What the fuck are these things are how are they useful?

What the fuck are these things are how are they useful?

those'd be the micropenis lubing ports.

they allow you to have a slippery willy so you can masturbate easier while you watch your gf being pleased by chad thundercock

Bump help me out Sup Forumsoys

Low/High? Maybe lights or fan speed or something. Flip it and see what happens

I did and all it does is restart my computer.

You wired them wrong, either you wired the reset pins to it or you're making a shortcircuit when trying to use them, slowly killing your machine.
Is this your first build?
Did you read the fucking manual?
Holy shit

It's not a custom pc you tard, it's alienware. I bought it yesterday from pc world

you should at least look behind there and see where their wires go. I'm surprised they're wired to anything at all except the case fans. even then not sure why they would exist.

DID
YOU
READ
THE
FUCKING
MANUAL?
>Buying a prebuilt
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahaha!

I cant read bro im disabled

How did you read this then, you, DOUBLE NIGGER!

god damn double niggers

sure the manual has pictures

i don't wanna read the manual it takes too much effort

>I don't wanna read the manual
>its a alienware you tard
MY SIDES

>unironically buying a prebuild

>double nigger
I haven't heard this insult in ages. I still remember the YTP, it was one of the greatest shorts back in the day.

>buying anything with the word 'alien' on it

>Buy Alienware because too retarded to put together fucking legos
>its still built wrong
Just check the panels header on the mobo and see if its even plugged in correctly then go back to

It's for charging your gun, dumb europoor.

My handler dictates posts on Sup Forums and I tell them how to respond.

>not using text to speech

How often does your handler jack you off?

grats on spending Apple money for HP build quality and Razer aesthetics champ

I have a fleshlight built into my wheelchair that does it for me

I detect a hint of untruthfulness in this whole conversation

Holy shit hotwheels is that you?

what case is that?

...

its alienware

is this guy still alive ?

those are called snippies

Fan speed probably

I thought the switches could be fan control?

>your gf
topkek

hes literary getting psedu cucked by a pixel chink he will never touch