profile picture is a selfie
>Listens to music whenever he can because he needs constant stimulation
>Listens to objectively bad music like metal, rap, electronic, whatever
>Self-pitying, can't accept responsibility for mistakes
>Makes harmful lies, can't be honest and forward with people
>Didn't study a STEM subject, or work in a skilful trade, and therefore knows nothing about hard work
>Never experienced true grief or loss
>Never been under pressure to not disappoint acquaintances

Oh, and last of all:

>Spends hours on end talking about meaningless rubbish on a Japanese online image board, not realising that his youth will not last for long

just have faith in are gideon

how big of an upset was england losing?

very sad. because football is literally the only thing they have except ugly women

Nah it's a bloke called aart jan de geus

never heard of him desu

is iceland white?

rare flag
Fuck you

what are you on about? we routinely do shit at major tournaments.

of fokkin course
Björk is a rare specimen

in a historic sense, very huge. iceland was "literallywho" tier in this sport forever. like one of the most obscure national teams in the world. and england are one of the oldest powerhouses around, have a huge soccer tradition.

but in a soccer sense, it wasn't THAT shocking as iceland are actually a good team. this is one of the surprised of the tournament but iceland are a team that did very well in the qualification for the tournament that dominated some teams that were already established teams like turkey and the netherlands and already gave portugal a very hard game a week or two ago in the group stage of this tournament.

Why are the new GCSE grades from 1-9 and not 1-10? Why not have a round number at the top? Which dumb twats neglectfully thought 9 would appropriate?

>Ahh yes I got two nines, five eights and seven sixes

Doesn't sound right, just silly

Unironically NEED to crash this so called """""poo-ro-pee-an poo-nion""""" in the next 2 years before they shaft us for being bad goys

That midget from Game of Thrones outplaying some 7' black guy at basketball.

that doesn't make me feel any less joy

what are you chatting

It's nice that brits were able to celebrate brexit before getting

ICED

You sound like an overtly dramatic little girl.

god i feel like pure shit
i have no purpose

Don't play games with me you know what I mean

common flag
rare flag

good luck to you. you deserved to win the game. i honestly hope you beat france. the story is just too romantic not to

i want to lick those tears. savour the salt of Icelandic supremacy

don't get me started tonight mate you won't like how it ends

Maybe you can service some superior Icecock

Will TRUMP crash the eu

Cara? pfft, more like fucking ugly bitch. lmao

i want to say thanks, but i have dedicated this day to snideness

do a neurotransmitter test with a doctor

Don't you fucking dare reply to me ever again.

Well done lads.

well enjoy it because you'll be back to being totally irrelevant before you know it :D

Ermm its past midnight that was yesterday

>Plays video games at all (seriously, get a life)
fuck you don't tell me what to do
>Judgmental, gossip, makes comments behind peoples backs, assumes the worst of others
+
>Cares deeply about politics or religion to seem intellectual
it just happens that intellectul people care about those topics
>Opinionated, likes interjecting comments into other people's discussions
+
>Obliviously impolite or inconsiderate
+
>Insensitive, might use slurs like ''gay'' or ''autistic''
how the fuck is this insensitive you autistic pulse survivor
>Swears often, even if its around mates
+
>Bickers, argues, confrontational, has been in an avoidable fight in his adult life
+
>Cares too much about what phone, watch, car etc. that he owns
If i spend money on something better if its something worthy, nothing wrong in a little care
>Regularly eats commercial fast food, lets himself be seen in places like McDonalds
pollo tropical and chipotle but their food is good what's your point
>Spends time on social media or doing other unproductive things online
at least i'm not posting useless pastas
>Listens to music whenever he can because he needs constant stimulation
audiobooks
>Listens to objectively bad music like metal, rap, electronic, whatever
cuz only classic music is worthy listening, go back to your grave grandpa
>Never experienced true grief or loss
muh grief look how fucking sad I am, grow up
>Never been under pressure to not disappoint acquaintances
seeking evaluation from others wew lad insecurity101

@61407879
:(

I'm Welsh breh before you start roasting however.

You literally have Swansea to thank for making your country relevant in football.

>past midnight

no its not

autism

where did vapeman start? was it /cum/, /brit/, or somewhere else?

You have two-one-der how England lost

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH

uh yeah, because Iceland doesn't hold multiple world records in feats of athleticism and strength.
who says i can only dedicate one day to snideness?

