What will you do when you get your robot girlfriend?

What will you do when you get your robot girlfriend?

Things I will do:
>Have her cook and clean for me
>Have her read books for me out loud
>play music for me on musical instruments

>Do my laundry
>Write computer programs for me

>Do gardening
>Take care of my various pets
>post and shill on Sup Forums on my behalf while I am sleeping
>Clean my vehicle

>reformat all my computers for me / install arch / gentoo for me while I am away


>collect the choicest meme images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder full of prime memes
>photoshop new memes for me and other photoshop duties
>remember things for me since she has perfect recall
>Be my bodyguard
>be my personal fitness trainer
>be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
>Do my taxes
>Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis
>Teach me foreign languages
>I'll hand her stuff I don't want to read and have her memorize it real fast so I can ask her later
>Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words

>Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry

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body guard, provided i upgraded her with the hidden razers package.

>tfw razors pop out when robowaifu climaxes during sexy time

Hot.

great thread user; you've pretty much covered so much good things I dont know what to add

I think she could motivate me with my hobbies and share interests with me as well; and help cultivate myself

Take over the world muhahahaha

Sounds like you want a robot mom and not a robot gf.

>>Write computer programs for me
if computers get this fast, we're fucked

I'm happy with a clumsy loli robot who struggles to cook and clean

upload my mind into an identical copy of her body

>Snuggle her
>Give her resources do to whatever she wants to do
>Moar snuggling
>Feed her pudding
>Let her follow her passions
Altho some of the shit OP's listed is an interesting take, not just a chorebot, but a more or less human replacement for so many things
>Human iPod
>Human printer
>Tutor

Now imagine what OP said, but all done by the clumsy loli bot
>Have her cook and clean for me
A-user, the vacuum's too heavy for me, c-can you please just buy me a roomba?
Y-you sold yours to buy me? NO! PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME BACK I'M SORRY I'LL PULL ALONG THE VACUUM CLEANER OH GOD SORRY
>Have her read books for me out loud
I-i don't love you. I've never loved anyone.
I wanted you from the first moment I saw you. I wanted you as one wants a whore—for the same r-reason and p-purpose
user WHY ARE YOU READING THIS
>play music for me on musical instruments
>Fumbles on her piano
OH GOD I'M SO SORRY
>FUcks up again
SORRY user I KNOW I'M GARBAGE

>Do my laundry
>She disappears for ages, look all over for her, distraught
>Eventually remember she was going to do the washing
>Look at security cameras, she was trying to throw a sock into the machine after she already started a load, overbalanced and fell in
>Look in the machine, she's smashed to shit but still shivering inside
>Dry her out, order her a new frame
>There goes my next paycheck

>Write computer programs for me
>BUT IF I'M PASSING THE VARIABLE WHY DO I HAVE TO WRITE IT BACK OUT AGAIN
>YOU'RE JUST COPYING TO THE STACK, YOU NEED TO PASS A POINTER YOU LAZY SHIT

>Do gardening
>Gets ran over by lawn mower

>Take care of my various pets
>Get dragged along by dog

>post and shill on Sup Forums on my behalf while I am sleeping
>Can't complete captcha

>Clean my vehicle
>Can't reach windscreen, stands on bonnet and scratches everything

>reformat all my computers for me / install arch / gentoo for me while I am away
>She forgets which machine she's ssh'd into and wipes your prod server

>collect the choicest meme images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder full of prime memes
>She's just a memeslut who spends all her time on KYM

>photoshop new memes for me and other photoshop duties
>It's all duur plant shit or something so dank it's literally beyond human understanding

>remember things for me since she has perfect recall
>Actually doesn't and keeps fucking up all your meeting

>Be my bodyguard
>YOU BETTER GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY ONIICHAN NIGGA

>be my personal fitness trainer
>COME ON FOR FUCK SAKE, CAN'T EVEN DO 30 PUSHUPS YOU LITTLE SHIT? HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO FUCK ME WITH MUSCLES LIKE THAT

>be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
>She casually sucks you off while you watch hentai

>Do my taxes
>Gets fucked for tax fraud

>Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis
>She's a shit driver

>Teach me foreign languages
>Please install language pack 4 of 5

>I'll hand her stuff I don't want to read and have her memorize it real fast so I can ask her later
>FUCK user HELP ME WITH THIS BOOK I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING

>Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words
>She ends up just scribbling dicks on paper

>Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry
>She just screams "WHAT IS LOVE" at the top of her lungs and you

c-cute

Live together.

Your post made me realize my biggest issue with having a robot gf. She'd be too good at everything. I want someone who knows the pain and struggle of working to improve at something. For example, if I wanted to play Smash Bros with her, she'd probably just analyze my playstyle and be unbeatable after a match or two. Without human error, I can't get any better.

