>be me
>be a tourist in New York
>a cop arrests you for being on heroin
>boy, you'll be punished, but you can avoide this
>how?
>pound my bitch cop muscle ass hard with you twink cock!!!
Be me
Gavin Cruz
Camden Cruz
...
Isaac Turner
But then you go to hell for being a gay?
Nathan James
Hell is a lie
Joshua Williams
kpop?
Josiah Gonzalez
>New York
that happened in the south and you know it
Nathan Diaz
just an actor
Jayden Perry
...
Matthew Sanchez
>But I'm a bottom
John Jones
I'm a top twink chad
Daniel Morgan
The reason Russia banned gays is because if it were legal the men would stop willingly reproducing.
Jacob Martin
Who told you we banned sodomy? What is banned are gay parades
Charles Brown
Guess that explains all the porn. Not that I am complaining or anything.
Jayden Perry
but how do you get hard if you're on heroin?
Bentley Martin
Post Russian ass
Alexander Butler
Heroin can cause spontaneous erection
Michael Campbell
Is this why it is so popular there?
Gabriel Perry
In Russia? No. It's becuse Russia is suicide and the only way to escape the reality is to start drinking or doing drugs
Robert Allen
Well, now you also have the new Zelda with Twink Link coming out. Not all is doom.
Asher Peterson
are you qt russian girl? can i be your 송중기?
Aaron Turner
>yfw
Christian Hall
>muscle ass
Have you seen cops in NY? The doughnut meme is true.
Noah Long
Lel
My cop was an exception