/cum/

Vapeman has been around for a good while as a regular fedora, then /cum/ spammed it here for a while

Now, join me friend

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

guy on the left here. r8 me, my wife, her boyfriend, and their kids

RIGHT THATS IT IF I SEE ONE MORE NASTY COMMENT BY A SNOWNIGGER I AM FILTERING THEIR FLAG

>tfw no Korean gf

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I hope you win the Euros tbqh m8. The habbedings would be hilarious.

me holding the phone

can't believe 52% of the UK's population is racist and stupid
wild

what an absolute nightmare these past few days have been

right. when Iceland slaughtered the English on the battlefield of balls, everyone was thinking "Swansea"

can't believe 48% of the UK's population is cucked and stupid
wild

having a PUNT

why are people suddenly so upset about brexit when everyone was excited for it before it happened?

sweet shaka brah

no but Gylfi carried Iceland on his back through the qualifiers.

you were nothing special england were just remarkably shite

what does iceland mean?? i've never heard of it before

you won because our goalkeeper fucked up massively

somwhere out there... right now... theres some 13 year old kid forcing another 13 year old kid to watch a viral video that he doesn't really want to see

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might go buy this lads
thoughts?
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Has a country ever willingly voted itself into recession and irrelevance before lads?

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>wales helped us win the referendum
>still in the euro
The sheep shaggers are alright desu

feel a bit bad for joe he always fucks up in memetastic matches

Love hearing how you sissy brit boys keep trying to justify this

>Iceland was really good
>we were really shit

You can choose the lube but you still got fucked

an Icelander non the less
funny how everyone wants a piece of the icelandic victory.
"they are practically norwegian" - Norwegians

when it rains it pours, expect even more bad news in the near distant future

Literal Reddit raiding mate.

all the leave voters are off partying for a few months to celebrate the result. they might be back around november or december. 52% of the country is off on a small greek island getting absolutely wild

the other people that you see complaining a lot are the remain voters who just remained at home because they were too depressed to party...

>Recession

Errrrmm try again sweetie


Open Europe, the biggest think tank in Europe of economy and politics and the European Commission data bank give us the following data: the maximum loss for the UK for the exit from the EU is of 1.5% of GDP, the maximum loss of the city of London, the large financial centre in European business, is 1.1% of GDP.

Europe exports to the UK ten times than what the UK exports in Europe. It will be very difficult for France, Germany, Italy and Spain etc to lose billions of exports by blocking the UK.

With the UK deregulated and outside of the EU has something like 2 billion potential customers in emerging countries.

It affects 0.4% of huge British companies.

Small and Medium British companies lose 760 million Euros each week due to the suffocating, Soviet and authoritarian bureaucracy of Brussels.


The £220 billion exports of goods and services to other EU countries were worth about 12% of the value of the British economy in 2015, and £230 billion or 13% in 2014. It’s stayed at around 13-15% over the past decade.
100% of its economy is blocked by the suffocating laws of Brussels.

London which could lose 1.1%, will be able to export 10% of the British GDP in the whole world.

In 1992 the UK was in a similar system to the EU, called the European Monetary System. They were kicked out. Everybody said: "It's the death of the UK". It was the day the UK, and London left for outer space.

The UK has gotten rid of the nomenclature, authoritarian which has humiliated all the national parliaments of Europe.

They are not scared of economic loss. They are scared of the loss of control over a neo-feudal, authoritarian and anti-democratic project called the European Union.

what was the name of that program where Rik Mayal was a politician?

iceland! your country is per capita the most reasonable and mature in the world, you should be above such gloating and shittalking. having said that...incredible game, legendary, pls keep shit talking

America might need a wall. thankfully we have the fucking ocean.
and because we have one of the best goalkeepers in the world

>kickball chat
I'm shooting off
let me know when the normies go to bed

i've literally been saying this to some icelander on Sup Forums since halfway through the Euro qualifiers.

I don't give a shit about international football, club before country.

It is nice to see Wales doing so well however.

Riding the wave of success will only make it feel worse when you go crashing out lad

>gf booked magaluf tickets

bit worried lads

only reason theyre even in it over n ireland is an own goal. they really didnt do "well"

this is the only day ive genuinely good the past years. i'm gonna ride that wave until it crashes

I'll fucking eat you, fucking normie cunt REEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF

>you see that she books 2 tickets
>doesn't invite you


sweatingcuck.jpg

post pics of her ass

How we doing this morning

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frozen cherries >>> frozen blueberries

Truly a momentous day in the history of men kicking balls

the ass of america asks america for ass

give france a good hiding lad

very well how are you

Bit cold out