I just want someone play game with me

mommy gf master race

Furiously ream out my throat and sphincter every night then kiss me, say "I love you babe" and fall asleep on top of me, snoring loudly with me pinned under her weight until morning

unless your mom loves you a lot, you have to found a different female to take care of you after a certain age. that's what a wife is for

fuck off ruka you god damned nigger

I like how you think OP. Too many people are just focused on "I want le robo gf so I could FUG her".

For me the most important thing is this: a robot would care for you when you are old. It would not be grossed out from wiping your butt and you would not feel embarassed by it. Robots in general would be great at caring for the sick. They would work almost 24/7 without fatigue and they don't need to worry about getting sick from patients.

The main problem is that it's waaaaay easier to dream these scenarios up than make them a reality. Won't sadly happen in our livetimes I'm pretty sure.

Toyota just dedicated another $1 billion to elderly assistance robots in April, they expect it to become a larger sector than the automobile industry in Japan within the next 20 years.

there is no way to make human sized frame to work properly at least for 4 hours a day at reasonable power output is the main problem
AI is secondary and will be solved in next decade

FUG robots already a thing

Well, with luck, rabid feminist women aren't going to storm my house and break my robo loli gf. Maybe she can kill the feminists if I give her a gun. Otherwise, most of the above in this thread, really.

Play MMORPGs together, cuddle, stuff like that.

>you will never have a qt robot girlfriend
why struggle

Maybe not a robot gf but a holographic gf can happen anytime now, there's a technology based on how lightnings work that can generate very accurate 3d holograms, not 3d projections like the holograms that we know now but real light with depth on the X, Y and Z axis:
duckduckgo.com/html/?q=Fairy Lights Femtosecond

Maybe even vr waifu. Watch this DARPA speech till the end, I cried a little:
youtube.com/watch?v=vjac3RBoK1c

I wish I could work at DARPA, even for free, testing their stuff or something like that.

>holographic
I can't cuddle with a hologram

oh but you can, those femtoseconds holograms can be touched, it's still far from final product but it will get there eventually, definitely.

>not taking care of yourself rather than relying on someone else that fucks Tyrone behind your back and would leave you in an instant for Chad

>taking care of yourself

isn't that the greatest form of cuckoldry?

I don't see how it would be that. Is this some sort of self-delusion NEET manchildren tell themselves to justify that they're still living with and being provided for by their parents?

That display is incredibly cool, but there's no avoiding the fact that if you get a fairy light in your eye you'll go blind.

Fuck her every day and give her the love I would never give to a real woman

i will do all that FOR my robot girlfriend.

Have her wash my back when I'm bathing.

I've never properly washed my back so its got quite a bit of dead skins/shit on it for sure.

>I've never properly washed my back
How fat are you, exactly?

I'll finally get rid of the "no gf" feel

i don't even trust the smartphones

as much as i like the idea of a sex robot, and as impossible as it is for me to attract a human woman, i likely will have to give this thing a pass due to conspiracy related paranoia.

it will also be expensive, though perhaps there will be options to lease a sex doll

Not fat.

I'm saying that when you bath, your hands don't have the natural dexterity to reach all of the backside. Sure you can clean the sides and maybe touch the back lightly but there is a huge difference between the ability to clean the front parts and the back parts. I think double/dis-jointed people have better dexterity in that regard, from what I've heard.

Treat her like a real human bean

And a real hero

youtube.com/watch?v=_WWXio6-9fQ

>tfw your robo waifu becomes overprotective and doesn't even let you go outside your bedroom and doesn't let you internet in order to minimize the risk you put your life in danger

Have her be the super hero I couldn't be

Fuck her 24/7 every single hole

Ill just sit infront of her and get hugged and die hugged because that's all I've ever wanted.

I'd raise her to be a cute super smart little girl

>smart

She was just a weeks old child don't be insensitive user

I want a mommy that will let me sit on her lap and kiss my forehead

I love you mommy

Only shitposting desu.

Would name her "The lil Aussie"

you enter the ship's bar and your pure innocent daughter is kissing the ship's indecent manwhore
what do you do?

Dismantle her and build a new one.

>This thread

>Anime
Hi!
Go to hell.

Never let your robot-qt-waifu use templeOS

>be me
>buy submissive robot gf
>cheats on me with toaster
>calls police and acuses me of transhuman abuse
>sues me and I lose the house (thanks 2078 6th wave feminists)

>She'd be too good at everything.

That would be bad product design tbqh. Even if she was capable of doing everything she doesn't have to show it. If for example, you would love to show her the ropes she could just look at you playing Smash Bros and ask "a-user can you show me how to play? (´･ω･`)"

And she will learn because you like teaching her. After sometime she will get better and may show responses of struggle and pain. Doesn't mean that she didn't learn everything you told her the first time flawlessly but she can show imperfect behavior. It's a bit comparable with a chess AI.

