Retarded technology buzzwords

retarded technology buzzwords

>webinar

macbook

fedora

>big data

did Sjokz lose weight?

The Internet of things
Retina display
Net neutrality
Type safety
User-friendly
Just works
Web 2.0
Out of the box
Big data

e-learning

>get a shitload of excel files
>Fucking awful data in horrible formats
>jam it in a database with a few indexes
>BIG DATA

>hackthon
>coding

Responsive design, when used to mean "our website looks different on a phone/tablet".
Cloud.

kanban

>A woman like that will never smile at you like that

Why even live?

JavaScript Ninja

it's japanese for sign board

>Why even live?
Because in 10-15 years, you will have a robot that will look & feel exactly like that woman, minus the BRRRAAPS , menstrual blood and such thing

If you're into 3DPD

Agile

>If you're into 3DPD
Doesn't have to look like a 3DPD woman

also a new age agile methodology

kanban isn't a buzzword you mong

it is where I work assface

Botnet

>The Internet of things
i still dont understand why that phrase exists.

Stop working for the Yakuza you fucking weirdo

hahaha, fuck you too

Shortening a long word by replacing all the letters except the first and last one by the number of letters replaced. e.g. Mozilla calling their electrolysis project "e10s", or devs in general saying "i18n" for "internationalization"

Yup. That takes the crown

Normal things that dont belong on the internet are being connected to the internet. The internet of things.

net neutrality

embrace the future of near infinite column databases idiot. this is how schlomo always planned it

>webinar
Yeah. When I recently went to the Ubuntu site to grab an ISO for my multiboot USB drive, I was greeted by this:
>Build your Kubernetes strategy with Ubuntu
>Watch the webinar

If you told your average internet user this isn't English but rather the language the word 'Ubuntu' comes from, they'd probably believe it.

To make money and pay for better looking bitches

Smart*something*.

It's like a seminar but on the web? Doesn't sound retarded.

gentoo

I want to fuck this girl(male) so bad.

>portmanteau of web and seminar
>buzzword
hmmmmmm

4u

enough of this nonsense
you might have a VR waifu though, which will just be an interesting female avatar, most probably a male on the other side. And it will be a trade off that will be acceptable because there will be no choice.