I need to destroy my router today, without leaving any trace, I myself and pretty tech savvy unlike the rest of my family members, we are currently running a 2mb down and .3mb up wifi, everyone in my family hates the slow wifi and we all enjoy streaming movies and stuff, we have like 8 devices always connected (7 ppl in my family)
Recently we all agreed to get a 200mb comcast plan but the owner of the plan we have now is to lazy to switch, by silently destroying the router today I feel like it will be the final push. (We are constantly having esch other get off the wifi so we can load google, LITTERLY fuck verizon)
What would be the best method of destroying the shitty free router we have without leavint a trace.
Jackson Murphy
Wood chipper.
Robert Rivera
Take a boating trip.
James Parker
>2mb down
Lol
John Martin
The plan is from like 2008 and verizon sent us a free router that is now half melted.
Michael Gonzalez
dont destroy it, make it unusable with DDoS
Ryder Gutierrez
Unscrew it to reveal internals, take a lighter to components that look important until you believe damage has been done. Wipe off the black stuff the lighter leaves and plug it back in, if it does not function then re-screw it together and put it back. Bam, mysterious heat damage you can blame on your router being shitty and hot. Well shit my plan would actually work better than I originally thought it would.
Colton Rogers
This sounds great, I can post some nice tech gore posts here.
Jordan Morales
>Actually good advice from Sup Forums. >Mfw
Nolan Hill
Kill yourself instead.
Daniel Hill
Besides using a shitty free ddos tool or service, whats the best way to do it, I have acsses to the network admin settings .
Xavier Long
if it has firmware upgrade stuff, download latest firmware, open it in hex editor and change some values at random places. If upgrading doesnt require hash checking there u go. What model is that?
Jonathan Cruz
and yea.. idea is about upgrading router with corrupted firmware
William Martin
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Lucas Sullivan
Put it in the microwave for like 5s. Dead for sure, and it won't leave any trace.
Mason Bell
But will it fucking explode
Lincoln Watson
if you have physical access, you can use hairdry shit and melt main cpu and chips
Noah Collins
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Grayson Bennett
That leaves evidence.
Brayden Price
ethernet to 220v socket, custom made
Jose Moore
if it has usb port, use that usb killer, it's like $20
Christian Roberts
Why can't you just buy a new router and replace it yourself?
Evan Lopez
If the router mysteriously breaks people in my house will think the wifi stopped and boom, a reason to upgrade.