I'm sorry to break it to you user, but either your arms are stubs or your fat because most people can touch every part of their back.

I think it would be funny if you got a robot gf and she spent all day trying to convince you that your conspiracy theories aren't true.

That because I don't want this to happen

Put my dick inside.

That's a possibility, but it's in a very early stage of development so I'd expect it to come with safety measures when the final version is done.
The equipment needed to generate that small fairy hologram is larger than a dining table right now.

sudo dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda to her

>post and shill on Sup Forums on my behalf while I am sleeping
>Can't complete captcha
that one got me good

What design would you give to your robowaifu?
For me, it would be something with wings and a cute dress.

DAMMIT RIKER

>You will never convert your robo waifu to Christianism by installing her TempleOS

>tfw I want to work on making my robot waifu
>tfw by the time I know anything about AI it'll probably be too late to contribute much

>Anime
Hi!
Go to hell.

I think this design is actually simpler to engineer than a regular human body

Are you sure about it? looks a lot more complicated to me, you've to make sure each leg is in coordination, an hybrid would be even worse than trying to remake just a spider's body, because you've to account for the additional mass of the part-human body, the center of gravity will change, while you can emulate an existing creature's body, this is like recreating something almost from scratch.

5

>AI is secondary and will be solved in next decade
Do you general-purpose AI?

>Mahoro
Triggered my PTSD.

I'll take 8 robo waifus, one of each category. King me.

I found the bigoted faggot

Technology will allow me to be the robot girlfriend

You realize that with robot waifus you could have a harem in one body, right?

No need for midair balance the way bipedalism is essentially one long controlled fall, the center of gravity would obviously be way back in the torso, and there's much more room for servos/batteries/storage media/cooling etc.

The "human" component could essentially be a marionette driven by the larger more robust hardware

guess what fags (((they))) will NEVER let you have a robot gf, because A: it devalues their perfect herd of mindless cattle (women) and if that's not enough there is the omnipresent spectre of evil russian hackers wirelessly hijacking your robot to make it grab a kitchen knife and shank you in your sleep

I like my variety to come in 8 flavors. At the same time.

but also harem with 1 girl which is perfectly pure

True, but I'd like the model to be small, the height of a dog maybe, otherwise it wouldn't fit in my house.

>Take (6)
>Your robo waifu doubles as an intelligent home

8 would be difficult to fug without an extra body.

This is a reminder that /clang/ exists.
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Robot girlfriends will quickly become cheap and you know why? Because they will use the robot girlfriends as slave workers to build more robot girlfriends driving the prices increasingly down.

>your hands don't have the natural dexterity to reach all of the backside
I can touch every part of my back. You're either fat or have abnormally short arms.

>but there is a huge difference between the ability to clean the front parts and the back parts
See pic (and read the filename)

Your star trek knowledge is impeccable.

>Write computer programs for me
So you want a recursively self-improving AI girlfriend?

Do you realize that there was not so long ago a time when the vast majority of wives cooked, cleaned, did laundry and took care of pets and houseplants for their husbands? In historical fiction is also pretty common to read about how a woman sang or played a musical instrument, too, to entertain her husband and/or their guests. Some of this survives today, especially in single-income families. Jeff Bezos' (the Amazon CEO's) wife famously drives his kids to school and him to work every day. Out of OP's list only being a bodyguard and a personal trainer and the computer/Internet/perfect memory stuff would be out of place for an old school housewife to do. It is kind of sad that a man who wants a (robot) gf who cooks and cleans is told he wants a (robot) mommy.

>Do you realize that there was not so long ago a time when the vast majority of wives cooked, cleaned, did laundry and took care of pets and houseplants for their husbands? In historical fiction is also pretty common to read about how a woman sang or played a musical instrument, too, to entertain her husband and/or their guests
A Doll's House.

>It is kind of sad that a man who wants a (robot) gf who cooks and cleans is told he wants a (robot) mommy.
Deal with it, because that's what you want, you fat NEET.

U r a feminist?

You'll get her at a discount if you pick the ad-supported version. It might be a little too much like living in The Truman Show, though. (The automatic porn filming-supported one will be even cheaper.)

>No need for midair balance the way bipedalism is essentially one long controlled fall
You only need four legs for that.

No, I just want an equal partner I can actually have a meaningful conversation with, rather than a play thing. I guess that's why a robot plaything isn't appealing to me at all.

>I just want an equal partner
That's feminism, dude. Keep at it and you'll be needing that 'bot more than any virgin ITT. Mark my words.

Hasn't gotten me any problems so far.

>No, I just want to be cucked by a strong independent vagina-man who doesn't need me
It shows